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anonymouus
posted a quote
August 6, 2011 3:04pm UTC

Hey(:
Who is this?
You deleted me from your contacts?
You deleted me from your life, so why the hell not?

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
November 2, 2011 10:58pm UTC

Bacon is bacon
eggs are eggs.
Don't let a guy in between your legs,
he says your cute,
he says your fine,
Nine months later,
He will say it's not mine♥.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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anonymouus
posted a quote
February 3, 2011 6:03pm UTC

We don't talk anymore,
and i don't understand why.
its like you gave me wings
then told me its illegal to fly.
not mine

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
January 5, 2012 12:09am UTC

Girls need to start looking for guys with goals, ambition, and an eductation.
because twenty years from now,
"swag" isn't going to pay the bills.
not my quote but it makes a verrrryyyy good point.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
January 23, 2012 10:24pm UTC

that's a nice dress....
did it come with a pole?

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theunicorn
posted a quote
January 20, 2012 8:33pm UTC

I'm so romantic sometimes;
i think i should marry myself.

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
December 30, 2011 7:56pm UTC

Your story doesn't add up,
feel free to stop lying.

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Elenlovesu
posted a quote
January 6, 2012 10:41pm UTC

I wish I was alive during the generation when guys threw rocks at your window,
wrote you love letters,
serenaded you,
and you would get actual phone calls.
But now I'm stuck with getting poked on Facebook,
sharing videos on YouTube,
and one worded text messages.
Credit: FaveFormats

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
December 26, 2011 5:29pm UTC

click to see this quote

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erikaajaguarr96
posted a quote
January 1, 2012 2:02pm UTC

There's plenty of fish in the sea.. ?
Yeah? Well 50% are girls,
30% are over 18,
and 15% are under 10,
which leaves 5% of the population.
2% of the remaining fish are taken,
and we haven't even gotten into the personalities
of the fish, what the fish looks like,
and what you two have in common.
After all of that narrowing down,
there is only one fish left in the sea.
That fish is your nemo, so
never let anyone dare to tell you that
there are plenty of fish in the sea. ♥

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