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November 26, 2013 2:46pm UTC

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I am a lover without a lover.
I am lovely and lonely
and I belong deeply to myself.
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Steve
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December 11, 2013 4:32pm UTC

Worry often gives a small thing a big shadow.
— Swedish Proverb

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happiest*
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November 25, 2013 3:44pm UTC

i like the internet because eye contact doesn’t exist

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spence*
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December 1, 2013 12:53pm UTC

parent: *yells at you for 20 minutes*
parent: why are you crying

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happiest*
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December 4, 2013 2:28pm UTC

i used to be afraid of ghosts when i was little so my mom used to tell me that they can be vacuumed up so she gave me a hand-held vacuum and would make me go around the house cleaning telling me that i was getting rid of all the ghosts

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
November 29, 2013 12:20am UTC

I was thinking to myself like "man the brain is pretty amazing"
and then I realized it was my brain telling me to think that, what a cocky a.sshole.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
November 26, 2013 6:42pm UTC

My youngest sister got a detention and a letter sent home
because a boy told her "girls don't fart" so she sat on him and farted.
I'm actually dying right now.

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happiest*
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November 25, 2013 3:42pm UTC

omg so in one of my morning classes this girl was eating a banana and the professor was like “dO YOU HAVE ENOUGH TO SHARE” and the giRL PULLS LIKE EIGHT BANANAS OUT OF HER BOOKBAG

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伤*
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November 30, 2013 10:36am UTC

have you ever wanted to cry but no tears came out
so you just stare blankly into space
while feeling your heart break into pieces

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yourcool
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December 20, 2013 6:27am UTC

What's stopping you?

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bye*
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December 19, 2013 5:18pm UTC

if you're still up at 4 a.m., you're either in love or lonely,
and i dont know which is worse

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happiest*
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December 21, 2013 3:26pm UTC

Christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?”
“a sense of purpose”

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Picturesque Wonderland.*
posted a quote
December 23, 2013 11:42am UTC

No one loves you like me.
No one.

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Gpc11
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December 24, 2013 12:59am UTC

LIFE HACK:If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

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StayStrongLiveLong
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December 23, 2013 3:58pm UTC

*tries to cook*
*world bursts into flames*

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Hale_Storm18
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December 24, 2013 12:01am UTC

Stupid love is stupid
Don't know why we always
do it. finally find it just
TO LOSE IT. ALWAYS WIND UP LOOKING
stupid. girl meets boy and, boy,
he's a looker. can't seperate the salt
FROM THE SUGAR. THERE'S NOTHING
in your pockets, there's footprints
on your face, you can't
tell anymore if you're the rabbit or the snake.
Please don't remove this!

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anchorage*
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December 23, 2013 1:56pm UTC

"it’s what’s inside that makes you beautiful"
*the demon possessing my body blushes*

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๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ *
posted a quote
December 23, 2013 8:17pm UTC

me: for christmas I want a dragon
santa: be realistic
me: okay I want a boyfriend
santa: what color do you want your dragon to be

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* Sabaism *
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December 23, 2013 4:08pm UTC

❆ ❄ ❆
❆ ❄
❄ ❆
❅ ❅
You are all snowflakes
You're beautiful,
Unique,
Brilliant,
Perfect,
And amazing.
You bring smiles to people's faces
And alot of people love you
Stay strong, little snowflake
Soon, the sun will come out
And you will sparkle.

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appleloop*
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December 23, 2013 7:09pm UTC

Dear Santa, I don't want anything for Christmas except for the person reading this to have an amazing Christmas.

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