A man once found a genie.

      "I am no ordinary genie" he said,"I can only grant you 1 wish, so chose carfully."

The man thought for a second.

"I wish i was the smartest person in the world"

He thought this was the best wish possible. He would be able to get a better job, have more luck and get more money!

the genie raised an eye brow.

"are you completly sure? i can't take it away or anything..."

the man was very eager.

"yes! yes! i wish i was the smartest person in the world!"

 P O O F.

he was a woman.