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jimmy365
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February 12, 2013 9:03pm UTC

if no one comes from the
future to stop you from
doing it than how
bad of a decision can it
really be
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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 13, 2013 9:16pm UTC

once
I asked myEnglish
teacher if teachers
shipped their students and
after explaining what
shipping meant she
told me that that is
literally one of the
most popular discussions
in the staff room
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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 5:08pm UTC

sometimes
i wish i were a nicer
person but then i laugh
and continue my day
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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 1:18pm UTC

non-english speaker: I am awfully sorry
at the terrible state of my
English abilities, as for the
English language is not my mother
tongue. I hope you forgive me
for every foolish mistake I make.
english as first language: lol it okei
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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 1:30pm UTC

butterflies
can't see their wings.
they can't see how truly
beautiful they are, but
everyone else can.
people are like that as well.
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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 4:18pm UTC

POUR
YOURSELF
SOME WATER,
PUT ON
SOME
LIPSTICK,
AND PULL
YOURSELF
TOGETHER
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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 9, 2013 1:30pm UTC

me: what do people even
talk about on dates
friend: what are dates
me: wrinkly fruit i heard
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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 4:43pm UTC

this one time
in sixth grade i was waiting for
my bus because it was
late and this girl was
cleaning out her locker and a
teacher was helping her and
all of the sudden the teacher started
screaming and the girl started
crying and all i heard was “
YOU HAVE A GOLDFISH LIVING
IN YOUR LOCKER??!!”
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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 5:54pm UTC

"we are friends and i
won't let this happen to you"
i whisper as i like your
quote with 0 notes
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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
January 5, 2013 4:54pm UTC

I wake up every day planning to be productive.
Then a voice in my head says "Haha good one!" and we laugh and laugh and then I take a nap.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
January 5, 2013 8:09pm UTC

Most overused movie quote:
Parent: You're throwing away your dream!
Teenager: No mom/dad, I'm throwing away yours

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happiest*
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January 5, 2013 9:35am UTC

Teacher: Billy stop making ugly faces at other students!
Billy: Why, ma’am!
Teacher: Because when i was a child, my parents told me that if i kept making ugly faces my face would stay that way!
Billy: Well, i can see you didn’t listen then!

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lovecrazy
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January 5, 2013 11:27am UTC

"You should totally follow me!"
Yeah, I totally should! But, I'm not going to.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 5, 2013 11:40am UTC

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yourcool
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January 5, 2013 2:03pm UTC

fun thing to do when bored:
go to a parking lot and put sticky notes on peoples cars saying "sorry for the damage" and watch them look for it.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 5, 2013 2:22pm UTC

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 4, 2013 10:20pm UTC

I will never forget how you
smelled that day
like your mom did your laundry
and like you wanted me to
want you and breathe
you in until I got lightheaded
and had to sit down
and I will never forget the
way you looked at me
like you could sort through all
the clutter in my head
and I will never forget
how your voice sounded
soft and sudden and
illuminated just like your eyes
when you said I was different
and that was the exact
moment when
i let myself
feel again
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