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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2012 12:24am UTC
    today's relationships?
    you can touch each other, but not each other's phones.

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2012 12:44am UTC
    90% of ocean remains unexplored and
    you're telling me mermaids don't exist? f/ck you.

  4. justkiddiing justkiddiing
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2012 2:29pm UTC
    if i don't kill myself this year
    I don't know what happened

  5. cChikk98 cChikk98
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 10:48am UTC
    If you're like me, you can't live without like three guy best friends.
    It's just impossible.
    So when almost all of mankind hates you,
    And you're about to crash onto your bed and cry,
    It will make your day when your ex-boyfriend
    -The one you have barely talked to in two years-
    Texts you randomly and says,
    "This might not help, but I don't hate you.
    You might hate me, but I miss talking to you.
    Let's hangout soon?"

  6. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2012 10:54pm UTC
    “You nearly died today,' he says. 'I almost shot you. Why didn't you shoot me, Tris?'
    'I couldn't do that,' I say. 'It would have been like shooting myself.'
    ~ Divergent

  7. love's a wild thing ♔* love's a wild thing ♔*
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2012 9:34pm UTC
    Person I actually know: You are so pretty!
    Me: AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
    Person:
    Me:
    Cat:
    Marker:
    Louis Tomlinson:
    Aunt Bertha:
    God:
    Me: Oh you were being serious?

  8. DarylJr114 DarylJr114
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2012 9:32pm UTC
    Plot twist: Steve's name is Jim.

  9. ShutUpAndLookAtThis ShutUpAndLookAtThis
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2012 9:07pm UTC
    *My mom and I arguing about me wearing the same shirt that I did on Friday to school*
    Me: Oh my goodness, it's one time..
    Her: No. You can't wear the same thing again.
    *Starts raising her voice acting like it's the end of the world*
    *Brother comes in*
    Him: What else should I draw for my art homework?
    Me: Just don't draw the same thing again, mom will freak out.
    Her:
    Him:
    Me:
    Me: lol oh crap
    true story
    more or less ;)

  10. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2012 9:36pm UTC
    I wonder if some teachers
    think im ugly.

  11. jane :-)* jane :-)*
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2012 9:35pm UTC
    Monsters are real. Ghosts are real.
    They live inside of us and sometimes they win.

  12. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2012 9:47pm UTC
    Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot, but not acceptable for me to point it out?
    nmq/format by I_Dont_Know

  13. WhoThatGirl WhoThatGirl
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2012 9:09pm UTC
    *First day of school thoughts*
    Me: I wonder who's in my class!
    Me: *walks in*
    Me: AW HELL NAW

  14. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2012 9:40pm UTC
    I tripped on my sister's bra
    i g u e s s y o u c o u l d s a y i t w a s a b o o b i e t r a p .
    oh em gee guise im so funny.

  15. annalove26 annalove26
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2012 2:02pm UTC
    The faster i type my password, the more secret agent-y i feel.

  16. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2012 1:03pm UTC
    Sh/t happens.I mean, look at your face.

  17. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2012 6:14pm UTC
    WHO THE HECK TOOK MY -
    oh, wait there it is.


  18. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  19. EdwardSheeran EdwardSheeran
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 11:13am UTC
    If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off?

  20. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 11:34am UTC
    Go to your browser.
    Type in "Kittyprofiles.com"
    ... Well played Steve, Well played.

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