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  1. toria_skax toria_skax
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 1:43am UTC
    So they pay
    $1 million
    for commercials of
    "starving kids"
    but they can't feed them?
    Uhhh okay.
    toria_skax

  2. toria_skax toria_skax
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 1:27am UTC
    OH MY GOSH THAT'S A PRETTY PICTURE OF YOU!
    /// How - long - did - it - take - you - to - edit ? \\\
    toria_skax

  3. toria_skax toria_skax
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 1:20am UTC
    I have to stop saying
    "HOW STUPID CAN YOU BE?"
    because instead of taking it as an insult,
    people are taking it as a challenge.
    toria_skax
    nmf

  4. toria_skax toria_skax
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    April 25, 2012 2:13am UTC
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  5. toria_skax toria_skax
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 12:59am UTC
    Being attractive
    is not an excuse for being a crappy person.
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  6. toria_skax toria_skax
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 2:19am UTC
    Mom: Why is One Direction called One Direction? It
    should be Five Direction. Haha I'm so funny.
    Me:
    Mom:
    Me:
    Mom:
    Me:
    Mom:
    Me: Mom you're so hilarious oi.

  7. toria_skax toria_skax
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 1:00am UTC
    Normal people: So what we get drunk? So what we smoke
    weed? We're just having fun, we don't care
    who sees.
    Me: So what we always fave? So what we don't
    sleep? We're just making quotes, we don't
    care who sees...........Unless you're from
    school then gtfo.

  8. toria_skax toria_skax
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 10:28pm UTC
    Happy Hunger Games
    AND MAY THE FOOD BE EVER IN YOUR FLAVOUR.

  9. toria_skax toria_skax
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 2:09am UTC
    New Message
    To: Babygirl1, Babygirl2, Babygirl3, Babygirl4, Babygirl5
    Message: Good night baby girl. You're my one and only. I love you so much :) xoxo
    Girls, try to avoid these type of boys.
    Boys, don't be this type of guy.

  10. toria_skax toria_skax
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 2:45am UTC
    Me: don't cry don't cry don't cry
    Mind: don't cry don't cry don't cry
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Eyes: lol time to turn into niagara falls.
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  11. toria_skax toria_skax
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    April 14, 2012 5:45am UTC
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  12. toria_skax toria_skax
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 4:34am UTC
    Here's to the girls
    that make up nicknames for the boys they like and are too shy to talk to them
    so they just obsess from afar ♥

  13. toria_skax toria_skax
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 4:34am UTC
    We never text anymore....
    You do know phones work both ways right?

  14. toria_skax toria_skax
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 2:53am UTC
    Me: I need to go on diet
    Me: I should start running
    Me: I should play some sports
    Me: I should eat healthier
    -Parents come home from supermarket-
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: Yolo
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  15. toria_skax toria_skax
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 2:27am UTC
    You think
    I'm pretty?
    HA! Good joke, next joke please.
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  16. toria_skax toria_skax
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 2:09am UTC
    WHEN
    a bad memory
    [r][u][i][n][s]
    a good song.
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  17. toria_skax toria_skax
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 2:03am UTC
    Should have.
    Would have.
    Could have.
    Didn't.

  18. toria_skax toria_skax
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 12:41am UTC
    Don't worry, I'm used
    to being let down.
    Not caring is a
    natural reflex.

  19. toria_skax toria_skax
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 11:40pm UTC
    Me: K I'll just go on witty for a bit before bed
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: Is that the sun?

  20. toria_skax toria_skax
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 2:53am UTC
    facebook?
    No, more like
    fakebook.

:)

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