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  1. eruptoclueson1 eruptoclueson1
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2012 4:39pm UTC
    Politics begins when someone asks a question. That someone might ask you. A question, like, did you take home that ink pen you like so much, from their desk? or their home?
    Will you lie? I mean, is it worth it to answer honestly such a petty question, about a $29.99 ink pen you casually slipped into your pocket? Your friend you took from knows the truth.The cat saw you
    you take the pen. But
    the executive is a
    swindler. And set you
    up. Right?
    What will you gain by telling the truth? Stumbling to your home, where the property value is just a tad less than your ally. You are just a short way and QUITE a few thousand down from the man. Who asked you if you swiped anything from his office. Right from under his nose. Who has the nosey cat and the really nice office with a nice collection of ink pens.
    Why does he work so hard? Or does he. Maybe he knows people who owe him favors. A lot he
    keeps secrets from. Or
    with? Wonder what the cat gets out of all her snooping for the guy of the house. Spy in the house of love. Purring Between the sheets with a board member and her bored major stockholder.
    A little dirty work is
    worth a furball or two.
    .

  2. thesweetestmoments thesweetestmoments
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 11:03pm UTC
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  3. never_forget never_forget
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 6:30pm UTC
    Dad: Sooo, Do You Actually Have Friends?
    Me: Why Yes. All 10 Seasons On DVD.

  4. TiffanyWeasley TiffanyWeasley
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 1:25pm UTC
    Diagon Alley Typicall of everything else in the wizarding world, this street doesn't run straight; it runs "diagonally" (HP Fact: 119)

  5. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 11:14am UTC
    Future child: Mommy, tell me a story.
    Me: This is the story of a girl.Child: What?
    Me:WHO CRIED A RIVER AND DROWNED THE WHOLE WORLD.

  6. madimm6869 madimm6869
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 12:52pm UTC
    Dear Fred,
    It's hard having to blow out all of the candles by myself.
    Happy Birthday,
    George
    LETTERSTOMRPOTTER I TUMBLR

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