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  1. dont_wish_i_were_normal5 dont_wish_i_were_normal5
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2009 7:21pm UTC
    is anyone's birthday August 4th
    mine is
    i was bored
    :]

  2. dont_wish_i_were_normal5 dont_wish_i_were_normal5
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2009 2:24pm UTC
    {:]
    i was bored of hairless smiley faces {;]

  3. dont_wish_i_were_normal5 dont_wish_i_were_normal5
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2009 2:15pm UTC
    Rate High
    -if you hate rate high quotes
    -if u just realized that doesnt make sense
    -if u stopped caring
    -if this quote defeates its own purpose
    -if i should shut up now
    :] :] ;]

  4. dont_wish_i_were_normal5 dont_wish_i_were_normal5
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2009 2:12pm UTC
    In my defence...
    Witty pros doesnt give me paper cuts
    :]

  5. dont_wish_i_were_normal5 dont_wish_i_were_normal5
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2009 2:44pm UTC
    flowers would be nice
    but my type of guy
    would bring me the
    newest Will Ferrell movie <3

  6. dont_wish_i_were_normal5 dont_wish_i_were_normal5
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2009 2:40pm UTC
    bad halloween joke number two:
    That vampire costume sucks

  7. dont_wish_i_were_normal5 dont_wish_i_were_normal5
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2009 9:52am UTC
    Aim conversation:
    ...
    girl: haha
    girl: well i g2g
    Boy: no wait!
    girl: tell me later i really have to go
    boy;no.
    -Girl has signed off-
    boy:..i love you
    aww ^thought it was cute

  8. dont_wish_i_were_normal5 dont_wish_i_were_normal5
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2009 9:46am UTC
    S.w.a.n.i.c.k
    live it. learn it. respect it.
    do you know me?

  9. dont_wish_i_were_normal5 dont_wish_i_were_normal5
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2008 10:45am UTC
    New year's resolution:
    Swim in jello...................
    the orange kind
    ((i dont lie about the orange kind))

  10. dont_wish_i_were_normal5 dont_wish_i_were_normal5
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2008 10:08am UTC
    I love field hocky
    i love swimming
    i love my friends
    i love chocolate
    i love emmett cullen [alot]
    I love a lot of things
    but did you see you on the list?
    cause i sure didn't

  11. dont_wish_i_were_normal5 dont_wish_i_were_normal5
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2008 9:54am UTC
    "Sorry- I was getting my gun back from the police"
    number one excuse5555i thought it was funny

  12. dont_wish_i_were_normal5 dont_wish_i_were_normal5
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2008 10:48am UTC
    your my best friend
    said the first grader-who is lucky if she can remember her name
    your my best friend
    said the 6th grader-but thats before the gossip
    i love you
    said the foolish boy-but thats before other girls
    so when i day your my best friend;i lvoe you
    i'm gonna mean it
    i love you

  13. dont_wish_i_were_normal5 dont_wish_i_were_normal5
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2008 10:26am UTC
    witty Recent forcast
    now more than ever guys have figured out they can get girls to adore them by getting a witty acount then being all cool while girls leave numerous comments on thier profiile
    I'm putting this quote under *celeb of the moment* becasue yes. the guys are being treated like celeberties- and when almost all the guys on the planet (just like the girls) have an account- the moment will be over.
    thanks! hava nice day :]

  14. dont_wish_i_were_normal5 dont_wish_i_were_normal5
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2008 9:59am UTC
    O. L. D.
    not OLD...
    obsessive.laughing.dissorder
    got laughs?

  15. dont_wish_i_were_normal5 dont_wish_i_were_normal5
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2008 9:55am UTC
    94%
    Against
    writing
    love
    quotes

  16. dont_wish_i_were_normal5 dont_wish_i_were_normal5
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2008 9:53am UTC
    Me? a leader? pshhh
    honey, thanks but theres always the fact
    (if ya follow my foosteps)
    I run into walls
    ehh make it pretty i was bored

  17. dont_wish_i_were_normal5 dont_wish_i_were_normal5
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2008 9:11am UTC
    And yes I #4
    Qualify for world's most secretly smartest person who just acts retarded because its .more.fun.

  18. dont_wish_i_were_normal5 dont_wish_i_were_normal5
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2008 9:07am UTC
    And yes I #3
    tell people i'm emo as i skip down the strreet

  19. dont_wish_i_were_normal5 dont_wish_i_were_normal5
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2008 6:40pm UTC
    And i was laying in bed last night and i started thinking...
    remeber those things that were like houses that we used to put arouund our beds...?
    i do rate if you do though im probably the only one

  20. dont_wish_i_were_normal5 dont_wish_i_were_normal5
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2008 8:19am UTC
    Merry Chrisma-hauna-kwanza

:)

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