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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 7, 2013 3:22pm UTC

My brother was like, "Holla!" at em and he was like, "You're supposed to
say holla back." and I immediately replied, "I ain't no holla back girl!" and it's an hour later and I'm still laughing.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 10, 2013 2:29pm UTC

Why do people have quiet and respectful funerals? When I die, I want my
ashes mixed with glitter and packed tightly into a coffin and then they blow up the coffin with explosives so glitter rains down on the guests while blasting "Thanks For The Memories" by, Fall Out Boy.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 10, 2013 2:34pm UTC

There should be a Disney Princess who lives in a ghetto and has to find a
man with the most swag and fall in YOLO with him.

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SalemSoto
posted a quote
June 11, 2013 2:50am UTC

A GIRLFRIEND GAVE A CHALLENGE
To her boyfriend to live a
day without her.no commu-
nication & said if he passed
it,she'll love him forever.
the boyfriend agreed . he
never texted her nor called
his girlfriend for the whole
whole day . without knowing,
his girlfriend has only 24hours
left beacause she is diagnosed
with cancer . after a day he
excitedly went to his girlfriend,
"i did it baby "but tears fell as
his girlfriend lying in a
coffin with a note
"you did it baby "
'now please do it everyday.. "
"i love you baby "

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