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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
February 25, 2012 4:09pm UTC

Don't you wonder how many
people notice you?
but you don't notice them...
because you are too busy noticing someone
that will never notice you ?

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
February 20, 2012 2:15pm UTC

We text 24/7
But when we meet in person,
that's when it gets awkward.

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toria_skax
posted a quote
February 17, 2012 10:43pm UTC

Just heard a joke about a wall.
Couldn't get over it.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 18, 2012 12:33pm UTC

I never stopped loving you,
I just stopped showing it.
format by jimmy365

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xxloveualways
posted a quote
February 17, 2012 10:13pm UTC

^^ Oh look,
I found a picture of my love life

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 13, 2012 9:11pm UTC

Today a really quiet kid on my bus was humming
You Belong With Me
He didn't realize that everyone had stopped talking
to listen to him until the entire bus (including the bus driver)
started singing along.
At the end of the song he stood up on his seat,
held the last note for a really long time,
did a rockstar jump off the seat and got off the bus.
I'm glad to know even shy people
learn to express themselves. MLIA
nmq!

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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LorenOlivaBFFLAD
posted a quote
February 12, 2012 11:04pm UTC

"Do you behave like this at home?!"
Yes, actually

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 13, 2012 5:43pm UTC

DISNEY
teaching you not to talk to strangers
unless they're hot
♥
nmf/nmq

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 13, 2012 3:58pm UTC

We all think
That raising our
phones
6 inches in the air
will give us
better service
❤
nmq/mf!

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 13, 2012 5:26pm UTC

Oh, you broke your leg?
Well thats sad...
now let me use your crutches
NOT MY QUOTE

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aperfectlittlegirl01
posted a quote
February 10, 2012 9:44pm UTC

Yeah.. i got in a car accident tonight with my best friend. We're okay, THANK GOD. it was pretty minor. But the weird thing is, i PRAYED right before it happened. I felt a weird feeling. I asked us to keep us safe and if i were to die, if i could please make my way through heaven. Thank you, Jesus. Fave if you think this is incredible.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
February 8, 2012 4:18pm UTC

I love those random memories
That make me smile
No matter what is going on
In my life, right now.

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blowpopmafia
posted a quote
February 8, 2012 3:44pm UTC

Boy: "it's awkward buying condoms."
Girl: "it's awkward walking around pregnant."

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eve123
posted a quote
February 8, 2012 3:25pm UTC

Zoey May
Im so sick of boys being such dicks!
Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago
Toby Jackson
In 7th grade, I beggen Mr.Williams to let me be your lab partner. I suggested you came round 5 times to do our project, you said no each time. I did the project alone, all of it. In 8th grade, I sent you 3 valentines cards, candy and a rose. You gave the rose to somebody else and threw the cards away. In 9th grade, at the school social, I asked to dance with you. You said "Yes, give me 5 minutes, I need to go to the bathroom." You never came back, and I was left waiting for you. In 10th grade, I bought us two tickets to go and see your favourite band. You said thanks, then took the tickets and gave one to your friend. Now, in 11th grade, I'm confessing this, where everyone can see, to show that actually, girls can be dicks too.
26 minutes ago · Like
True stuff

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 7, 2012 9:12pm UTC

Put dinner in microwave,
take box out of trash to check how long.
format by jimmy365
nmq!

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mumblebumble
posted a quote
February 7, 2012 7:24pm UTC

"Congratulations, you're
the 10,000th visitor!"
that's three days in a row now,
i'm obviously one lucky b*stard.

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UnfogettableMe
posted a quote
February 3, 2012 2:53pm UTC

So today, I realized how much I hate cancer.
It took a son away from his parents.
It took a brother away from his sister.
It took a friend away from his class.
It took a nephew away from his uncle.
It took a boyfriend away from his girlfriend.
And it took a beautiful father away from his child.
No one should have to live with that.
God Bless You, witty <3

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tylerr
posted a quote
February 2, 2012 9:13pm UTC

the awkward moment
when your class is so bad that your teacher starts crying
and almost quits.. lol.

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xoalicecullenxo
posted a quote
February 2, 2012 6:06pm UTC

I'm Not Your
second choice. ha. I wish I meant that much to you

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