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Corinne ✞*
posted a quote
October 26, 2013 11:48am UTC

Girl; I hope you go to hell
Me; I hope you stand on a lego in the dark.
Girl; -gasps- YOU DID NOT!
Me; YES I DID!

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ItsRachaelxo
posted a quote
October 26, 2013 11:50am UTC

So this is me swallowing my pride,
Standing in front of you saying, "I'm sorry for that night",
And I go back to December all the time.

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desperado*
posted a quote
October 26, 2013 12:01pm UTC

'cause i feel like i'm the worst
so i always act like i'm the best

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noortycool999
posted a quote
October 25, 2013 7:00am UTC

Pizza box is square
When I open it the pizza is round
When I eat it it’s triangle
I don’t understand I’m going to have a diner or study for math?

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Infinity on high*
posted a quote
October 25, 2013 4:22am UTC

if you're stil l breathing you're the lucky ones
cause most of us are heaving through corrupted lungs
setting fire to our insides for fun
collecting names of the lovers that went wrong

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
October 24, 2013 2:38pm UTC

how to flirt with someone in a museum:
introduce yourself and then say "i would shake your hand but that sign says do not touch the masterpieces."

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yuzermali
posted a quote
October 23, 2013 7:55pm UTC

1.Make a username that says: Someoneactually
2.Favorite your own quote
3.Witty: Someoneactually favorited your quote
4. Cry because you are forever alone

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
October 23, 2013 9:28pm UTC

The sexiest thing about smoking
cigarettes is the part when
you don't smoke them

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
October 19, 2013 10:13am UTC

America:
Making my way downtown
America: Walking fast
China: Hey America you owe me money--
America: Walking faster

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
October 17, 2013 2:43pm UTC

the longer you look at your selfie,
the uglier it gets.

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happiest*
posted a quote
October 16, 2013 2:28pm UTC

*posts a selfie* 107 people unfollowed

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_Jannette
posted a quote
October 15, 2013 8:41pm UTC

ctrl alt delete my fat

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happiest*
posted a quote
October 15, 2013 2:08pm UTC

Every year, unknowingly, we pass the anniversary of our future death.

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Amenah
posted a quote
October 12, 2013 10:09am UTC

Oh, YES, it's hilarious,
until it happens to you.

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Amenah
posted a quote
October 12, 2013 10:12am UTC

"write something your parents would be proud of."
Oh my god, Steve.
*facepalm*

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
October 15, 2013 6:58pm UTC

At first I thought it was Deja vu
But then I realized I was just reading all the jocked quotes on Witty for the 20th time.

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Hyouka*
posted a quote
October 11, 2013 9:14pm UTC

-in math class-
teacher: -explains the problem-
teacher: does it makes sense now?
in my mind:
lol no
what is this stuff
this isn't even math
you have to be a genuis to know that
im going to fail at life
oh my god
ill be forever alone
no job
ill be in a box with a cat
and die from choking on food
all because i didnt know how
to do this
me: .. yeah.

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happiest*
posted a quote
October 11, 2013 2:27pm UTC

At my school there’s a rule that only one student can be out of class at a time with a hall pass, but today in math a bunch of people forgot their graphing calculators so my math teacher yelled, “EVERYBODY, GO. RUN. THEY CAN’T CATCHH ALL OF YOU.”

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
October 7, 2013 8:39pm UTC

Me on first day of calculus: As long as I know "the limit does not exist" I'll be fine.

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bye*
posted a quote
October 2, 2013 6:01pm UTC

You deserve flowers on your doorstep
and coffee in the morning
you deserve notes left on your dashboard
and ice cream sundaes at 3am
you deserve honesty every day
and to be kissed every hour
you deserve to be reminded
how beautiful you are

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