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BravoSierra
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August 5, 2013 7:21pm UTC

My taste in music ranges from
"You need to listen to this", to "Please don't judge me."

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fionarose
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August 5, 2013 2:00am UTC

Oh my God, I actually made it to a week... and I'm still clean!! :)

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Fireiscatching
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August 5, 2013 4:10pm UTC

"Imagine reading
a book of every conversation where people have spoken of you."

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ChocoTaco
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August 5, 2013 8:04pm UTC

I have this ability
where if I stare at my selfies for too long they suddenly become ugly.

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bye*
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August 5, 2013 5:45pm UTC

My friend and her bf just broke up and she called me crying and I was all like “You’re going to fall in love so many times before you find the one you’ll be with forever. So think of it this way; you’re one heartbreak closer to happily ever after." and I think she thought I was being deep and insightful, but really I was quoting wizards of waverly place

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himynamesdayna*
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August 5, 2013 1:24pm UTC

why stop dreaming when you wake up?

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BlackButterflies
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July 31, 2013 4:55am UTC

science teacher: "if you curl the fingers of your right hand around a magnet you can see what direction the current flows in. if you don't have a right hand, then we have a problem."
sam: "if you didn't have a right hand, wouldn't you say that you'd be stumped?"
me: "no, no, if you don't have a right hand you just use the one that's left."
sam: "wow, that's actually really handy!"
me: "yeah, as a rule of thumb it works pretty well."
sam: "i'm finding this really funny but i can't quite put my finger on why."
science teacher: "i've got to hand it to you, those puns are currently very amusing but the two of you really need to knuckle down and do your work."

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happiest*
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July 31, 2013 2:14pm UTC

i wish i could be a youtuber but
1)too awkward
2)don’t have a nice camera
3)not attractive enough
4)not interesting enough
5)not creative in any way

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Hale_Storm18
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July 31, 2013 8:36pm UTC

If you feel like a loser, just know that when I was in the Bahamas a bunch
of guys came up to me and said I was pretty and I just squeaked and ran away.

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Ethanol
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July 31, 2013 2:51pm UTC

Three things
cannot be long hidden:
the sun,
the moon,
and the truth.
-BUDDHA

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carson5482
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July 31, 2013 12:49pm UTC

*gets more than one notification in under a minute*
Me: Holy, sh/t... Is this a joke?

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Hale_Storm18
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July 31, 2013 2:01pm UTC

I'm not even procrastinating my work anymore, I'm just not doing it.

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yourcool
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July 30, 2013 10:33pm UTC

hello students. welcome to my math class.
we will be having a class trip this year, the first ever math field trip in history. it's to hell. here we are.

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yourcool
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July 30, 2013 10:16pm UTC

women belong in the kitchen.
men belong in the kitchen.
everyone belongs in the kitchen.
kitchen has food.

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yourcool
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July 30, 2013 10:28pm UTC

since most of us are in bed with
our laptops I like to think that means we're kind of in bed together.

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*Elena;~ ♥*
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July 24, 2013 9:09pm UTC

Me: *Draws on hand with pen*
Everyone: You're going to get ink poisoning from that

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Princess B-tch*
posted a quote
July 25, 2013 11:59pm UTC

I'm in love.
I was texting this guy and
I said "I want pizza." The next thing I know?
A F/CKING PIZZA IS DELIVED TO MY HOUSE ALREADY PAID FOR.

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BravoSierra
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July 26, 2013 8:01pm UTC

I hope I'm hot at my class reunion
Then everybody will be like, "Oh, shít."

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*Elena;~ ♥*
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July 26, 2013 10:23am UTC

Do you ever get a ring stuck on your finger
And it's just like what no I didn't commit to this

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