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  1. misunderstoodandforgotten misunderstoodandforgotten
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2012 8:24pm UTC
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  2. AerilynLilyoh AerilynLilyoh
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2012 4:15pm UTC
    For Halloween,
    instead of dressing in a skimpy costume and going to a Halloween party like the majority of the girls that I know, I will be dressing as Daphne from Scooby Doo. My best friend is going to be Velma, and our two best guy friends are going to be Shaggy and Fred. My little white terrier dog is going to be our Scooby. The guy who is dressing up as Fred can drive, so we are going to drive around in his mom's minivan, which we will paint "The Mystery Machine" on the windows. We are going to get some candy and take masks off of little kids.
    And that is how Halloweed should be done, my friends.

  3. DoodleLove DoodleLove
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 3:52pm UTC
    Steve added a reply button..
    PRAISE STEVE!

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 5:47pm UTC
    mom: i think you should do your homework.
    me: well sometimes i think i should do crystal meth, but then i think nah, better not.

  5. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2012 4:42pm UTC
    dont highlight under this
    ur a rebel i like that

  6. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2012 6:40pm UTC
    Just because I'm not a starving kid in Africa
    Does not mean my life is the best thing ever.

  7. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 4:24pm UTC
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  8. Swaggie Swaggie
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 11:57am UTC
    So last night...
    We had this thing called teen night, and my friend Morgan, she was there. Now let me tell you about Morgan, she cuts herself, all because of bullies and this one d!ck named Toryn. Morgan is in love with Toryn, but he bullies her. Toryn moved away last year, but last night he was back, and he is going to go to our school. Morgan went to go give Toryn a hug, because she mad missed him. Toryn began to tell her to knock it off. He then continued to make fun of her. Morgan then lifted her sleeves, and said "You are the reason I do this". Toryn then said " You are an idiot for doing that" And began to laugh with his friends. Morgan started crying and didn't stop. She went into the bathroom, and I followed her. She went into the stall and I waited for her by the sink. She came out, and put her earrings back on. I looked at her wrists, but saw nothing, so we left the bathroom after she fixed her makeup.
    After a while, Toryn started making fun of her again. She started crying, and said that she wanted to kill herself. She said that she was planning her death. I pulled her away from the crowed of people, into this secret little area, and gave her the biggest hug I have ever given anyone. "You are better than this, Morgan, you are beautiful, and funny, and amazing. Don't let him get to you" I said, as she began crying. Then, this boy, Noah, walked by and threw a water bottle at us. I threw it back harder.
    If you think Morgan is stronger than these people, then please favorite this quote.
    I will show her how many people favorite this.
    So please, help my friend, I would hate to see her take her own life to bullying.
    Please

  9. :)* :)*
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2012 8:47pm UTC
    I'm just curious:
    How many people on Witty are from America?

  10. iwishiwasbeautiful iwishiwasbeautiful
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2012 7:33pm UTC
    i have survived
    12 days of school.
    6.5% of school completed.
    this is gonna be a long year.

  11. runningislife* runningislife*
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2012 6:11pm UTC
    credittorunningislife
    That awkward moment
    when you jokingly ask a guy for a tampon, and he whips one out from his back pocket.
    mq

  12. lolmybffjill lolmybffjill
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2012 6:06pm UTC
    So today I realized...
    how much our boys have changed.
    Last year:
    you're beautiful
    This year: tonight lets get some.
    but whatever this song is perfection.
    LIVE WHILE WE'RE YOUNG.

  13. breanee breanee
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 7:32pm UTC
    Teacher: In what direction does the Nile River flow?
    Me: What?
    Me: Niall?
    Me: It flows in One Direction.
    Me: Am I on punk'd?

  14. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2012 2:53pm UTC
    Remember in The Suite Life of Zack and Cody how everyone made fun of Arwin Hawkhouser for always staying in his little basement avoiding the world and obsessing over Carey Martin?
    We are Arwin Hawkhouser.

  15. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2012 7:00pm UTC
    FORMAT JIMMY365

    OKAY WITTY,
    Listen up;
    i am a dancer, i have been dancing since i was two.
    i love dancing, its amazing and i don't know what i'd do without it.
    anyway, three years ago, i was doing my solo on stage when i totally
    messed up.
    i have not done a solo ever since that day, i still dance on stage, but i do it with a group, not alone.
    this year is different.
    after 3 years, i'm going to do a solo again.
    B U T O N L Y F O R T H I S Y E A R.
    I am doing it for my grandma, who passed away a year ago.
    i'm dancing to:
    "In The Morning Light" by Yanni.
    It doesn't have any words, but it will tell a story.
    my grandma's story.
    she battled cancer for only about a month.
    brain & lung cancer.
    she died very early in the morning, so it kinda relates to the song.
    i'm sharing this with you because i'm still really scared to do the
    solo. i really need some confidence...
    please?
    if i get at least 200 faves on this quote, i will do it.
    i really want to, but i'm nervous. please help me witty <3


    nmf

  16. WhiteTShirts WhiteTShirts
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 6:44pm UTC
    Witty is like a family.
    Steve is like the dad.
    We are the kids.
    Some are the dramaqueens,
    the trouble makers,
    the shy kids,
    the creative ones,
    the insecure ones,
    the ones that is there for enjoyment.
    Or maybe just some inbetween,
    but we are a family.
    A Witty fam[ily].

  17. Softball2112 Softball2112
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 8:04pm UTC
    Dear phone,
    I do not like this game of hide & seek.
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥

  18. SuddyBuddy SuddyBuddy
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 10:03pm UTC
    What's with all the creepy usernames all of the sudden?

  19. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 9:20pm UTC
    I see people complain about
    not being able to sleep or do homework
    because of Facebook and I’m like
    "You don't even know procrastination
    until you get a Witty."

  20. Look_out_a_stalker Look_out_a_stalker
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 7:06pm UTC
    I'm pretty sure my neighbor thinks im a stalker.
    He wrote it on facebook, twitter, his blog
    and even in
    both of his journals.

:)

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