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Sumaaleja

1. Sumaaleja
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   February 29, 2012 7:12pm UTC
   That long sarcastic
   laugh you make
   before you say NO.
   
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2. Sumaaleja
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   February 8, 2012 6:56pm UTC
   Boy: i wanna be a superhero.
   guess my name.
   Girl: Superman? Ironman?
   Boy: (smile) YOURMAN!
   
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3. Sumaaleja
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   February 1, 2012 7:59pm UTC
   That awkward
   moment when the
   only thing you know
   in your test is
   the date and your name.
   
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4. Sumaaleja
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   February 1, 2012 4:57pm UTC
   Why are you saying that the only one that loves you is your mom???
   what about your dad???!!!! :s
   
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5. Sumaaleja
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   January 27, 2012 5:51pm UTC
   Derar Cupid,
   Next time hit both.
   
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6. Sumaaleja
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   January 22, 2012 1:10am UTC
   When I buy a bag of air and the company is nice enough to put in some chips
   
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7. Sumaaleja
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   January 22, 2012 1:07am UTC
   That moment when you press play on your iPod, and you forget that the volume is all the way up.
   
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8. Sumaaleja
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   January 22, 2012 1:02am UTC
   click to see this quote
   
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9. Sumaaleja
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   January 22, 2012 12:59am UTC
   If you expect the unexpected, won’t the unexpected be the expected?
   
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10. Sumaaleja
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    January 22, 2012 12:49am UTC
    When a teacher tells me to write a
    1000 word essay,
    Teacher: “You got a zero”
    Me: “Why?”
    Teacher: “You submitted a picture.”
    Me: “A picture’s worth a thousand words.”
    
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11. Sumaaleja
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    January 22, 2012 12:41am UTC
    The awkward moment when you shout the wrong answer in class with confidence
    
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12. Sumaaleja
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    January 22, 2012 12:33am UTC
    that awkward moment when you have 2387932789347109740912739127489347 tabs open and you can’t figure out which one the music is coming from.
    
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13. Sumaaleja
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    January 22, 2012 12:30am UTC
    I hate when people look at my screen when I’m on the computer or texting.
    
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14. Sumaaleja
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    January 22, 2012 12:29am UTC
    The awkward moment when someone steals your quote and they get more likes than you.
    
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15. Sumaaleja
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    January 22, 2012 12:26am UTC
    that moment of panic when your crush says “can i ask you something?”
    
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16. Sumaaleja
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    January 22, 2012 12:23am UTC
    When I see ugly people in a relationship, and I’m just sitting here being single.
    
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17. Sumaaleja
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    January 22, 2012 12:19am UTC
    fav<3 if you hold your breath everytime you see a smoker coming your way
    
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18. Sumaaleja
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    January 22, 2012 12:08am UTC
    If America has ke$ha, does Europe have K€sha?
    
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19. Sumaaleja
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    January 21, 2012 11:59pm UTC
    That moment when someone else gets blamed for your fart.
    
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20. Sumaaleja
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    January 21, 2012 11:55pm UTC
    Mostly everything is made in china, except for
    babies....... they're made in VaCHINA
    LOL
    
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