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  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2013 3:14am UTC
    if watching a show doesn't make you
    sexually frustrated, heartbroken or weeping and in need of punching someone in the face then it's not a good tv show trust me

  2. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2013 3:36am UTC
    mr. moseby: how do you lose a woman?!?!
    cody: you forget to cherish her.
    eric mathews: lose one friend, lose all friends, lose yourself.
    stitch: ohana means family and family means no one gets left behind. or forgotten.
    fakifi: oh yes, the past can hurt. but the way i see it, you can either run from it or learn from it.
    peter pan: never say goodbye, because goodbye means going away and going away means forgetting.
    hercules: a true hero isn't measured by the size of his strength, but by the strength of his heart.
    winnie the pooh: if there ever comes a day when we can't be together, keep me in your heart, and i'll stay there forever.
    the mad hatter: have i gone mad?
    alice: i'm afraid so. you're entirely bonkers. but i'll tell you a secret. all the best people are.
    mulan: you're at peace because you know it's okay to be afraid.
    dory: i look at you and i'm home. please. i don't want that to go away.
    WHAT HAPPENED DISNEY

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2013 3:40am UTC
    i don't understand people who make multiple
    facebook statuses every day like wtf I haven't made a facebook status since like world war 2

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2013 3:08am UTC
    mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop
    called "Monsters Ink."

  5. Living_Life_Freely Living_Life_Freely
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2013 5:35pm UTC
    Parent Logic:
    when something is wrong with the computer, my parentes blame me.
    when something is wrong with me, my parents blame the computer.

  6. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 9:30pm UTC
    In my bedroom at night.
    Me: ~is peacefully playing on my phone in my bed~
    Me: ~hears rustling outside of my closed door~
    Me: Uh....what's that....?!
    Zombie: ~bursts through door with giant axe~
    Me: AHHHHHH!!! OH MY GOD WTF AHHH!!!
    Me: Oh no wait, you're not my mom!! Haha, whew i was scared there for a second!! Imagine if you were my mom and she saw me playing on my phone this late! Hahahah sorry about that!

  7. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2013 2:20am UTC
    so yesterday i was babysitting five kids under the age of nine (i know, i know, i'm practically jesus. shhh.) and one of them was an 8 year old boy called Corben. basically, he developed a huge crush on me after i told him i liked star trek and dragons, and he kept hitting on me the entire time and it was hilarious and also adorable.
    alana (his six year old sister): oh wow, you're so good at lego. you're magical.
    corben: yeah, lizzy's so magical that she makes people fall in love with her and wish that they were older so that tHEY COULD MARRY HER FOREVER
    alana: CORBEN THAT IS DISGUSTING, I AM DISGUSTED WITH YOU.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    corben: when we get married can we have a cat? i like cats.
    me: what
    alana: corben i'm never talking to you again
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    corben: lizzy, do you like cocoa pops?
    me: yeah, but--
    corben: i'll get you three bowls.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    me: okay, goodnight you guys.
    corben: mum usually gives us a cuddle before we go to sleep.
    alana: no she doesn--
    corben: shHHhHhHH.
    me: no.
    corben: not even a little cuddle?
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    me: why are you out of bed?
    corben: do you want to read my book about dragons
    me: no, go back to bed
    corben: i'll read it to you if you want

  8. DawnRaven DawnRaven
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2013 9:51am UTC
    I wonder if British people sit around in their living rooms and try to do American accents.

  9. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2013 10:58pm UTC
    *posting twenty new quotes*
    lol, my followers are going to hate me.

  10. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2013 3:20pm UTC
    My life
    Hanging out with friends.
    Going out with family.
    Going outside.
    Eating.

  11. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2013 12:47pm UTC
    I want to be hot,
    but I don't want to work out.

  12. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2013 7:04am UTC
    *gives people advice when I can't even handle my own problems*

  13. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2013 1:02pm UTC
    Teenagers fixing any electronics:
    "I don't know, turn it off and turn it back on again."

  14. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2013 1:48pm UTC
    What if the reason the creators of monsters inc waited 12 years to make monsters university was because the kids who watched monsters inc of ages 5, 6, and 7 years are now 17, 18, or 19 and off to college the same goes for toy story 3 and how andy was giving up his toys (his childhood) and moving on off to college as well? what if they wanted to say good bye to the child that loved their movies properly?

  15. goawayanthony* goawayanthony*
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2013 9:44pm UTC
    I hate when websites ask
    "are you human?"
    No, I'm a f/cking lamp post

  16. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2013 11:55pm UTC
    So lately everyone's been complaining about how Witty is "dead"
    So here's my input. And I know this is long, but I think it's worth the reading.
    You know that all those text posts that everyone posts over and over again on Witty? Those were created by people, and assuming that most of you are people, you guys are all perfectly capable of creating your own quotes. I make my own quotes, and people always think mine aren't genuine too because almost every other Wittian gets their quotes from Tumblr or Twitter.
    It really isn't too hard to think of your own quotes like that.
    -Whenever something awkward or funny happened with your family or friends or at school pretend your texting someone and jot the quote down on your phone so you can post it later.
    -You can write about funny childhood experiences; almost everyone has at least one or two funny stories from when they were a kid.
    - Write about a conversation you had with your siblings or friends.
    -Post an inspirational quote from a book that isn't posted 5 times a day like, "We accept the love we think we deserve," because I've seen that quote about 100 times.
    -Post inspirational song lyrics.
    -Post a quote from your favorite singer or some other role model to you.
    -Or try starting a friendly conversation about things like the winner of American Idol, who you think "A" is on Pretty Little Liars, and what new books you read over the summer instead of making controversial and debatable quotes for attention.
    -It isn't too hard to just scroll past funny quotes on Tumblr instead of putting them onto Witty.
    How is Witty any fun if you aren't even making your own quotes? The only reason I'm on Witty is to share my stupid/embarrassing/funny thoughts, not someone else's.
    I actually want to know how faves means anything to you if the quotes aren't even yours. It doesn't make you funny, it just means you understand the concept of copy and paste.
    And what about getting new people on Witty? You can start by telling some of your close friends. I got about three friends to join. You don't need to tell them your user name, just tell them about the website. It's a good start. You can tell people on your Tumblr, Twitter, Wattpad, Youtube, or whatever other social networks you have about Witty.
    And for the love of God, if you see a quote already posted, do not repost it.
    I've seen so many long time members giving their "goodbye message" because Witty changed. When I see the goodbye messages I want them to be about the members finding a place in life, not because they were pushed away by the unoriginality, bullies, and not feeling welcome.
    There are quotes that I see on the top page, and then I see countless repeats of them over the next few days. There was this one quote that I saw posted about 5 times by different people the day after it became a top quote. If you want to post a quote from Tumblr and you saw it before, just don't post it at all. It might be funny, but someone beat you to it.
    If you don't know if the quote was posted before, copy and paste the quote into the Witty search bar and the quote may come up if it was posted before. Then paste it into google because sometimes a link to Witty comes up. A quote gets less and less funny each time someone sees it.
    One other reason I think so many people think Witty is boring is because all you guys is post is depressing stuff. This is called WITTY Profiles, not Diary Profiles or My Depressing Life Profiles. People who join come for a good laugh not to read about how you cut yourself. Remember those adds you gave to Steve? They were all about how it was a funny website with jokes, not about how Witty is a therapy because Witty isn't a therapy. I understand a lot of you have problems, but when I think of Witty I think of it as my safe haven. And most of you do too. When I post upsetting quotes it just makes me feel even more depressed. If you post funny jokes and puns it will lighten up your mood. Witty should be your getaway from the real world.
    I don't think Witty is ever going to gain members if all we do is complain about how Witty is dying either. It doesn't help so stop posting quotes about how "Witty is dead!!!" and start trying to help. It's such a shame that Witty Profiles is such a genius website, and it doesn't get enough recognition because of the people on it.
    I know most of you are still gonna post quotes from Tumblr, most of you won't mention this to your friends or anything, and I know one quote isn't going to change Witty back to it's "old days" but you should try to consider this. And try welcoming new members so they can feel like Witty is a home to them.

  17. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 7:24pm UTC
    Back in the day, it was called
    daydreaming. Now it's called ADHD.

  18. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 2:11am UTC
    Me: -Is on Witty all night&day-
    Me: -Goes to sleep and dreams
    about being on Witty-
    ADDICTED
    © format by: h0peful

  19. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 3:14pm UTC
    *Get hair cut*
    *Like it for a week*
    *Miss old hair*
    *Let it grow out*
    *Get tired of long hair*
    *Repeat*

  20. imperfect * imperfect *
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 3:54am UTC
    Every girls dream is to have
    a guy call her at 3am just to say,
    "Hey beautiful,I just wanted to tell you I love you
    I am outside of your window
    with cookies and ice cream.

:)

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