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MondayHater*
posted a quote
November 29, 2012 7:16pm UTC

Steve if you are reading this,why are there so many ads on Witty?
Thanks,
Everyone on Witty

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MondayHater*
posted a quote
November 29, 2012 7:13pm UTC

I saw this a long
time ago on
spongebob...
P is for people
O is for order
O is for our
P is for patties
And...
E is for every
V is for villain
I is for is
L is for lemons

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MondayHater*
posted a quote
September 15, 2012 3:05pm UTC

"I am SOOO
awesome!!!"says
me,just me

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MondayHater*
posted a quote
September 15, 2012 2:51pm UTC

I saw this a long time ago on witty....
fill in the blanks...
B _ _ s
S _ x
G r _ _ n
K i _ _
The answers
are
books,six,groan,
and kick....did
you get it
right? If you
didnt you are a
dirty stinkin'
rat!

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MondayHater*
posted a quote
September 15, 2012 2:40pm UTC

Really cool people should have a really cool name....like witty usermames...but then this means no one is really cool.....only wifi,wifi is cool

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MondayHater*
posted a quote
September 12, 2012 3:51pm UTC

We should
now,take this
moment to give
respect to the
people who died
and tried their
best to save
others.....Amen.

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MondayHater*
posted a quote
September 7, 2012 8:18pm UTC

The Band Perry:If I
die young,bury me
inside,cover me rose
petals...
Me:If I die young,bury
me with a cat,it's the
only thing that likes
me....

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MondayHater*
posted a quote
September 5, 2012 7:09pm UTC

For the love of cats,
GET A CAT!!!!

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MondayHater*
posted a quote
September 5, 2012 7:06pm UTC

him:sooo.....
me:sooo.....
me:like so how much do cats cost?

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MondayHater*
posted a quote
September 3, 2012 11:08am UTC

Me:It was a rainy night,we had no electricity,you were lost,you went into a haunted house and there were 2 stairs,the right and the left...which one did you take?
Friend:Uh...left
Me:so you went upstrairs and found 4 doors,which one of them would you go in?
Friend:The first one.
Me:You go in and find yourself in a hallway with 2 bedrooms,a grand masteroom or an apartment size room,which one do you go in?
Friend:Grand masteroom...
Me:Okay,you go in and see 2 bathrooms,a white one and a bla ck one,which one do you go in?
Fiend:White one.
Me:A murderer has locked you in..you have to chose which way to die,jump out the window,or sit in an electricity chair.
Friend:Umm,jump out the window?
ME:Too bad..you just died...you could have picken the electricity chair,there is no electricity...
Friend:.......

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MondayHater*
posted a quote
September 1, 2012 8:39am UTC

Normal people:oh my phone is
dying,bye Jen....I guess I gotta
charge it
Me:Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
my phone is dying!!!!!!Call the
police,no ambulance,wait no call
the plumber!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!My phone is
dying!!!!Someone please help
me!!!!!!!!!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

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MondayHater*
posted a quote
August 28, 2012 7:10pm UTC

You say why....
I say why not...

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MondayHater*
posted a quote
August 28, 2012 5:05pm UTC

So today I saw
this kid at school
and on his shirt it
said YOLO.
I was like,cool
shirt and he was
like,well im just
warning people
that they only
live once so they
dont kill
themselves.....
after that,no one
ever did......

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MondayHater*
posted a quote
August 28, 2012 5:00pm UTC

-PIE FACTS-
-The pie chart was first invented by William Playfair in 1801
-Pie is a baked dish of fruit,meat or vegetables typically with a top and base of pastry
-19% of Americans prefer apple pie,followed by pumpkin(13%),pecan(12%),banana cream(10%),and cherry(9%)
(vote on which one you like best)
And my favorite one........
-Someone named Vanessa(thats me!) loves pie

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MondayHater*
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 6:12pm UTC

Starships are
meant to fly,
to fly into the
sky........
Does that mean aliens are supposed to as well?

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MondayHater*
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 6:08pm UTC

I'm bored...
This sentence has been said by children around the world for over decades.
Now its your turn to say it......................
imboredimboredimbored
imboredimboredimboredim
boredimboredimboredimbored
imboredimboredimboredimbo
redimboredimnotimboredim
boredimboredimboredimbored

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MondayHater*
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 6:58pm UTC

OHH NOOOO
THIS IS A
DISASTER!!!
Who else remembers that?????

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MondayHater*
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 6:48pm UTC

me: im hungry...
mom:well you can walk 4ft or wait till dinner
me:well.....nah,not worth it

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MondayHater*
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 6:45pm UTC

HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIH
HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIH
HIHIHIIHIHIHIHIHIHI
HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI
Spot the double "I"

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MondayHater*
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 6:41pm UTC

Calling all Directioners and Non-Directioners!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Coment if you are a Non-Directioner,fave if you are a Directioner!!!!

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