roseth0rn posted a quote
January 26, 2013 6:34pm UTC
Me & My friend Tommy talking. Me: It must sucks when your best friend dates your ex that broke up with you on your birthday. Tommy: It's okay, I like someone else. Me: Really? Who? Him: *whispers* Ice Cream. Don't tell her. She's already dating Milkshake. I think he's a wittian.
SomeRandomDude posted a quote
January 25, 2013 6:42pm UTC
If someone came up to you and handed you a book, and you started reading it and realized it was a book about your entire life, would you read it until the end? NMQ
sarahmarlowXxx posted a quote
January 25, 2013 5:56pm UTC
Ok so this happened today in English *snowing* Teacher: *starts crying* Class: what's up? Teacher: I literally cannot believe you are all finding the snow more interesting than me *starts sobbing*