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standinginsilence

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standinginsilence
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March 1, 2012 3:03pm UTC
Something I've always wanted to know is
what is the maximum number of favorites a quote can get?

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standinginsilence
posted a quote
March 1, 2012 2:58pm UTC
I find it funny when someone
looses something
& when they find it they say "Of course it was in the last place I looked!"
OF COURSE it was in the last place you looked! why the hell would you keep looking once you found it?!♥

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standinginsilence
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February 29, 2012 4:14pm UTC
So today at school..
We had a special visitor. He asked the audience, "If you could choose between either having the super power to fly or to be invisible what would you choose?"
About six people rose their hands to answer his question.
He called on this one girl sitting in the back, she was very shy. I almost never heard her talk to anyone.
She stood up and her exact words were-
"I would choose to have the ability to fly because you don't need a super power to be invisible."

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