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Me :*calling my boyfriend at three a.m.*
Mom: Who are you calling at this late hour!?
Me: Uuuuumm, ya know Jake,from statefarm.
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Me :*calling my boyfriend at three a.m.* Mom: Who are you calling

376 faves · 3 comments · Jun 20, 2012 12:41am

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pdbilwse happy witty anniversary! · 1 decade ago
i legit just saw this commercial! haha love that commercial.
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foreverlove18 · 1 decade ago
"She sounds hidious"
"Well she's a guy, so....."
I LOVE that comercial! That's so funny! This cracked me up!
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bubushkaa · 1 decade ago
Ohh wht is 'jake from state farm' wearing?!
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