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  1. soliderbear4 soliderbear4
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 9:14pm UTC
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  2. HakunaaMatata HakunaaMatata
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 4:19pm UTC
    I WONDER whAT
    The guy
    I'm going to marry
    Is doing
    right now.
    nmf

  3. XxMaggieexX XxMaggieexX
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    Watching raindrops on a window,
    & pretending they're racing ♥

  4. AwkwardPenguin01 AwkwardPenguin01
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 6:53pm UTC
    ....................................................................
    Reasons I pass out paper for teachers;
    5% to be helpful.
    30% to walk around & talk to friends.
    65% to see everyone else's grades.
    ....................................................................

  5. prplesockerninja22 prplesockerninja22
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 5:05pm UTC
    Did you know?
    The ocean gets its saltiness from the tears of misunderstood sharks who just want to cuddle.
    nmf

  6. SportsLover004 SportsLover004
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 3:28pm UTC
    I woNder if anyone has ever walked past me and gone;
    'wow she's beautiful'

    format by sandrasaurus

  7. smashie39 smashie39
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 4:32pm UTC
    I think all radio stations get together and say,
    "Okay, we will play an amazing song at the same time,
    awful song at the same time and then
    we will all have commercials at the same time.
    Everyone got it ?"

  8. shooting_stars shooting_stars
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 8:32pm UTC
    Number of people that find me attractive:
    -1
    Number of people that find my best friend attractive:
    549342

  9. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 3:11pm UTC
    Me: I'll turn my iPod on shuffle!
    Me: No.
    Me: No.
    Me: No.
    Me: No.
    Me: No.
    Me: No.
    Me: No.
    Me: No.
    Me: No.
    Me: No.
    Me: No.
    Me: No.
    Me: No.
    Me: No.
    Me: No.
    Me: Yes.

  10. dolphinz00 dolphinz00
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 9:30am UTC
    we all have
    that one
    skinny friend
    that eates more
    [than an elephant]

  11. NeverForgetYourBeauty NeverForgetYourBeauty
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 10:22am UTC
    We all have that friend
    who always gets the guy
    who always looks pretty
    who always gets good grades
    who always has someone to text
    who always has someone crushing on her
    who outshines you


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. TayaElizabeth16 TayaElizabeth16
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    The phrase, " Don't be afraid' is in the Bible 365 times.
    That's a daily reminder from God to live, every day,
    fearless.♥

  14. livin_life_young_and_in_love livin_life_young_and_in_love
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 8:22pm UTC
    x
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    Free Hugs.

  15. mick mick
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 8:43am UTC
    There's always the one beautiful girl, who doesn't have a boyfriend, and you can't understand why.

  16. katniss123 katniss123
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 11:32am UTC
    " Quick, everyone act natural! "
    *Everyone strikes the most un-natural pose ever*
    Just me???


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. MaeMae103 MaeMae103
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 8:40pm UTC
    Admit it,
    You walk past a beautiful girl at school and think why can't I be that pretty. You walk past good looking guys and think why can't he be my boyfirend? You walk past a cute couple and thinking i'm not perfect enough to be in that relationship. You walk past a huge house and think why can't I be rich?
    You walk past a mirror thinking,why did I have to be me?
    You not alone.

  19. _to_the_kids_who _to_the_kids_who
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 12:50pm UTC
    Here's to the kids who
    haven't had their first kiss yet.
    /♥/

  20. HannahKennison HannahKennison
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 6:56pm UTC
    today a 6 year old boy saw me crying.
    he ran up gave me a GIANT hug
    & said
    "im sorry my entire gender sucks"
    and walked away
    <3

:)

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