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1. lexi1020
   posted a quote
   March 1, 2012 12:47pm UTC
   Everythying in this room is
   eatable. Even I'm eatable. But
   that is called canibalism my
   dear children,
   and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.
   (Fave if you know where this is from( :)
   nmf
   
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2. yourcool
   posted a quote
   March 1, 2012 5:24pm UTC
   That awkward moment when
   you drop something and you go to pick it up and you drop it again and again.
   
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3. BravoSierra
   posted a quote
   March 1, 2012 1:03pm UTC
   forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
   When I eat waffles
   I eat them one square at a time.
   
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4. yourcool
   posted a quote
   March 1, 2012 5:09pm UTC
   That annoying moment when
   the teacher picks a slow reader to read out the passage.
   
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5. TayaElizabeth12
   posted a quote
   March 1, 2012 10:50am UTC
   Spongebob
   Mr.Krabs: " Spongebob, you look like a girl"
   Spongebob: *Blushing* "Am I a pretty girl?"
   TayaElizabeth12 format
   
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6. BravoSierra
   posted a quote
   March 1, 2012 2:35pm UTC
   forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
   There is something really special
   About a rolley chair.
   
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7. musiclover45
   posted a quote
   January 8, 2012 12:26am UTC
   That
   Female dog
   is really starting to get on my nerves.....
   
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8. musiclover45
   posted a quote
   January 23, 2012 8:10pm UTC
   That sad moment:
   When you see your best friend being best friends with
   someone else
   nmf.
   
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9. musiclover45
   posted a quote
   February 3, 2012 11:02pm UTC
   and in that moment,
   Everything was perfect.
   
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10. musiclover45
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    I can do really
    good french braiding
    on other people.
    But when I do it on myself It looks like a bear just attacked my head......
    - ____-
    
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11. musiclover45
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 5:19pm UTC
    You are braver then you believe,
    stronger than you seem,
    and smarter then you think.
    ~Winnie the Pooh<3
    nmf
    
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12. yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2012 2:54pm UTC
    what if oxygen makes are voice deeper,
    and helium just makes it normal?
    
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13. xxxautumnxo
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 9:38am UTC
    THAT AWKWARD MOMENT
    when everyone gets new laptops and cellphones for christmas and your just
    sitting there chillin' in your
    new snuggie
    .
    
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14. 
    posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.
    
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15. Sumaaleja
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 11:03pm UTC
    God made Heaven & Earth, the rest was
    made in China..
    
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16. AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 3:37pm UTC
    Merry Boxing Day Eve
    ;)
    
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17. livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 5:12pm UTC
    dear walt disney,
    I'm so sorry.
    Sincerely, I just watched the disney channel
    
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18. livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 5:06pm UTC
    that depressing moment when
    you finish unwrapping all your presents
    
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19. hugamoose3
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 10:33pm UTC
    Did you know,
    Candy canes were supposed to look like the letter "J",
    ForJesus?
    
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20. Kate_loves_you
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 10:51pm UTC
    If santa were real
    A lot of boys would be traumatized. Getting kiddnapped on Christmas.
    
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