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  1. Silk Silk
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2013 8:28pm UTC
    Love many things, for therein lies the true strength, and whosoever loves much preforms much, and can acomplish much, and what is done in love is done well.
    -Vincent Van Gogh

  2. Hamida* Hamida*
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2013 8:40pm UTC
    OMG EVERYTIME I LAUGH I LAUGH SOOOOOO LOUD AND TYEN EVERYONE IN THE HOSE JUST STARES AT ME LIKE IM A FREAK EN I GO. "WHAT U DO ACCEPT ME FOR WHO I AM OR SOMETHI" LOOOOL
    Those people include.
    My others, my cat, my imaginary friend named ophin or whatever his name is, and ,y mom. Rrrrrrrr

  3. CatchYourPandas CatchYourPandas
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2013 7:53pm UTC
    things i like:
    boys with long hair
    boys with short hair
    boys with hair
    boys
    pizza

  4. DawnRaven DawnRaven
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2013 8:36pm UTC
    I love it when my mom makes jealous comments on how 'teeny tiny' I am. It makes me feel skinny.

  5. iLL-Legal Alien👽* iLL-Legal Alien👽*
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2013 8:37pm UTC
    That girl..
    Has trust issues? Well, she's been lied to & made to believe she isn't worth the truth.
    That girl has jealousy issues? Well, she's been told other girls were just friends & had to find out they were more than that.
    That girl has an attitude problem? Well, she's been abused & had to put make-up on her bruises to hide them.
    That girl has emotional problems? Well, she's been used for s/ex & left alone to feel like a fool for catching feelings.
    That girl is selfish? Well, she's given so much of herself just to end up with nothing in the end.
    That girl is a b/tch? Well, she was a nice girl & what she got in return was her kindness being taken advantage of.
    So before you think of a girl in a certain way, know that there is a reason why she is, the way she is.

  6. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2013 7:53pm UTC
    Dear you,
    Today, you told me you found the girl you're going to marry. Today, I realized that any fantasy of you ever loving me back is absurd and childish. Today, my heart clenched, and my stomach churned, and, for a minute, I forgot how to breathe. Today, I realized that we've both changed, and so has our relationship; and we can never go back to what we once were. I am happy for you, I wasn't lying when I said that. I want you to be happy, and she's a lucky girl; I'm happy for you, really. I know that one day, there will no longer be a we, just a you and a me, but even after that, I will always be happy for you. I will always be grateful that you were in my life—even if it was never meant to be for forever.
    Love,
    me

  7. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2013 8:01pm UTC
    December 4, 2013—
    the day I got into my dream college.

  8. fool's gold* fool's gold*
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2013 7:32pm UTC
    and I told you to be patient, and
    I told you to be fine, and I told you to be
    balanced, and I told you to be kind ♥

  9. *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2013 8:04pm UTC
    Sister: *trying to cook bacon* No oils or nothing in the pan?
    Me: No oils, no nothing.
    Sister: Okay. Wait, why isn't it sizzling?
    Me: I don't know.
    Sister: OH I forgot to turn it on!
    Me: *facepalm*

  10. Ninja918 Ninja918
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2013 8:25pm UTC
    Sometimes I feel useless, but then I
    remember I breathe out carbon
    dioxide for plants.

  11. ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ* ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ*
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2013 8:27pm UTC
    # C O N F U S E D toaligntextproperlytoaligntextproperytoaligntextproperly

  12. Silk Silk
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2013 8:30pm UTC
    I feel that there is nothing more truly artistic than loving people.

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    posted a quote
    December 4, 2013 8:32pm UTC
    american voice: hairy padder
    british voice: ‘arry pouhta
    australian voice: hay putta
    filipino voice: hari paterr
    canadian voice: hairee pawterr
    arab voice: heerry bootar
    malfoy voice: POTTER!
    dumbledore voice: HARRY DIDJA PUT YA NAME IN DA GOBLET OF FIYAH

  14. Ethanol Ethanol
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    December 3, 2013 11:35am UTC
    IF INTERNET EXPLORER IS BRAVE ENOUGH TO ASK YOU TO BE YOUR DEFAULT BROWSER, YOU'RE BRAVE ENOUGH TO ASK THAT GUY OUT.


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  20. Ethanol Ethanol
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    December 4, 2013 4:28am UTC
    plot twist: witty is overpopulated.

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