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breezy_mac
posted a quote
June 20, 2013 6:00am UTC

It could be rainging men
and I would still be single

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 20, 2013 5:04pm UTC

blood is thicker than water but
maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically, pancakes are more important than family.

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ultimatedirectioner143
posted a quote
June 20, 2013 1:35pm UTC

me: ugly people exist to make pretty people stand out
me: so that's my contribution to society
me: you're welcome

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Maicy Rasmus*
posted a quote
June 20, 2013 12:43pm UTC

What do you mean you can't hangout?
I showered for this.
I shaved for this.
I put a bra on for you.
I got off Wittyprofiles for you.
I am wearing pants.

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SalemSoto
posted a quote
June 20, 2013 3:31am UTC

That moment when a boy says ;
"So i dont get a hug ? "

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lithium*
posted a quote
June 20, 2013 2:33pm UTC

me: *digs through 50 white shirts to find specific one*

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 20, 2013 4:48pm UTC

you are my laptop
my only laptop
you make me happy
when the skies are grey
you'll never know dear
how much i love you
please don't take
the charger
away

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 20, 2013 6:51pm UTC

Things that make me cry
-Math
-People
-Actually, basically everything. I don't know why I started making a list.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 20, 2013 7:05pm UTC

to the prettiest girls
with hair in knots & twirls
the ones with pastel nails
a mind full of fairytales
with that one crooked tooth
so very nice
with such little proof
hidden behind extensive fabric
mac's new palette
with no way to stop it
the urge to be absolute
the way everyone wants it
the foundation's full coverage
hides the sufferage
of the prettiest girls
with knots & twirls
braids & curls
because it'll be such a shame
if someone saw
a simple flaw

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 8:28pm UTC

You know, parents make such a big deal about explaining homosexuality
to their children, but when I was a kid I watched a show where one of the villians was a satanic cross-dressing lobster and never once questioned it.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 8:56pm UTC

I don't even know how your parents find some of your Witty's.
Like, my parents don't even know how to use PowerPoint, let alone use the internet properly.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
June 11, 2013 3:23pm UTC

*My thoughts while getting a haircut*
Me: I always get the crappy hair dressers.
Me: She better only cut off an inch like I told her.
Lady: Wow, you have such thick hair!!
Me: Maybe she'll actually use a real brush...
Me: Of course she is using a crappy plastic comb.
Me: I hope she doesn't think she'll get through the knots.
Me: Ow, this is abuse.
Me: I'm gonna be bald by the time this hair cut is done.
Me: Good!! Use a brush.
Me: She definitely dropped out of high school...
Me: I don't care about what you're getting for lunch.
Me: You just sprayed hairspray in my eyes.
Me: I said one inch, not four!!!
Me: What the heck? She's giving me layers now?!?!
Me: Focus on cutting my hair, not talking to your daughter on the phone...
Me: Am I done yet?
Me: This is why I never get haircuts.

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Aisling_dream_666
posted a quote
June 11, 2013 10:59pm UTC

100 Truths(:
1. Last beverage = Mtn. Dew
2. Last phone call = Kaely
3. Last text message = Mom- Dinner is ready
4. Last song you listened to = Who owns my heart – Miley Cyrus
5. Last time you cried = A few nights ago
HAVE YOU EVER:
6. Dated someone twice = Yes
7. Been cheated on = Yes
8. Kissed someone & regretted it= Yes
9. Lost someone special = I’m not sure
10. Been depressed = Yes
11. Been drunk and threw up = NO!
FIRST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:
12. Silver
13. Black
14. Blue
THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:
15. Made a new BEST friend = I don’t know
16. Fallen in love = More and more every day
18. Met someone who changed you = Yes
19. Found out who your true friends were = No, only who the fake ones are.
20. Found out someone was talking about you = Yeah
21. Kissed anyone on your friend’s list = Yes
22. How many people on your friends list do you know (IN REAL LIFE) = Almost all of them
23. How many kids do you want to have = 2 (boys)
24. Do you have any pets = Yes
25. Do you want to change your name? = Sometimes I do.
26. What did you do for your last birthday = I don’t remember
27. What time did you wake up today = 10:30
28. What were you doing at midnight last night? = Video games
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for = Marriage :)
30. Last time you saw your Mother = 5 Minutes ago
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life?= My choice in friends.
32. What are you listening to right now = Sneakernight – Vanessa Hudgens
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom = No
34. What’s getting on your nerves right now = Job hunting
35. Most visited webpage = Neopets :)
36. What’s your name = Linnea
37. Nicknames= Nea (neigh), Nea (neigh-A), kido, kid, babygirl, and boo.
38. Relationship Status = Taken 9/9/11
39. Zodiac sign = Virgo
40. Male / Female? = Female
41. Primary School = Lucas
42. Middle School = Roy
43.Colleges = Not there yet
44. Hair color = Blonde
45. Long or short = in-between
46.Perfume (current) = None
4. Do you have a crush on someone? = My panda man
48: What do you like about yourself? = Creative-ness
49. Piercings = ears
50. Tattoos = None yet
51. Righty or lefty = Righty
FIRSTS :
52. First surgery = Never
53. First piercing = Ears
54. First best friend = CC
55. First sport you joined = Gymnastics
56. First vacation = Kansas
RIGHT NOW
59. Eating = Nothing
60. Drinking = Mtn. Dew
61. I’m about to = Play more video games
62. Listening to = You belong with me- Taylor Swift
63. Waiting for = September 9th
64. Want kids? In a few years.
65. Want to get married? = YES
66. Career? = Not sure
WHICH IS BETTER:
67. Lips or eyes= eyes
68. Hugs or kisses= kisses
69. Shorter or taller= taller
70. Older or Younger= Older
71. Romantic or spontaneous = Both
72. Smart or good face = Both
73. Sensitive or loud = Sensitive
74. Hook-up or relationship = Relationship.
75. Trouble maker or hesitant = Both
HAVE YOU EVER:
76. Kissed a stranger = No
77. Drank hard liquor = Yes
78. Lost glasses/contacts = No
79. 'It' on first date = No
80. Broken someone’s heart = Sadly
81. Had your own heart broken = Yes
82. Been arrested = No.
83. Turned someone down = Yes
84. Cried when someone died = Yes
85. Fallen for a friend? = yes
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86. Yourself = Eh
87. Miracles = Yes
88. Love at first sight = Hell yeah
89. Heaven = Eh
90. Santa Claus = Yes
91. Kiss on the first date = Maybe
92. Angels = No
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
94. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time = No
95. Did you sing today? = All the time
96. Ever cheated on somebody? = No
97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?= Beginning of this school year.
98. If you could pick a day this year and relive it, what would it be? = January 1st.
99. do you have one certain regret that you wish you could change more than anything? Probably
100. did you like this survey? Eh

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celestialerror*
posted a quote
June 9, 2013 9:33pm UTC

There was once this boy,
he was very beautiful,
the type of beautiful
that takes your breath
away.
He sat in front of me
in English class,
period five.
He never spoke a word,
nor did I ever speak
to him, despite how
much I wanted to.
He had blue eyes,
and brown hair,
and he wore a
light blue cardigan.
One day, he wasn't
in class and my
heart sank.
Then, one week later,
the newspaper said:
local boy commits suicide.
He wrote a leater to his
friends, and to his family,
telling that he loved them
and that it wasn't their faults.
He wrote a note to the sad
girl who sat behind him
in English class, period five,
telling her that she was beautiful.
(DS)

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APlaceInThisWorld
posted a quote
June 10, 2013 12:55am UTC

It's sad how you have to bribe someone to do something for you. Be kind to help others in need without asking for anything in return. It's their choice if they want to help you back and God will always bless you for your deed.

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BeautifullyADisaster
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June 10, 2013 4:37pm UTC

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4/20 b!!!ttcchh *
posted a quote
June 10, 2013 7:49pm UTC

If only everyone could see this and understand it. -When she stares at your mouth, kiss her. When she pushes you or hits you like a dummy cause she thinks she's stronger than you, grab her and don't let go. When she starts cursing at you and acting tough, kiss and tell her you love her. When she's quite, ask what's wrong. When she ignores you, give her your attention. When she pulls away, pull her back. When you see her at her worst, tell her she is beautiful. When you see her start to cry, just hold her and don't say a word. When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind. When she's scared, protect her. When she steals your favorite hoodie, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night. When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh. When she doesn't answer for a long time, reassure her everything is okay When she looks at you with doubt, back yourself up. When she says that she loves you, she really does more than you can understand. When she grabs your hands, hold hers and play with her fingers. When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh. When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold. When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does. When she says it's over, she still wants to be with you. When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go. When she says she's okay, don't believe it, talk with her because in 10 years she'll remember you. Call her at 12 in the morning on her birthday to tell her you love her. Treat her like she's all that matters to you. Watch her favorite movie or show with her, even if you think it's stupid. Give her the world. Let her wear your clothes. When she's bored and sad, hangout with her. Let her know she's important. Don't talk to other girls around her. ♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 4, 2013 3:17pm UTC

What a shame. We grew up never believing that we were beautiful,
because no one ever told us that we were. We made friends who liked to complain about their stomachs, noses, and the size of their thighs. And we joined in because that's what you do, isn't it? And so, we never told ourselves, either.
In 8th grade, a boy we barely knew calls us fat. We will never know if he
was joking, or why. We were bullied about our long, messy hair. So we chop it all off. And we became invisible. It was years before we resurfaced, before we learned to do things just for the sake of ourselves.
Someone tells us we're beautiful, and now, we don't believe them. But, we
have new friends and they tell us, too. And then we hear it from a stranger. Mom apologizes for not telling us enough when we were younger. And slowly, we start to belive it. And now, we know.
We know that, despite everything we'd been told, being beautiful has
nothing to do with our worth. But, how unfortunate, we think, that we couldn't know we were beautiful until someone else told us that we were.
We were never even told it was an option.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 7, 2013 3:17pm UTC

Do I even have a sexuality at this point or is it just,
"Oh yes, I'd kiss you."

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