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  1. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 1:30pm UTC
    why ignore me when you can adore me
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5
    t h i s i s i t t h i s i s m y m o t t o

  2. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 1:34pm UTC
    instead of periods
    can girls just get a text once
    a month saying "you're
    not pregnant have a nice day"
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  3. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 1:39pm UTC
    plot twist
    you can only bring sexy
    back if you have the receipt
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  4. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 7:31pm UTC
    are you a magician because
    abracaDAYUM
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  5. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 1:51pm UTC
    today marks the 5 year anniversary
    since troy and gabriella
    met at the ski lodge can
    we have a moment of silence
    format jimmy365

  6. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 2:53pm UTC
    ''am i right ladies''
    Y
    is the best way to end any post am i right ladies

  7. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 3:20pm UTC
    11:59 PM
    my new year's revolution is to not hate everyone
    12:01 AM
    i'd like to report that i couldn't do it

  8. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2013 7:21pm UTC
    how do people
    sleep with a night light on like oh god
    my room needs to be as dark as my soul

  9. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2013 10:06am UTC
    me: I HAVE TO PEE
    computer: no. stay.
    me: ok
    me: I HAVE TO GO TO BED
    computer: no. stay.
    me: ok
    mom: ITS TIME FOR DINNER
    computer: no. stay.
    me: ok
    me: OH MY GOD THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE
    computer: no. stay
    me: ok

  10. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2013 4:04pm UTC
    one time my brother got in trouble for breaking
    some stuff in the house and so since my mom
    needed some new and creative methods of
    punishment she made him sit down and read the
    facebook
    terms & conditions
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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