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dolph*
posted a quote
April 21, 2013 8:05pm UTC

Me: throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up
Friend: throwing handles at people who need to get a grip
Me: throwing refrigerators at people who need to chill
Friend: throwing scissors at people who need to cut it out
Me: throwing clocks at people who need to get with the times
Friend: throwing matches at people who need to get fired up
Me: throwing bricks at people to kill them
Friend: what
Me: what

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Cammie
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April 21, 2013 4:34pm UTC

"I babysat this six year old, and I was wearing shorts today..
and my scars were showing, I guess. He poked them and he said, "I know how those got there." I replied, "How?" He looked at me with a straight face and he said, 'I've seen them before. My big sister had them, and she said mean people put them on your body when they weren't nice to you, because when people are mean to you, you end up being mean to yourself. My big sister went away. I don't know where she went. Mommy said she's on a happy vacation somewhere, because she was too sad here. I miss her. Don't go on a vacation, please.'"

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dolph*
posted a quote
April 18, 2013 4:54pm UTC

Mum: Never stick your fingers in a plug socket
Me: Thanks mum I was planning on f/ngering the wall. That wall's been giving me the look for the past month and I'm gonna take this sh/t to third base

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greyskies
posted a quote
April 14, 2013 8:16am UTC

Ice cubes are pretty bada/ss.
They float around in their own blood.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 5, 2013 3:19pm UTC

North Korea, eat a Snickers. You get a little
nuclear terroristic when you're hungry.

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
March 21, 2013 6:25pm UTC

i really hate it when i'm reading a book
and i picture the whole setting a certain way in my head and then the author mentions
something which completely messes up the way i view the room or scene
like a door on the left side instead of the right or a window which is only small instead of
ceiling to floor
like cmon now i have to completely renovate the landscape in my brain

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 19, 2013 7:56pm UTC

just bought a cd of ice cream van music.
now i drive with the stereo full blast, watching the disappointment on everyone's faces.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 19, 2013 9:37pm UTC

my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
and they're like can i have some and i'm like no screw off what do you think this is charity

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 6:14pm UTC

Me: *whispering* If you're stupid say "what".
Friend: What?
Me: OH MAN.
Me: OH
Me: JESUS CHRIST.
Me: I GOT YOU SOOOO GOOD.
Me: THAT WAS AWESOME.
Me: I'VE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
Me: IN YOUR FACE.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 19, 2013 9:17pm UTC

have you ever had one of those days where
your hair looks like Hagrid's from Harry Potter?

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Pluto*
posted a quote
March 19, 2013 2:39pm UTC

The word 'sexy' is no loger censored.
I guess you could say,
Steve just bought sexy back.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 5:07pm UTC

selling our soul to this website
was probably in the terms in conditions that we didn't read.

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demons*
posted a quote
February 13, 2013 6:50pm UTC

Me: *Shaves legs*
Me: *sits there for 20 minutes stroking smooth legs*

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greyskies
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 3:43am UTC

Faving my own quotes
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Because no-one else will

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
March 14, 2013 7:15pm UTC

It's in the stars, written in the scars on our hearts.
We're not broken, just bent, and we can learn to love again.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 10, 2013 4:45am UTC

am i the only one who tries to
learn lyrics to rap songs so i can surprise people during car rides.

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Lea*
posted a quote
March 15, 2013 5:43pm UTC

30 ways to make a girl SMILE:)
1. tell her she's beautiful, not hot or fine.
2. hold her hand at any moment you can.
3. kiss her on the forehead.
4. leave her voice messages to wake up to.
5. when she is upset, hold her tight and don't let her go.
6. recognize the small things: they usually mean the most.
7. call her sweetie, not baby.
8. sing to her no matter how horrible your voice is.
9. pick her over all the other girls you hang with.
10. write her notes. [she loves them]
11. introduce her to your family and friends as your girlfriend.
12. play with her hair and if it smells good tell her.
13. pick her up, tickle her, and play wrestle with her.
14. pick her up and act like your going to drop her and she will scream and yell let her down even though she loves it.
15. tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, ok just tell her jokes.
16. throw pebbles at her window in the middle of the night just because you miss her.
17. let her fall asleep in your arms.
18. carve your name into a tree.
19. if she's mad, kiss her.
20. give her piggyback rides.
21. bring her flowers just because.
22. treat her the same around your friends as you do when you're alone.
23. let her take as many pictures as she wants.
24. slow dance with her even if there isn't music playing.
25. kiss her in the rain.
26. take long walks on the beach at night with her.
27. wait outside her house in the pouring rain to surprise her when she gets home.
28. when she's ill stay by her bedside.
29. play fight with her and let her win.
30. and most importantly if you love her, tell her.

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beautifulsmiles
posted a quote
March 11, 2013 8:36pm UTC

Oooh, nevermind.
Forget it.
Let's just break my heart more.

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shufflesisters
posted a quote
March 10, 2013 12:11pm UTC

Sometimes.. I just cry.
For instance, in maths I had no idea how to do the work and the teacher picked on me. I was guessing everything and then my friend started laughing. I could feel tears in my eyes and thickness in my throat. I kept my head down but the tears got through. Throughout the rest of the lesson I sat with my face covered and glasses steaming up.
Why me?
-why-

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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