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toria_skax

1. toria_skax
   posted a quote
   November 30, 2012 10:52pm UTC
   I actually really love it
   when someone remembers small details and quirks about me or addresses me by my name at unexpected times like at the end of a sentence and I don't know why but I just really, really do.
   
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2. toria_skax
   posted a quote
   November 22, 2012 2:26am UTC
   I'm pretty sure
   I'm doing this whole teenager thing wrong.
   
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3. toria_skax
   posted a quote
   July 7, 2012 2:03am UTC
   toria_skax
   The wave of depression
   hits hardest at night
   
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4. toria_skax
   posted a quote
   May 25, 2012 3:18am UTC
   Crossing the road and
   getting
   hit by a
   chicken
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5. toria_skax
   posted a quote
   May 25, 2012 12:51am UTC
   ew internet explorer.
   
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6. toria_skax
   posted a quote
   May 21, 2012 2:27am UTC
   Odd numbers: I can't even
   
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7. toria_skax
   posted a quote
   May 21, 2012 2:22am UTC
   Parents: We're going on vacation
   Me: Will there be wifi
   
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8. toria_skax
   posted a quote
   May 12, 2012 2:22am UTC
   I'll be Burger King and you'll be McDonalds. I'll be doing it my way and
   you'll be loving it.
   nmf :) x x
   
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9. toria_skax
   posted a quote
   May 11, 2012 5:33am UTC
   I'm not cranky, I just have a violent reaction to
   stupid people.
   nmf :) x x
   
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10. toria_skax
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 4:17am UTC
    Actually no, my status wasn't aimed at you but hey, if the shoe fits,
    feel free to wear it.
    nmf :) x x
    
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11. toria_skax
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 2:24am UTC
    You can't force anyone to love you but you can show them what
    they're missing out on.
    nmf :) x x
    
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12. toria_skax
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 12:27am UTC
    I think car horns should sound like gun shots.
    I bet you'll move then.
    
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13. toria_skax
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 5:06am UTC
    *During P.E, when we lose*
    Me: Chill out, it's P.E not the fcking olympics.
    *During P.E, when we win*
    Me: HAHAHAHAHAHA TAKE THAT MOTHERFCKERS. BOW DOWN BTCHES.
    
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14. toria_skax
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 1:33am UTC
    Girls get
    butterflies
    Boys get boners.
    toria_skax
    nmf
    
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15. toria_skax
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 1:52am UTC
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16. toria_skax
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 3:03am UTC
    I hate it
    when people assume that I only like an artist because of
    their good looks. RIGHT, because I bought their album so
    I could listen to their face........
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17. toria_skax
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 11:21pm UTC
    Adele:
    Oh, you're breaking up with me? Hold on, let me grab a pen.
    toria_skax
    
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18. toria_skax
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 6:29am UTC
    Oh, you're dating him? Again?
    Riiiiiiight, because the first 12350923510239 times were just
    'mistakes'.
    toria_skax
    
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19. toria_skax
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 6:26am UTC
    Admit it;
    you should be doing something important right now
    but instead you're on witty.
    toria_skax
    
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20. toria_skax
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 1:53am UTC
    You know shiz is going down when
    Selena gomez calls one direction her
    "little brothers"
    toria_skax
    
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