MondayHater*'s Quotes

MondayHater*
posted a quote
December 26, 2012 6:59pm UTC

NEVER #1
never play
baseball in the
house...
learned that by expirience.Starting a series...comment!!!<3

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MondayHater*
posted a quote
December 26, 2012 6:42pm UTC

Don't try to be a
Barbie© ,be
yourself.........
my quote.

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MondayHater*
posted a quote
December 26, 2012 5:42pm UTC

when i see a quote with 0 comments and favorites,i comment or favorite it,just to make someones day...
:D

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MondayHater*
posted a quote
December 26, 2012 3:19pm UTC

2 days ago was my 5 month anniversary
HURRAY!!!!!!!!
;D

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MondayHater*
posted a quote
December 26, 2012 3:15pm UTC

okay=not okay
but thanks for
asking!!!!
yes=no,you're
lying
ugly=mind's
lying
fat=mirror's lying
weird=Witty is
your home.<3
My Quote..... :D

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MondayHater*
posted a quote
December 26, 2012 3:04pm UTC

If we lived in a Witty place,,,
computers would be everywhere,and everyone one would have a witty acount,even animals.kids would want to be wittians when they grew up an adults would be wittians(like steve)managing witty,and older people would be be witty citizens,for their hard work of making the city a better place(and better quotes.and,and....
just saying.
MY QUOTE.......cheetah123lover456fast

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MondayHater*
posted a quote
December 25, 2012 5:06pm UTC

C
H
R
I
S
T
M
A
S music......
is in the air...
in stores too...

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MondayHater*
posted a quote
December 25, 2012 5:01pm UTC

i usually think of my quotes in my shower...

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MondayHater*
posted a quote
December 25, 2012 4:57pm UTC

Sooo...
when a skunk
sprays you it is
actually farting
on you...
OMG! a skunk
farted on me
when I was 6!!!
gross.

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MondayHater*
posted a quote
December 22, 2012 8:27pm UTC

I love the days
when my only
problem is...
TEA or COFFEE

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MondayHater*
posted a quote
December 22, 2012 8:22pm UTC

"When I was 5 years old,my mother always told me that hapiness was the key to life.When I went to school,they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up.I wrote down 'happy'.They told me that I didn't understand the assignment,and I told them they didn't understand life."
-John Lennon
-StumbleUpon

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MondayHater*
posted a quote
December 22, 2012 4:53pm UTC

I just dreamed this....
I was married to
Harry Styles...
BEST DREAM EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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MondayHater*
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 11:30am UTC

so this would be my 50th quote but it is now my 51st quote.
tilt the screen.....and scroll d
o
w
n
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

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MondayHater*
posted a quote
December 9, 2012 12:00pm UTC

think...
Are you buffalo wings , or icecream ?
Buffalo Wings
.hot and spicy
.always red with anger*
.messy
.like celery
*(they can be mild,medium,or hot with anger.)
Ice Cream
.you always scream for it
.always cold
.can be colorful
.usually tan (cone)
Which one are you? I'm icecream. Vote now!

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MondayHater*
posted a quote
December 8, 2012 9:51am UTC

Follow Me...
Now tilt the screen a little bit...
Cause I follow back..

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MondayHater*
posted a quote
December 8, 2012 9:46am UTC

Friend:Why don't you use fonts and colors on witty that much?
Me:Because I'm the kind of girl who doesn't need all this fancy stuff to say what I'm thinking
Real Reason:Because it's too much work and I don't really know hot to use them...

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MondayHater*
posted a quote
December 8, 2012 9:43am UTC

I walk in an elevator,walk up to a random person,and ask this question....
me:soo do you know Taylor Swift?
random person:yea but...
me:do you know Taylor Lautner?
random person:of course but...
me:if they both got married wouldn't both of their names' be Taylor Lautner?ohh here's my floor,nice talkin' with ya...
random person:cool but,who are you?
True Story. (:

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MondayHater*
posted a quote
December 4, 2012 4:28pm UTC

You know you're Wittian when you
are saying other people's quotes
out loud...

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MondayHater*
posted a quote
December 1, 2012 11:04pm UTC

That awkward moment when..
Your mother tells you that you should start wearing some sort of bra...

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MondayHater*
posted a quote
November 29, 2012 7:23pm UTC

Am I the only
one
who thinks there
should be a 1D
fan fic category?

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