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Smiley128
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October 9, 2013 3:30pm UTC

People wait all week for friday, all year for summer, and all life for happiness.

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уσυαяєѕσνєяувєαυтιfυℓχχ*
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October 9, 2013 1:01pm UTC

The worst things in life
come free to us

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Chris*
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October 9, 2013 4:09pm UTC

it's funny how my friends and family don't know i'm destroying myself. urhighuigh

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Chris*
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October 9, 2013 5:17pm UTC

I was driving my brother home from Cross Country today and as we were stopped at a red light, I noticed a huge dog in the car right next to us licking its owner's face. The guy was maybe 23. So I told my brother "I want to tell that guy he has a cute dog" and my brother said "Who does that? Who yells into random people's cars?" And if he hadn't said anything, I probably wouldn't have done it, but because he questioned me, I yelled, "Hey!" and the guy looked over and I said "Your dog's wicked cute!" and he got a huge grin across his face and yelled back, "Yeah? You're wicked cute too!" So as we were driving away, my brother was like, "You're the weirdest person I've ever met." I just said, "Hey, at least someone thinks I'm cute."

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
September 15, 2013 4:30pm UTC

I have unlimited texting and only text
about 3 people...

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Butterbear
posted a quote
September 15, 2013 5:18pm UTC

Dear family,
I'm not sure if you've noticed, but my earbuds
are currently in my ears. I.cant.hear.you.
Sincerely, Erica

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Lifehappens
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September 5, 2013 4:13pm UTC

How to get a top quote on Witty Profiles:
1.Copy and paste something from Facebook/Twitter.
2.Steal someone else's format that has been used 3,042 times.
3.Say it was quoted from Wiz Khalifa, Eminem, or Mac Miller.
4.Just put, "Favorite if youve ever breathed." That'll get em.
5.Be completely and utterly unoriginal.
- E m i n e m

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
August 26, 2013 11:37pm UTC

That fake laugh you do
when an old person tells you a joke.

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*AngelsAreBadass*
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August 11, 2013 3:10am UTC

The people that have experienced the most are the best at hiding it.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
August 6, 2013 3:13pm UTC

There's nothing bad on my phone,
you just can't look at it.

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 11:29am UTC

people who would rather
be too hot than too cold are the weirdest fullcking things

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ecawesomeness
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May 1, 2013 6:19am UTC

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music♥

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Hale_Storm18
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July 30, 2013 12:31am UTC

NBC News: Pope Francis on Monday said “who am I to judge?” gay people as he discussed one of the most divisive issues affecting the Catholic Church. “I have yet to find anyone who has a business card that says he is gay,” the pontiff said at a press conference in which he addressed the reports of a “gay lobby" within the Vatican. “They say they exist. If someone is gay, who searches for the Lord and has goodwill, who am I to judge?” he added.
Do you understand how important this is? The leader of the Catholic Church, that's probably one of the most conservative organizations out there, just said to his millions of followers that they shouldn't judge gay people.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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bye*
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August 5, 2013 5:45pm UTC

My friend and her bf just broke up and she called me crying and I was all like “You’re going to fall in love so many times before you find the one you’ll be with forever. So think of it this way; you’re one heartbreak closer to happily ever after." and I think she thought I was being deep and insightful, but really I was quoting wizards of waverly place

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beautyinabox
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December 28, 2010 1:08pm UTC

Favorite if you've ever had a,
Neopets, Club Penguin, Webkinz, Stardoll, Millsberry, or Tamagotchi.

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smilex0
posted a quote
December 18, 2010 3:30pm UTC

when i'm in the car
and a sad song comes on the radio, i stare out the window and act like i'm in a movie♥

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ohxhelloxthere
posted a quote
April 15, 2011 3:51pm UTC

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The star of the football team
h a s a b l i n d d a d
who always comes to his games,
even though he can't see him play.
One day, the dad gets sick and dies
before the night of his son's big game.
The team is expecting him to slack off,
mourning the death of his father.
But he played the best game he EVER had,
making the winning touchdown
&+ many amazing plays.
The couch is amazed, so he asked,
"How did you play so well even after your father has passed?
The boy stares right at him, and says
"This is the first time he has ever seen me play."
♥
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Not mine. I just love it

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thatsacex3
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October 12, 2010 12:29pm UTC

When guys get jealous
it's kinda cute (':
When girls get jealous
World war III is about to start.

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