Yasmineisthebest's Favorites

nicole🌹*
posted a quote
March 23, 2015 4:12pm UTC

i think it's so neat that everyone develops
their own unique handwriting
even though we're all taught
to write our letters the same
way really it's so cool

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 44 points

McDreamer*
posted a quote
March 24, 2015 3:52pm UTC

D o n' t s e t y o u r s e l f
ON FIRE
t o k e e p o t h e r s w a r m
* * * *

👍 this is good · read the comments · 50 points

Yasmineisthebest
posted a quote
May 11, 2014 7:02pm UTC

My friend once told me I had a nice back o.O How can a back be prettier than another?

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 3 points

✨Clueless✨*
posted a quote
May 10, 2014 11:03pm UTC

"I’m afraid so… you’re mad. Bonkers. Off your head… but I’ll tell you a secret… all of the best people are."

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 3 points

*mysterious.mah*
posted a quote
May 11, 2014 7:00pm UTC

That weird moment when someone you barely know ends up in your dream.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 13 points

*crybaby*

posted a quote
April 6, 2014 7:50am UTC

One of the kids in my class was born on April Fool's and his dad missed his birth because
when his mum called to say she was in labour he laughed and hung up on her

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 65 points

Yasmineisthebest
posted a quote
May 11, 2014 6:54pm UTC

Random guy: Whats your favourite type of machine at the gym?
Me: the vending machine

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 25 points

ChocoTaco
posted a quote
May 18, 2013 7:46pm UTC

"A bird sitting on a tree
Is never afraid of the branch breaking
because her trust is not on the branch
But on its own wings"
>>Always believe in yourself<<

👍 this is good · read the comments · 526 points

ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 2:58pm UTC

Honestly,,
some of the sexiest things about a guy
is the way his voice sounds when he’s tired,
the smirk of satisfactory he gets on his face
when he knows he’s done something good,
and the protective instincts he has
when it comes to his girl.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 572 points

glitter162*
posted a quote
May 15, 2013 7:20pm UTC

It's funny how if you get an A
on a test, your grade goes up like 2 percent, but if you get an F on a test, your grade goes down like the Titanic.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 586 points

ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 31, 2013 2:16pm UTC

making a joke
in front of a ton of people
and having them all crack up
is one if the most beautiful feelings
you’ll ever feel.
Don’t deny it.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 622 points

spence*
posted a quote
May 3, 2014 2:33pm UTC

when my family went to disney world we went on the haunted mansion ride and this actor dressed as a skeleton came up to our cart and got right in my three year old brothers face and whispered “are you scared?” and my brother kissed him on the nose and the guy laughed so hard he had to leave

👍 this is good · read the comments · 140 points

SuperNovaChic
posted a quote
May 5, 2014 1:05pm UTC

Person: You're blocking the view!
Me: I am the view. XD

👍 this is good · read the comments · 55 points

Forever Hers*
posted a quote
May 5, 2014 5:05am UTC

My brother told me a joke . I laughed to tears. He told me the same joke again, I laughed but not as hard . he kept repeating the joke and I stopped laughing . he said ' if you can't laugh at the same joke over and over again , why do you keep crying over the same person over and over again ?? '

👍 this is good · read the comments · 80 points

*crybaby*

posted a quote
May 10, 2014 10:20pm UTC

Guys be like "don't wear leggings if you don't got no àss" and I see you bìtches
walking around in muscle shirts without any muscles so pipe the fūck down

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 56 points

*crybaby*

posted a quote
May 11, 2014 1:37am UTC

things not to show in school
-weakness
-emotion
-a pack of gum

👍 this is good · read the comments · 97 points

kristabff
posted a quote
April 24, 2013 4:10pm UTC

I have this really unnatractive
thing on my head called my face

👍 this is good · read the comments · 536 points

spence*
posted a quote
March 17, 2014 2:00pm UTC

People get so caught up on one small thing they don't like, like their nose or thighs or tummy or something.
Things like egg and baking powder go into a cake and those things are gross alone but the cake is pretty damn delicious

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 109 points

yourcool
posted a quote
March 10, 2014 1:32am UTC

someone, someday is going to say
"i have to go to the moon" in a bored, defeated tone

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 99 points

*crybaby*

posted a quote
March 4, 2014 3:02am UTC

My dad when he sees I'm reading Looking for Alaska
Dad: i dont want to spoil anything but its just a little left of Canada

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 111 points

Witty Profiles

Yasmineisthebest