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eruptoclueson1

Status: It's been a long, long, long, long time.

Member Since: 26 Jun 2012 12:21am

Last Seen: 3 Jun 2013 07:23pm

Location: North Carolina

Gender: M

user id: 312087

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you blacklisted me because I am not on facebook. So i don't care and you
are all airheads.


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  1. eruptoclueson1 eruptoclueson1
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2013 11:28pm UTC
    Captain America said "I never wanted to be anyone else"
    I was thinking just now
    I'd love to be somebody else.
    ...........................
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    ...........................
    .........................

  2. eruptoclueson1 eruptoclueson1
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 8:29pm UTC
    Play "The River Knows Your Name".
    Indiana's answer to Neil Young.
    They call him Adult Contemporary.
    "They got a label for everything we do."
    Jim mused.
    Isn't that the truth.
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    Capitol Records Inc.
    -=

  3. eruptoclueson1 eruptoclueson1
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 6:09pm UTC
    If enough people get behind it,
    dating will never be the way
    it was in the 60's and 70's.
    ??????????????
    //

  4. eruptoclueson1 eruptoclueson1
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 5:20pm UTC
    If enough people get behind it,
    dating will never be the way
    it was in the 60's and 70's.
    ??????????????
    //

  5. eruptoclueson1 eruptoclueson1
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 4:54pm UTC
    Two guys are looking at a female fashion model
    in a magazine. A female walks by and the two
    guys look at each other. They look back at the
    magazine and both women are very similar. "She's
    fat" the taller guy says. The shorter guy with the
    tattoo says "No, she's plus size". The taller guy
    again says "She's fat, I tell you". The shorter guy
    reaches in a bag and pulls out a pair of glasses.
    "Here" and hands them to the taller fellow. Again,
    the same argument, and the shorter guy pulls out
    a very big pair of glasses. "Here, put these on,
    Robert." Robert was about to say something,
    when the same girl walked up to the table, then
    says "Hey Felix", leans over and kisses the short
    guy right on the lips. She looks over at the other
    guy and back at Felix. "Who's your friend with the
    great big glasses?" Robert takes off the glasses and
    loosens his tie, watching the curvy woman leave.
    "What was that you said, Robert?"
    "Plus size", the other guy said, leaning on his
    elbow.

  6. eruptoclueson1 eruptoclueson1
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2013 11:37pm UTC
    We're living in a plastic land,
    Somebody give us a hand, yeah,
    Steve Miller Band

  7. eruptoclueson1 eruptoclueson1
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2013 9:49pm UTC
    When will I die, when will I marry?
    Why do I cry for nothin' sometimes?
    Why do I feel like I'm in a hurry?
    Feels like a race and I'm out of time
    Like a lover turnin' into a friend
    Somewhere a heart is gettin' broken again
    How does the whole thing end?
    I want to believe in somethin' for real
    I want to believe in somethin' I feel
    I want to believe, it's all that I need
    I wanna believe
    Who will be king and who will be beggar?
    When will I have this mystery solved?
    Who said a ring could mean love forever?
    Nothin's for sure except growin' old
    Will I always be here spinnin' my wheels
    Or does misfortune have a hand in the deal?
    Is that how my fate is sealed?
    I want to believe in somethin' for real
    I want to believe in somethin' I feel
    I want to believe, it's all that I need
    I wanna believe
    I wanna believe
    Love has a chance to survive the dream to be as one
    I wanna believe in a nurturin' love and not just a sacrifice
    Where is my home and where am I going?
    When will I know and how will I know?
    I had a lover who turned into a friend
    I had a heart but it got broken again
    And I don't know if it ever will mend
    Is this how the whole thing ends?
    I want to believe in somethin' for real
    I want to believe in somethin' I feel
    I want to believe, it's all that I need
    I wanna believe
    I want to believe
    I want to believe
    I want to believe
    Sass Jordan - I want to believe
    Racine

  8. eruptoclueson1 eruptoclueson1
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2013 5:40pm UTC
    Kathy: Sometimes I take a picture that isn't like me.
    But I took it so it is like me. It has to be. I put those pictures away.
    Joe Turner: I'd like to see those pictures.
    Kathy: We don't know each other that well.
    Joe Turner: Do you know anybody that well?
    Kathy: I don't think I want to know you very well.
    I don't think you're going to live much longer.
    Joe Turner: I might surprise you.
    From the movie Three Days Of The Condor
    1974
    Have you filled up your automobile lately?

  9. eruptoclueson1 eruptoclueson1
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2013 5:25pm UTC
    A relationship, I think, is like a shark. You know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark.
    Alvy Singer
    ...

  10. eruptoclueson1 eruptoclueson1
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2013 5:21pm UTC
    A relationship, I think, is like a shark. You know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark.
    Alvy Singer
    ...

  11. eruptoclueson1 eruptoclueson1
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 8:31pm UTC
    The following lyrics are courtesy of lyricsfreak.com.
    And were written by Warren Zevon. Who died of lung cancer in 2002.
    Zevon was one of few musicians who made public his problem.
    His most popular song is Werewolves Of London.
    The following song is historical, and it is about the invasion of Veracruz in Mexico.
    Veracruz
    I heard Woodrow Wilson's guns
    I heard Maria crying
    Late last night I heard the news
    That Veracruz was dying
    Veracruz was dying
    Someone called Maria's name
    I swear it was my father's voice
    Saying, "If you stay you'll all be slain
    You must leave now - you have no choice
    Take the servants and ride west
    Keep the child close to your chest
    When the American troops withdraw
    Let Zapata take the rest"
    I heard Woodrow Wilson's guns
    I heard Maria calling
    Saying, "Veracruz is dying
    And Cuernavaca's falling"
    Aquel dia yo jure (On that day I swore)
    Hacia el puerto volvere (To the port I will return)
    Aunque el destino cambio mi vida (Even though destiny changed my life)
    En Veracruz morire (In Veracruz I shall die)
    Aquel dia yo jure (On that day I swore)
    I heard Woodrow Wilson's guns
    I heard them in the harbor
    Saying, "Veracruz is dying"

  12. eruptoclueson1 eruptoclueson1
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 7:34pm UTC
    "Play it pretty for Oakland"
    bye bye it's been a
    a sweet love
    Please don't take it so
    badly.
    ,,

  13. eruptoclueson1 eruptoclueson1
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 7:02pm UTC
    We were talking about something, and I got an
    email back from this person I presumed was
    a female.
    She said, #well no I don't think meeting
    will be a cosmic or a metaphysical ripoff#.
    But then she said, #I'm not really sure what that
    is, but I am sure I will find out. Eventually#.
    And then I wanted to go to
    bed, and that was all. by myself. And
    not with this woman online. But I did my garlic today,
    and got coconut juice in case I got Lucky Tonight/
    and I had four more hours to rock.
    I'm glad I froze my credit card today. My banker
    has gone to visit one of the moons of Jupiter.
    But I got enough to live on/Until he gets back.
    ,,
    //

  14. eruptoclueson1 eruptoclueson1
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2013 2:15pm UTC
    My problem is the way I surf. I surf around looking at the female profiles on social sites.
    For a possible(oh boy!what am i a scientist?) I surf around news and journal sites to
    find out how WE are raping the natural world, and ruining the human world.
    Yesterday I swerved to miss a squirrel, And I flew over a deer. What good does
    it do to read about corporations when they leave their senses? Why people can't
    keep their hands to themselves, just stay inside, obey the chill factor? You don't. These things are
    important. But to let them
    drive you out of your mind?
    What I need to do: Get to the bottom of a problem that's not going to
    stagnate my mind, devastate my afternoon tea. It bothers me enough though. Why can't they release this Kevin Costner western in theatrical version??
    That really irks me..............................

  15. eruptoclueson1 eruptoclueson1
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2013 9:54pm UTC
    He said son you got to be commercial
    if you wanna turn the people on
    And I said turning on the people
    That's a beautiful place to be
    But if I spend my time making
    memorable rhyme
    Then who's gonna turn on me?
    The Chief Parrothead

  16. eruptoclueson1 eruptoclueson1
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 7:13pm UTC
    I started to peel the orange with my fingers and she said
    "why don't you use your teeth?" So I put the orange to my mouth and broke the leathery skin. I pulled the skin off
    and she was looking intensely at me. She moved closer to me on the bench.
    I took her meaning, and I pulled the slice off the orange
    and started to hand it to her. She took my arm and
    brought the orange slice up to her mouth. She was
    looking at the fruit now and brought it up to her lips
    then ate it.
    She and I fed each other the orange. We took turns
    tearing slices out of the orange and putting each slice
    in each other's mouth. She looked in my face sometimes
    when she took a bite of the orange.
    --

  17. eruptoclueson1 eruptoclueson1
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2013 6:10pm UTC
    =
    +
    I don't do relationships.
    ..
    ,,

  18. eruptoclueson1 eruptoclueson1
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 1:41pm UTC
    With her, image is all smoke and mirrors,
    if you rememember
    the phrase from your underground haze,
    I mean daze. Days.
    Except with her, the smoke is pink, and
    the mirrors are a
    mixture of custom vanities and tall cool
    60's mirrors enhanced
    with magic marker blacklight designs.

  19. eruptoclueson1 eruptoclueson1
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2012 10:03pm UTC
    What you put in your mouth.
    A lot of people call it the jazz of age.
    Common sense?No, I won't get into that.
    OK. Who wants to walk around this way,
    your arms look like a mad dr. dug you you
    up somewhere.
    Remember that day? "Sir, your electrolytes
    are not quite balanced. (We all don't have
    a choice about this, but a lot of us do. You
    don't have cancer
    ..you make bad choices, not sometimes
    but a lot. And now you feel like..what?
    remember this is a kid's site.
    And don't be mad. Not at me. I'm
    your best friend. What's that over
    there on the sink..a banana? A
    tomato. Tomatos are your friend..
    is spongebob?

  20. eruptoclueson1 eruptoclueson1
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 2:01pm UTC
    Like one other clock in this big store, I bought
    a wall clock with hands.
    And this clock doesn't work either.
    So now, I have a nice round clear
    piece of tableware(glass),
    and I have a clock that lets me know it is
    Five O' Clock here..or somewhere.
    Aren't department stores great?

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