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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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yourcool
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February 2, 2012 8:29pm UTC

I wasn't that drunk.
Dude, you asked if your girlfriend was single.
Well, what did she say?
She said yes.

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MoonliteDreamer78
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February 2, 2012 6:44pm UTC

That one friend
that can make anything funny
just by the way they say it.

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Spencer Grace✨*
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February 1, 2012 8:15pm UTC

nmf. not to be offensive to anyone.
What Girls Worry About
- Weight
- Hair
-Boobs
-Looks
- Makeup
-Him
-Clothes
-Why he didnt text back.
-Food.
What Guys Worry About
-Xbox
-Their Junk
- Their muscles
- Their favorite sport
- Their 'girlfriend(s)
-Their Buddies
- Food.

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ThatsSoMeee
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February 1, 2012 2:39pm UTC

The worst sight
in the world
Is seeing your mom cry.

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laurenxoxo96
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January 31, 2012 10:13pm UTC

Facebook should have
a button that says "in a Flirtationship"
because it seems like thats all there ever is anymore.

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Adviiice
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January 30, 2012 4:21am UTC

If you need advice, please come talk to me.
I'll help you with any problems.
If you don't want to talk about it on witty, I'll give you my phone number.
(FAVE/COMMENT & I'LL FOLLOW YOU)

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cujo*
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January 28, 2012 8:19am UTC

If someday we all go to prison for downloading music,
I just hope they split us by the music genre!

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DamnnTaylerx
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January 27, 2012 6:29pm UTC

Witty Detox;
Fave if you hate it,
Comment if you like it.

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nevercutyourbeautiful
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January 26, 2012 5:42pm UTC

If you could take a pill,
to kill you instantly,
without any pain,
would you?
nmq/nmf

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DamnnTaylerx
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January 26, 2012 4:58pm UTC

Hey, up there
in heaven. I wonder if you can hear me. It's been
one year, Best friend. You've been gone for that
long. I love you, Kenny. Gone but not forgotten.
3/16/1997 - 1/26/2011

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BlackButterflies
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January 26, 2012 12:01am UTC

only on the internet
am I able to say I have 1598 people simultaneously following me,
without it being disturbing and creepy.

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BlackButterflies
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January 26, 2012 3:08pm UTC

apparently, 143 means "i loveyou " because
I = one letter, Love = 4 letters, You + 3 letters.
however, if you go by that logic, 143 also means
"I hate you", "I stab you", "I chew you", "I like pie", "A pink fly", "A tiny zit", and "I kill you."
hmmmmmm...

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BlackButterflies
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January 26, 2012 1:34am UTC

remember when "shut up!"
was the absolute worst thing you could say to someone?

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