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EllieB123
posted a quote
September 13, 2012 6:46pm UTC

So today...
My mom found out that I cut.
I was expecting a lecture...
But she pulled up her sleeve and showed me her scars.
And said...
"We're in this together"
true story

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JustWaiting
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 9:24pm UTC

There are 24 hours in a day
I spend 7 hours a day in school.
then you're expected to do extra curicular clubs. so add an hour.
not to mention all the sports you're expected to do. add 2 hours.
now we're up to 10 hours.
my school also requires volenteer work. add 3 hours.
and don't forget to eat dinner to make ur body healthy! add 1 hour.
up to 14 hours already.
of course we have to make time to showewer, shave, and make ourselves look presentable, so lets add an hour for being girls.
and of course we can't forget about homework. i usually get around 2 hours a night.
my health teacher always says that being a teenager, we should spend some time with friends, family, and alone time. so i'll add 2 hours for all of the above.
a healthy teenager should get around 8 hours of sleep a night.
I'm at 27 hours.
in a 24 hour day.
being a teenager stinks.

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I_Dont_Know
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 5:08pm UTC

Books are like...
Mind Movies.
o.0

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MyNameIsAwzome
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August 21, 2012 2:31pm UTC

click to see this quote

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 1:01am UTC

Who here on witty thinks their mom is beautiful?

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Julidanika
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 1:10pm UTC

My ceiling fan has 3 settings
1. Very Slow
2. Slow
3. I'm about to detach from the ceiling and kill you in a freak ceiling fan accident.

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ThatsJustLifee
posted a quote
August 25, 2012 8:47pm UTC

Friends: What are you going to buy your dad for his birthday?
Boy: A flower..
Friends: LOL! A flower? Is your dad gay?! HAHAHAHA!
Friends: *Walks away*
Boy: *later* Puts the flower on his dads grave, and cries.
Don't be so quick to judge people.

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love's a wild thing ♔*
posted a quote
August 26, 2012 9:34pm UTC

Person I actually know: You are so pretty!
Me: AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Person:
Me:
Cat:
Marker:
Louis Tomlinson:
Aunt Bertha:
God:
Me: Oh you were being serious?

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DarylJr114
posted a quote
August 26, 2012 9:32pm UTC

Plot twist: Steve's name is Jim.

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jesusismylovexox
posted a quote
August 26, 2012 9:11pm UTC

most hated conversation;
"what did i do?"
"you should know"
...no i dont know lmfao thats why i asked dipshiit

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mischievousmelissaxoxo
posted a quote
August 26, 2012 9:14pm UTC

Cradle your head in your hands
AND JUST BREATHE ♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
August 26, 2012 9:36pm UTC

I wonder if some teachers
think im ugly.

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jane :-)*
posted a quote
August 26, 2012 9:35pm UTC

Monsters are real. Ghosts are real.
They live inside of us and sometimes they win.

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calmurself
posted a quote
August 26, 2012 9:32pm UTC

I can see Snooki being like
Regina George's mom.

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JustWaiting
posted a quote
August 26, 2012 9:08pm UTC

Fairytales
don't always have a hapy ending
do they?

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lovemethewayiamxx
posted a quote
August 26, 2012 9:28pm UTC

My cousin and brother started arguing. (My brother's 8 and my cousion is 6)
My brother: Give it to me! I had it first!
My cousin: I want the pink cup!
My brother: No! I want it!
My cousin: Too bad! I have it!
My brother: It's my house!
My cousinn: So? I get the pink cup!
Me: What's the big deal? It's a pink cup, and you're both boys, anyways. Why do you want it so bad?
My brother: We want the pink cup cup for breast cancer.

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sammy*
posted a quote
August 26, 2012 9:19pm UTC

*When Niall gets a Girlfriend*
Half of Directioners: I WANTED TO BE NIALL'S PRINCESS, I HATE HER!! SHE DOESN'T DESERVE HIM!!!!
Other half of Directioners: Aw, Niall found his princess. I'm so sad, I wanted to be his princess, but if he's happy, then I'm happy.
Me: Aw Niall, look what all the sweet directioners are saying about us.
tumblr/nmq/nmf

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Travis Allred*
posted a quote
August 18, 2012 3:26pm UTC

The Moment
When you want to know
what is going through someone's mind
when they stare at you
my quote

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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 8:08pm UTC

Girl i hate: ewwww my ice cream is melting!
Me: quick put it close to your heart to keep it cold.

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