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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
posted a quote
November 23, 2013 2:26pm UTC

Girl: I wish I was a model
Guy: Why?
Girl: Because they are so thin and pretty.
Guy: Want to know what they aren't?
Girl: What?
Guy: They aren't you. Not even close. They aren't perfect. You are.

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TheMagnificentWolf
posted a quote
November 23, 2013 2:27pm UTC

Anti-joke #4
What did the grape say when it was squeezed?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

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posted a quote
November 23, 2013 2:29pm UTC

Our Time Lord
who art in TARDIS
The Doctor be thy name
the Silence comes
and demons run
on Earth as it was in Gallifrey
save us this day from the Weeping Angels
and prevent Cybermen from upgrading all of us
as we prevent Sontarans from conquering the planet
lead us not into the Vashta Nerada
but deliver us from Daleks
For thine is the TARDIS,
the bow ties,
and fezzes
forever and ever
Allons~y

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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yuzermali
posted a quote
November 14, 2013 7:24pm UTC

When a guy writes a book:
We kissed.
When a girl writes a book:
We leaned in towards each other
and our lips brushed in a soft embrace.
My heart pounded in my ears like a drum
while his arms snaked aroung my waist
anD SWEET BABY JESUS
IT WAS THE BEST 10 SECONDS
IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

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MissEmma
posted a quote
November 14, 2013 7:43pm UTC

PEOPLE LIKE US, WE DON'T NEED THAT MUCH; JUST SOMEONE THAT STARTS
the spark in our
[ BONFIRE HEARTS ]

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chickittylover
posted a quote
November 14, 2013 3:45pm UTC

format by captivated
allcredittocaptivated
i don't
give a fxck, bxtch i feel great.

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theWalrus
posted a quote
November 14, 2013 7:36pm UTC

My single best talent:
Being friendly to people then avoiding them the rest of my life

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ItsRachaelxo
posted a quote
November 14, 2013 6:54pm UTC

You've got a mouth like a razor-blade.
It cuts so deep.
So kiss my wrists, my neck and give me eternal sleep.

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MissAnna
posted a quote
November 13, 2013 10:21pm UTC

does she take
care of you? i could easily fill her x x x x x
shoes.

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MissAnna
posted a quote
November 14, 2013 4:35pm UTC

this is how it starts.
take your shoes off [ in the back of my van ]
x||||||||||||| and my shirt looks so good when it's hanging »
OFF YOUR BACK.

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MissAnna
posted a quote
November 13, 2013 10:26pm UTC

H E ' S G O T A [ G I R L F R I E N D ]
anyway.

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Steve
posted a quote
November 14, 2013 11:39am UTC

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

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Steve
posted a quote
November 14, 2013 11:45am UTC

Did you hear about the bomb in the cheese factory?
De Brie went everywhere

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kristabff
posted a quote
November 13, 2013 7:29pm UTC

Today in science
we got a worksheet and the title of it was "The Bare Essentials of Polarity" and it was about atoms and stuff but it was put into a comic with polar bears and so I crossed out "Bare" and put "Bear" and I showed my science teacher and he did not laugh at all

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isitonlyme
posted a quote
November 8, 2013 5:53pm UTC

My Thoughts At School
Me: dont touch me im beyonce
Me: how would people react if i started to sing that song from the lion king
Me: the one thats like BAASOWENYAAMAMABEATSEBABAH
Me: maybe if i hit my head hard enough on my desk ill die
Me: Step on the back of my shoe one more time in this hallway and I will cut you
Me: I don't like you.
Me: hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, double hate, loathe entirely.
Me: I should just become homeschooled..
Me: my locker isnt opening..
Me: CALL THE POLICE
Me: CALL OBAMA
Me: MY LOCKER IS NOT OPENING, I REPEAT NOT OPENING
Me: What if i dont get to my class on time, and get a bad grade, and dont graduate, and dont have a family, and become homeless..
Me: oh, wrong locker.
Me: ok time for math.
Me: ewwww.. a substitute.
Me: are you assigning more homework really
Me: do you not understand i have an unpopular blog to run
Me: you are a theif of joy
Me: i cant wait to go home and complain about you all
Me: omg i bet im missing so much on the internet right now
Me: i can almost taste the internet
Me: im hungry
Me: do I say hi to you too
Me: or do I just awkwardly smile
Me: too late, awkward smile it is
Me: dear lord, please move out of my way
Me: Its like youre begging me to hate you all.
Me: OH MY GOD CAN YOU PLEASE JUST MOVE
Me: theres too many people on this earth
Me: we need a new plauge
Me: why is this kid talking to me
Me: just do the jenna marbles face..
Me: thats right..just walk away...
posted this a year ago, so i added more and reposted :)

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Lmirela589
posted a quote
November 8, 2013 5:55pm UTC

We want different things
and yet,
we have many things in common.

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isitonlyme
posted a quote
November 8, 2013 5:55pm UTC

me in my head: GET OUT OF MY WAY, PEASANTS. ONE FABULOUS B/TCH IS COMIN THROUGH.
me in real life: *awkwardly dodges people people and trips into hall*

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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
posted a quote
November 8, 2013 5:56pm UTC

Me: I FOUND MY MIDDLE NAME
Guy In Class: Did you find it on the toil- WAIT NO THAT CAME OUT WRONG. DID YOU FIND YOUR MIDDLE NAME ON THE ISLAND OF LOST TOYS?
Teacher: Did that sound like what I think he said?
Me: What did you think it sounded like?
Teacher: It sounded like he said "Did you find your middle name on the toilet on the island of lost boys?"
Me: *Laughing so hard I can not breathe*

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
November 8, 2013 5:58pm UTC

wittyxxgirlxx format don't remove
McDonalds actually does serve breakfast
past 10:30 if you bring a gun

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