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Breathe*
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December 25, 2013 9:55pm UTC

Guy: *walks up to me* Hey, my d. ick should have a choking hazord sign on it . *his friends laugh*
Me: ..Isn't that for small objects ?
His Friends: OOOO

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dreamer*
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December 26, 2013 1:11pm UTC

me: oh I look nice in this picture!
me: I'm gonna use it as profile picture on all my social network accounts for the next 54 years.

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dreamer*
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December 26, 2013 1:04pm UTC

me: *takes 50 selfies*
me: *deletes 49*
me: *stares at that one selfie til it turns ugly*
me: *deletes that too*

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capsized*
posted a quote
December 25, 2013 10:32pm UTC

Mr. Sandman, bring
me a dream.
make him the cutest that I've ever seen.
Format:SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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chachawawabubu
posted a quote
December 25, 2013 7:33pm UTC

Merry Christmas to my amazing brother who is in Afghanistan fighting for his country.
#WeLoveYou

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SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
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December 25, 2013 7:46pm UTC

I know that you're in pain, but if we die at the same time
does it still scare you?

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Picturesque Wonderland.*
posted a quote
December 25, 2013 7:43pm UTC

But really, all we want, and I speak for the entire human race here, is
contact. Someone to let us know that we're not alone. That the world
isn't a dream and you and I are really happening at the same time, even
if it's not in the same place. That this is real. You're really there. I'm
really here. We're real. This is real.

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๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ *
posted a quote
December 25, 2013 7:54pm UTC

Birthday: on the internet
Christmas: on the internet
New Years Eve: on the internet
Wedding day: on the internet
In labor: on the internet
Apocalypse: on the internet
Jesus rising: on the internet
Aliens invade: on the internet
World War III: probably getting up to get a snack by this time

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doncasturbate*
posted a quote
December 25, 2013 6:48pm UTC

4:00 wallow in self pity
4:30 stare into the abyss
5:00 solve world hunger...................
..................................tell no one
5:30 jezzercise
6:30 dinner with me, I can't cancel that again.
7:00 wrestle with self-loathing
I'm booked.
If I bumped the loathing to 9:00, I'd have time to lay in bed,
stare at the ceiling, and slip slowly into madness.
But what would I wear?!

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
December 25, 2013 8:49pm UTC

When It Is Hard To Hide Your Tears,
Then Never Mind, Start Cutting An Onion,
Let The Heart Cry,
You Just Blame The Onion.

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CharliesTheName
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December 25, 2013 10:15pm UTC

My ex girlfriend: Um no offense Charlie but you're extremely introverted
My ex girlfriend: You never talk to anyone
My ex girlfriend: I don't even think you really have any friends
My ex girlfriend: You never talk
My ex girlfriend: You're too lonely.
Me: K.

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Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R
posted a quote
December 25, 2013 9:48pm UTC

I'm that friend that has to walk behind the group when the path isn't big enough. I'm that friend that gets cut off in the conversation. I'm that friend that doesn't get invited to hang out a lot. I'll always be that friend.

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let_it_be_known
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December 26, 2013 6:03pm UTC

Stand up for what your believe in even if it means standing by yourself.
- Andy Biersack (birthday boy)

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RaZor shøt §*
posted a quote
December 26, 2013 6:22pm UTC

hugs help ... alot

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rachiesaysrawr
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December 26, 2013 6:03pm UTC

there is like 368 days till christmas why does everyone still have their decorations up wtf

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
December 26, 2013 6:20pm UTC

It's actually funny
How one can be both heaven
And hell
I didn't know it was possible
That is, until you
You showed me darkness and light
Pain and relief
Happiness and sadness
All at the same time.

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myfeelings
posted a quote
December 26, 2013 2:50pm UTC

Format chickittylover
and what you don't realize,
______________________________________
is that when you ignore my texts, i feel this hurt that i can't even explain. it's like i am standing behind a locked transparent door, and you are just staring back at me smiling with the key. i don't understand why you are doing this to me, why won't you just hand over the key and let me free? after all that i have done for you, after all of the attention and love and secrets i have shared with you! how dare you ignore me! how dare you put me in this room behind glass when i haven't done anything to deserve it! how dare you drive me insane trying to scratch through these walls! how dare you.
but i will never stop trying. i will never stop pleading for your key. not until you free me from here, not until we talk this out.

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Vinita*
posted a quote
December 15, 2013 8:36pm UTC

You know your skinny jeans are too tight when
you have to jump to pull them up

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Gpc11
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December 15, 2013 9:48pm UTC

Friend Zone: It's like being turned down for a job, then they call you a week later complaining about the person they hired..

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