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  1. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 11:16pm UTC
    a global study says that
    if you're reading this,
    you are probably not blind.

  2. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 1:04am UTC
    When You Sneeze On Your Pericd:
    NIAGRA FALLS.

  3. ohxhelloxthere ohxhelloxthere
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2011 3:51pm UTC
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    The star of the football team
    h a s a b l i n d d a d
    who always comes to his games,
    even though he can't see him play.
    One day, the dad gets sick and dies
    before the night of his son's big game.
    The team is expecting him to slack off,
    mourning the death of his father.
    But he played the best game he EVER had,
    making the winning touchdown
    &+ many amazing plays.
    The couch is amazed, so he asked,
    "How did you play so well even after your father has passed?
    The boy stares right at him, and says
    "This is the first time he has ever seen me play."

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    Not mine. I just love it

  4. i_heart_youx3 i_heart_youx3
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 10:41am UTC
    if you're reading this...
    ||||||||||||||||||||||||| congratulations,
    you're alive |||||||||||||||||||||||||
    && if that's not something to smile about,
    then i don't know what is.

  5. OctoberDiving OctoberDiving
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 10:20am UTC
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    Fave if you do one of these in class :
    1. Peel off your nail polish
    2. Search your hair for split ends
    3. Check the clock every 5 minutes
    4. Draw hearts on your paper
    5. Draw smileys on your hand
    6. Secretly eat ,
    Hope I'm not the only one(:
    nm/nmq
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  6. standinginsilence standinginsilence
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    So today at school..
    We had a special visitor. He asked the audience, "If you could choose between either having the super power to fly or to be invisible what would you choose?"
    About six people rose their hands to answer his question.
    He called on this one girl sitting in the back, she was very shy. I almost never heard her talk to anyone.
    She stood up and her exact words were-
    "I would choose to have the ability to fly because you don't need a super power to be invisible."


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 12:48pm UTC
    Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    There is always that one class
    That you never talk in.

  9. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 1:09pm UTC
    "Wow you're cool."
    fav if you just read that in a sarcastic voice ッ

  10. eve123 eve123
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 3:25pm UTC
    Zoey May
    Im so sick of boys being such dicks!
    Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago
    Toby Jackson
    In 7th grade, I beggen Mr.Williams to let me be your lab partner. I suggested you came round 5 times to do our project, you said no each time. I did the project alone, all of it. In 8th grade, I sent you 3 valentines cards, candy and a rose. You gave the rose to somebody else and threw the cards away. In 9th grade, at the school social, I asked to dance with you. You said "Yes, give me 5 minutes, I need to go to the bathroom." You never came back, and I was left waiting for you. In 10th grade, I bought us two tickets to go and see your favourite band. You said thanks, then took the tickets and gave one to your friend. Now, in 11th grade, I'm confessing this, where everyone can see, to show that actually, girls can be dicks too.
    26 minutes ago · Like
    True stuff

  11. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2012 2:39pm UTC
    The worst sight
    in the world
    Is seeing your mom cry.

  12. FemmesFatales FemmesFatales
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2012 9:44pm UTC
    Is it just me
    or did january go by much faster than
    december? ♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 12:24am UTC
    #1 rule during arguments:
    if you're losing, start correcting their grammar.

  15. PinkBubble PinkBubble
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 7:46pm UTC
    There's always that one couple;
    That only talks on facebook
    &never in reallife.

  16. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 8:10pm UTC
    GUYS PLEASE
    ALL DO ME
    A FAVOUR?
    watch this video on youtube!
    These are two of my closest friends,
    and their talents are amazing!
    Katie, the girl, is a beautiful singer!
    You will feel wonderful just listening to her,
    and Alex, the boy, plays the piano and it
    sounds fantastic together!
    So please do this for me!
    click the link below,
    listen to the song,
    like, comment, subscribe, whatever,
    then come back here and favourite this quote
    so more people can see the video,
    I know you'll enjoy listening to them!
    Thank you so much if you do this,
    Merry Christmas to you all!
    \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6_YGir7sOk
    also, everyone who comments on this quote, I will follow!
    AlNicholas.

  17. lexidanielle_xo lexidanielle_xo
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 6:25pm UTC
    maybe i'll meet a cute guy,
    that will think i'm beautiful,
    treat me right, be my bestfriend,
    & become my boyfriend.
    ....loljk, i crack myself up.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. LoveeeeannnndParkerrr LoveeeeannnndParkerrr
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 3:17pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  20. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 8:03pm UTC
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    If twin females marry twin males, and they have a child, will both children look alike?
    mind=blown

    (follow me, i follow back!)
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    Not mine. I just love it

:)

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