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*Hooligan*
posted a quote
June 20, 2012 12:30pm UTC

Boyfriend: "We have to break up"
Girlfriend: "What!! Why? What did I do wrong"
Boyfriend: "Opps sorry wrong person"
Girlfriend: "Ohh (: that's okay"
lmao do you get it?

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mikki37
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June 20, 2012 12:41am UTC

Me :*calling my boyfriend at three a.m.*
Mom: Who are you calling at this late hour!?
Me: Uuuuumm, ya know Jake,from statefarm.
💙💙💙

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
June 20, 2012 11:00am UTC

Me? Behave? Seriously!!
As a child I saw Tarzan almost naked,
Cinderella arrived home after midnight,
Pinocchio told lies,
Aladdin was a thief
Batman drove over 200 miles an hour,
Snow White lived in a house with 7 men
Popeye smoked a pipe & had tattoos,
The fault is not mine!
nmq. ♥

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xxLonelyLoverxx
posted a quote
June 20, 2012 1:31pm UTC

Whenever I see a calendar,
I go straight to my birthday month to see which picture it is.

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 10:09pm UTC

Everything is made in China.
Except babies, they're made in VaChina.

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 2:33pm UTC

DID YOU KNOW THAT
most of the laugh tracks you heard on television were pre-recorded in the 1950's?
That means that a lot of the people you hear laughing on TV are dead.

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Kiah Papaya*
posted a quote
June 11, 2012 5:29am UTC

They say we're to young to love,
But maybe they're just to old to remember.
-Wiz Khalifa♥

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samidances247
posted a quote
June 11, 2012 8:17am UTC

I am asking a small favor
ANext summer i will most likely have to get surgery for my back. i will do nothing but lay in bed all day. So this summer I made a bucket list. One of my top things to do is to get a top quote. It would mean alot to me if you could just like this quote. In return i will try to like one of your quotes. Thank you so much for taking the time to read this. :)
______

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Nat5553
posted a quote
June 11, 2012 3:18pm UTC

Is it just me? or has
anyone else stayed in
a bathroom for about
5 minutes because
there was foamy
soap?
Format by Sandrasaurus

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AustinH
posted a quote
June 11, 2012 2:18am UTC

I think I have trust issues
mainly because I don't understand how someone can bleed for a week straight and not die..

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 8:17pm UTC

Have you ever lived my life, have you ever spent one minute in my shoes? If you haven't, then tell me why you judge me like you do.

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 7:26pm UTC

When someone sends you a text
that says "call me". Why didn't you just call me?

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MoreThanThis97
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 8:47pm UTC

Mom: One Direction is distracting you from school.
Me: No, Mom. School is distracting me from One Direction.

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 8:07pm UTC

Baby, you're a firework!
explode and die, b/tch.

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Kalliefornia
posted a quote
June 7, 2012 9:20pm UTC

DON'T GO FOR THE BETTER GUY,
GO FOR THE GUY THAT WILL MAKE YOU A BETTER GIRL.

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Dessigirl
posted a quote
June 8, 2012 1:10pm UTC

Boy: Ur really hot wana go out?
Girl: I have a boyfriend
Boy: and I have a math test tomorrow
Girl: What does that have to do with anything?
Boy: ....I thought we were both listing things we could cheat on...

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JustinDrewBieberQuotes
posted a quote
June 7, 2012 11:01pm UTC

Want to know a secret?
Someone out there can't stop thinking about you,
You are beautiful
Dont ever believe differently.
-Drake
♥

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 31, 2012 1:01pm UTC

There are plenty of fish in the seabut I'm looking for my Nemo,
so I'll take Dory's adviceand just keep swimming. ❤

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Act4life33
posted a quote
May 18, 2012 9:05pm UTC

click to see this quote

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SoftballStar411
posted a quote
May 18, 2012 5:44pm UTC

This is quite long..but please read...There was a girlwhose name wasLily, she was 6 yearsold....She had a best friend whose name wasCharlie, who was 7years old...Lily: CHARLIE! CHARLIE!Charlie: What do you want Lily?Lily: Let's play Charlie...Charlie: No...Lily: Please Charlie!! :(Charlie: If you want to playwith prince Charliethen you'd have to bemy slaveLily: Charlie, but Iwant to be a princess...Charlie's Mom: CHARLIE! I told you 20 timesto bring me a beer!*Charlies mothertakes his hand andtakes him home*Charlie: Mommy pleasedon't hit me,I am sorry...Charlies mom slapshim in the face, and kicks him in the legCharlies mom: How dare you! You little piece on sh**!I hate you! Iwish you werenever born!You ruined my life!Because of youmy boss fired me!*Kicks Charliewhile he's on theground crying*Charlie: I..am..s..s.rorry momm..yCharlies Mom: Your'e bad luck! Getout of my facebefore I break yours!(Why was Charlie's mom mad at him?)(He didnt doanythingwrong)Charlie thinks:(My mom always lookstired...)(Maybe I shouldwash all the dirty clothes and clean the house)(then my momwould be happyand love me)(Mommy will get backhome and be happy, sjewill hug me and say howmuch she loves me...)La La LaCharlie was veryhappy he kept singing onwhile cleaning for his mother...*Charlies momopens the door*Charlie: Oh mommy, mommy*Charlie hugs his mom*Yey! welcome back mommy!!!Look, I cleaned the house for you!Charlies mom: What have you done!!!!You ruined my house!!! You little brat!!Charlie: Mommy I..I...I am sorry... Iwas trying to help you*Slaps Charlie*You piece of sh**!!!*Kicks*I will kill you!!!!Little a**hole!Charlie: Mommy..p..p..lease stop..it...I just wantedyou...to...loveme...and be happ..yCharlies Mom: Shut up!!! Shutup!!!! *keeps on slapping*Little Charliewas bleeding...Charlies mom thinks: .....is he alive?*Calls 911*(hospital)I am very sorry, wetried our best...buthe doesnt havemuch time leftCharlies Mom: Charlie? Wake up!Charlie: Lily I can't playwith youanymoreLily: I dont want to be theprincess anymore! i'll be what you ask meto be...But pleaseCharlie...don'tleave me *cries*Charlie: Lily save me!I don't want todie!Lily: Charlie your gonna dieCharlie: I am scaredLily..Charlie: I dont want them tobury me, its gonnabe dark in there...I......am..s...scared....lily..Lily: Charlie wakeup...Charlie!!!*Mom enters*Mom: no, he couldnthave...NOOO!*CRIES* What have Idone?!?!?!I killed myson!!! My only son!*cries*after 1 dayCharlies motherfinds a letterbeside her bed...She opens theletter and it says...I LOVE YOUMOMMYFrom CharlieShe get's arrested...*Fav if your against child abuse* Sorry if i made you cry;(

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