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dont_wish_i_were_normal5
posted a quote
June 24, 2009 2:55pm UTC

A man once found a genie.
"I am no ordinary genie" he said,"I can only grant you 1 wish, so chose carfully."
The man thought for a second.
"I wish i was the smartest person in the world"
He thought this was the best wish possible. He would be able to get a better job, have more luck and get more money!
the genie raised an eye brow.
"are you completly sure? i can't take it away or anything..."
the man was very eager.
"yes! yes! i wish i was the smartest person in the world!"
P O O F.
he was a woman.

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dont_wish_i_were_normal5
posted a quote
June 24, 2009 2:41pm UTC

He [ s a i d ]
he'd hate me
until the end
[(of time)]
I went downtown
to the new clock
[s t o r e]
and burnt it to the
g.r.o.u.n.d

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dont_wish_i_were_normal5
posted a quote
June 11, 2009 6:05pm UTC

AD~HD

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dont_wish_i_were_normal5
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June 7, 2009 10:51am UTC

O
/|/
^
My brain is a built in
r.a.d.i.o

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dont_wish_i_were_normal5
posted a quote
June 7, 2009 10:49am UTC

There are those who dance and are great
those who hate dancing and dont
and those who love to dance
but really shouldn't

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dont_wish_i_were_normal5
posted a quote
June 7, 2009 10:48am UTC

Omigod!
Are you alright?!
i saw the short bus flip over
and i know you don't like to wear your helmet
because it makes it hard to lick the windows
**not my credit-just my edit**
cedit to facebook bumpersticker

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dont_wish_i_were_normal5
posted a quote
April 11, 2009 12:39pm UTC

Dear you [(inconsiderate)], cruel, lying, jerk::
I love you

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dont_wish_i_were_normal5
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March 20, 2009 8:47am UTC

D a a a a y u m B o y-
You made me fall so hard
Those people in china yelled
"E A R T H Q U A K K E !!"

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dont_wish_i_were_normal5
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February 23, 2009 7:24pm UTC

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dont_wish_i_were_normal5
posted a quote
February 23, 2009 7:22pm UTC

Things to Do at Taco Bell
When your like me
1. Order 25 tacos at the drive-thru, then just pull off.
2. Demand to speak with that talking Chihuahua.
3. Ask for ketchup with your nachos.
4. Ask if they accept Mexican money.
5. Tell them you want a taco, but tell them without the shell and see what you get.
6. Scream "VIVA GORDITAS" the whole time you are in there.
7 Order nachos, without cheese.
8. Ask if you can super size your taco.
9. Claim that you are that talking dog.
10. Order McTaco Nuggets.
11. Ask if you can push the buttons on the register.
12. Pretend like you can't hear them over the intercom, then peel out loudly.
13. Order a Pepsi, then ask for mild sauce, and put it in your Pepsi.
14. Bring in your own food and just sit at one of their tables.
15. Refuse to drink the "Mexican water."
16. Fill your own cup up, then dump it out...repeat that.
17. Tell the guy you want a chicken fajita without any chicken or sauce.
18. Ask if you can test a taco, eat the whole thing!
19. Ask people outside Taco Bell's door if they know where the local Taco Bell is.
20. At the drive through speaker say 'I'd like 1' and when they ask '1 what?', repeat 'I'd like 1.'

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dont_wish_i_were_normal5
posted a quote
February 15, 2009 9:00pm UTC

Friends are God's way of
apolagizing for your family

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dont_wish_i_were_normal5
posted a quote
February 15, 2009 8:43pm UTC

How do you get 4 squirtles and 7 charazards in one bus?
-------->> Ya Poke em' on! <<-----
omg XD i <3 this + if u get it

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dont_wish_i_were_normal5
posted a quote
February 15, 2009 8:41pm UTC

How many kids with ADD does it take to skrew in a light bulb?
----- -> LETS RIDE BIKES!!!!!! <---
sorry no offence i thought it was funny

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dont_wish_i_were_normal5
posted a quote
February 15, 2009 8:35pm UTC

What do you call a nosey pepper?
------> hal-up-in-yo face <------
do you get it?? +if ya do

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dont_wish_i_were_normal5
posted a quote
February 15, 2009 9:32am UTC

Your the Best thing since
Dinosaur-shaped Chicken...
o
l
l___/
l l l
and that means a lot

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dont_wish_i_were_normal5
posted a quote
February 15, 2009 9:15am UTC

nooooo...no..no.
My prince charming is
not lost or whatever.
he's just gonna...gonna...
throw me a suprise party
YYYYYYY

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dont_wish_i_were_normal5
posted a quote
February 15, 2009 9:09am UTC

laughter is the best medicine,
and honey, your face is curing the [w.o.r.l.d]
:]

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dont_wish_i_were_normal5
posted a quote
January 31, 2009 9:13am UTC

As we walk into AE at the mall; second floor
Me: guys what if the floor like just gave out and we fell through the floor!!??!...
brianna: uhm id cry?
kim :id crack up
bridget: id yell "HOLY CRAP KARA'S PSYCIC"
HAHA true story sorry bout the randomness

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dont_wish_i_were_normal5
posted a quote
January 21, 2009 2:14pm UTC

Witty..
my home
inside my home
lazy with colors

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dont_wish_i_were_normal5
posted a quote
January 8, 2009 7:59pm UTC

You iz my friend :]
you laugh; i laugh
you cry; i cry
you hurt; i hurt
you jump of a cliff;
i will miss your quotes :]
from an e-mail i changed it alittle <3

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