yourcool posted a quote
February 16, 2013 1:27pm UTC
i wanna audition for all the ugly roles in movies because if you get the part, you're in a move which is pretty cool, but if you don't get the part it means that you're not ugly enough for it which is also cool.
two scientists walk into a bar and the first one says "I'll have some H20 please" and the second scientist says "I'll take a glass of water as well. Why did you say H20 instead of water? Like I know its the end of the day and all but you really don't need to overcomplicate things like that outside of the lab" the first scientist stares at his drink, furious that his assassination plan has failed.
Hale_Storm18 posted a quote
February 27, 2013 6:03pm UTC
Argument I heard on the bus: Guy 1: No, man, gay bros can raise babies. Look at warthog motherf//cker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And Simba became king of motherf//cking Africa.