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*crybaby*
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March 4, 2014 3:02am UTC

My dad when he sees I'm reading Looking for Alaska
Dad: i dont want to spoil anything but its just a little left of Canada

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happiest*
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July 26, 2013 3:00pm UTC

If zombies ever attack just go to Costco… they have concrete walls… years of foods and supplies… and best of all the zombies can’t get in without a Costco membership card

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*Elena;~ ♥*
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July 26, 2013 12:47pm UTC

It started out with a click how did it end up like this
(It was only a click, it was only a click)

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dolph*
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July 26, 2013 12:39pm UTC

when i have a kid my only argument will be 'shut up you're like 12'

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ChocoTaco
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July 26, 2013 6:18pm UTC

I love being home alone
Because I feel like I have so much more freedom.
But in reality all I do differently is listen to music without headphones on.

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Bec*
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July 8, 2013 8:58pm UTC

Someone should make clear popcorn bags so we can watch it pop and make sure it never burns.
nmq

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Bec*
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July 12, 2013 12:53am UTC

touch me!
DON'T TOUCH THE BUTTON.

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Bec*
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June 20, 2013 4:41am UTC

*AGGRESSIVELY TRIES TO SING LEAD VOCALS AND BACK UP VOCALS AT THE SAME TIME*

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Bec*
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June 20, 2013 4:47am UTC

You're cute, whats your face html.

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Hale_Storm18
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April 24, 2013 2:56pm UTC

I hate when I become conciously aware of the fact that I'm breathing
because then I start breathing too fast and I'm like, "Better slow it down. Youre breathing too much." and then I'm like, "Woah there, don't forget to breathe." and everything becomes complicated.

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lovecrazy
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April 23, 2013 7:21pm UTC

I don't always fantasize about punching people,
but when I do they're usually from Witty.

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kristabff
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April 24, 2013 4:10pm UTC

I have this really unnatractive
thing on my head called my face

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KaterinaHoran
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April 24, 2013 9:34am UTC

Things we say in school :
-I'm tired
-I'm cold
-I don't get it
-I'm hungry
-What time is it?
-I want to go home.

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Soccerfata
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April 23, 2013 10:42pm UTC

Mom: Can I use your computer?
Me: Sure.
Me: *Deletes History*
Me: *Logs out of every website*
Me: *Double checks deleted History*
Me: *Closes Chrome*
Me: *Opens Internet Explorer*
Me: Here you go. *stands over her shoulder the entire time.*

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Hale_Storm18
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April 23, 2013 7:26pm UTC

If we all went to school together, I'd get punched in the face
by at least 93% of you.

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Rajsonkar
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April 23, 2013 10:18pm UTC

CAN YOU RELATEI hate it when i understand something AFTER the testformat credit rajsonkar

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ChocoTaco
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April 23, 2013 7:16pm UTC

Me: I'm gonna get major things done today!
Me: I'm gonna come home from school and study really hard.
Me: Then I'll exercise a bit after that.
Me: Oh yeah, I want to get ahead on that English project too!
Me: I should also wan—
Witty Profiles: Nope.

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SalemSoto
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April 4, 2013 1:08pm UTC

Askhole
A person who constantly ask for you're advice .
yet , always does the opposite of what you told them .

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Bec*
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April 20, 2013 4:39am UTC

Mum: Hey can I borrow your lapt-
Me: *swallows laptop*
Mum:
Me:
Mum:
Me: what laptop

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Bec*
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April 20, 2013 4:44am UTC

Where do you get the cheat code for being cute.

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