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Sumaaleja
posted a quote
January 11, 2012 5:04pm UTC

ADMIT IT
You've done one of these:
1) Walked into a room forgot what you
needed, walked out, and then remembered
2) When you were younger, drew the sun in the corner of the paper
3) When you were little, thought the shape of a real heart was actually "♥ "
4) Closed the fridge door really slowly, just to see when the light went off.
5) Tried to balance the light switch between the ON and OFF.

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Sumaaleja
posted a quote
January 11, 2012 4:45pm UTC

That sad moment
when you buy a new shampoo,
but forget to bring it in the shower.

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Sumaaleja
posted a quote
January 11, 2012 4:42pm UTC

PUSH
if that doesn't work
PULL
if that doesn't work
WE MUST BE CLOSED.

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Sumaaleja
posted a quote
January 6, 2012 9:14pm UTC

I SLEPT TOO MUCH
PARENTS COMPLAIN
DONT GET ENOUGH SLEEP
PARENTS COMPLAIN
I EAT TOO MUCH
PARENTS COMPLAIN
I DONT EAT ENOUGH
PARENTS COMPLAIN
IM ALWAYS IN MY ROOM
PARENTS COMPLAIN
I GO OUT TOO MUCH
PARENTS COMPLAIN
I CANT WIN

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Sumaaleja
posted a quote
January 5, 2012 10:30pm UTC

They say that:
WOMEN ARE LIKE BARBIE.
you can dress 'em
undress 'em
play around with 'em
But remember....
True men don't play
Barbie.

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Sumaaleja
posted a quote
January 5, 2012 10:22pm UTC

That depressing moment when you
wake up in the best part of a dream.
___________________________
yes and...
That awkward moment when you
close your eyes and try to imagine
the rest of the dream.

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Sumaaleja
posted a quote
January 5, 2012 10:17pm UTC

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Sumaaleja
posted a quote
January 5, 2012 10:12pm UTC

saying "Hi" to your crush and
then loosing your dignity
because he went offline.

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Sumaaleja
posted a quote
January 5, 2012 10:08pm UTC

That awkward moment
when the teacher is talking
to the person next to you and
his butt is on your face.

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Sumaaleja
posted a quote
December 25, 2011 1:15am UTC

student
+
dying
=
studying

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Sumaaleja
posted a quote
December 25, 2011 1:08am UTC

¿Why is Monday
so far from Friday
and Friday so near
to Monday?

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Sumaaleja
posted a quote
December 25, 2011 12:36am UTC

In bed, it's 6 a.m you close your eyes
for 5 minutes, it's 7:45.
At school, it's 1:30, you close your eyes
for 5 minutes, it's 1:31.

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Sumaaleja
posted a quote
December 25, 2011 12:23am UTC

3 out of 2 people
---------have--------
trouble
---------with---------
fractions

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Sumaaleja
posted a quote
December 25, 2011 12:08am UTC

i´m in shape
YES, round is a shape.

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Sumaaleja
posted a quote
December 24, 2011 11:59pm UTC

God made Heaven & Earth, the rest was
made in China..

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Sumaaleja
posted a quote
December 24, 2011 11:15pm UTC

˛.°★。˛ °.★** *★* *˛.
˛ °_██_*。*./ \ .˛* .˛.*.★*MERRY CHRISTMAS*★ 。*
˛. (´• ̮•)*˛°*/.♫.♫\*˛.* ˛_Π_____. * ˛*
.°( . • . ) ˛°./• '♫ ' •\.˛*./______/~＼*. ˛*.。˛* ˛. *。
*(...'•'.. ) *˛╬╬╬╬╬˛°.｜田田｜門｜╬╬╬╬ .
¯˜"*°••°*"˜¯`´¯˜"*°••°*"˜¯`¬´¯˜"*°´¯˜"*°••°*"˜¯`´¯˜"*°•~

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Sumaaleja
posted a quote
December 24, 2011 11:03pm UTC

God made Heaven & Earth, the rest was
made in China..

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Sumaaleja
posted a quote
December 24, 2011 7:26pm UTC

Pandas are so antique,i mean they' re still in black and white.

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Sumaaleja
posted a quote
December 24, 2011 6:54pm UTC

facebook is like a fridge...
you know there´s nothing new in it,
but you still check it out every ten
minutes.

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Sumaaleja
posted a quote
December 24, 2011 6:37pm UTC

trying not to fall asleep because
you´re expecting a text from someone.

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