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  3. Sandrasaurus Sandrasaurus
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    July 10, 2012 10:10pm UTC
    Once upon a time,
    i believed in fairy tales.

  4. britany* britany*
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    August 7, 2013 8:03pm UTC
    I THINK, UH, IT'S
    okay for people to have opinons
    even though you're F*CKING WRONG
    - Felix Kjellberg (PewDiePie)


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  9. cloudlings cloudlings
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    August 3, 2013 4:53pm UTC
    Please keep all credit in the codes/parts of codes you'd like to use. [Please keep this little message thing here as well. :) ] (c) cloudlings
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  10. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 10:18pm UTC
    One time when I was little
    I created a "Where's Waldo?" page for my parents. It took them 30 minutes to realize that I put Waldo on the back of the sheet.

  11. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 11:22pm UTC
    It's amazing how
    some nouns 'whatsapp' , 'kik' , 'snapchat', can be used as
    verbs
    "whatsapp me" , "kik me", "snapchat me"
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    rajsonkar

  12. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 10:30am UTC
    The fear of tampons that exists in teenage boys is literally one of the
    funniest things I've ever seen. They act like it's a nuclear missle. Like, calm down, bro. It's just a compressd cotton ball. I swear to God, if you ever want a teenage boy to leave you alone just pull out a tampon and throw it in his direction and he will run as far away as possible. It's hilarious.

  13. dearesterin dearesterin
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2013 1:14am UTC
    I deleted my facebook
    And it's summer time
    What am I going to do with my life?!

  14. Loopy23 Loopy23
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 11:46am UTC
    She is sad
    She is hurt
    She is dying
    She is alone
    She is lonely
    She is a mess
    She is judged
    She is ignored
    She is suicidal
    She is stressed
    She is confused
    She is fúcked up
    She is depressed
    She is misunderstood
    She is tired but still living
    She is hurt but won't show it
    She is screaming but is silent
    She is in pain but still smiling
    She is the girl staring back at you in the mirror.

  15. AlyssaLovesYou AlyssaLovesYou
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 4:56pm UTC
    If I ever have a daughter..
    - She will always know how beautiful she is.
    - There will be no scales in the house.
    - The word "diet" and "fat" will be like swear words.
    - I never want her feeling like I do.

  16. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2013 8:40pm UTC
    Band member: Can I see your Tumblr?
    Me: Here.
    Me: *Throws laptop into lake*
    Me: Oh, look at that.
    Me: Oops, sorry.


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  18. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2013 6:15pm UTC
    the downside of being a virgin is that
    you can literally be used as a blood sacrifice at any given moment.

  19. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2013 11:28am UTC
    summertime sadness

  20. Lauren🌸* Lauren🌸*
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2013 11:47am UTC
    I keep saying "I'm as single as a pringle" in my head, but really pringles aren't single. they're even constantly spooning. what a slutty crisp.

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