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  1. The_epical_one The_epical_one
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 3:22pm UTC
    Random things to do
    (20
    Go to McDonalds and ask for diet water,
    when you get it spit it out and shout,
    "I SAID DIET!"
    NMF

  2. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 3:54pm UTC
    just remember, if we get caught;
    you are deaf and i don't speak english.

  3. beyourself03 beyourself03
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    If a boy is good with kids....
    He's a keeper

  4. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 9:24pm UTC
    97% of My childhood...
    ABC
    123
    My Momma take care of me
    My daddy sings Do re mi
    My grandma says
    Oh ah I want a piece of pie
    Pie to sweet I want a piece of meat
    Meat too red I want to go to bed
    Bed unmade I want some lemonade
    lemonade to sour I want to take a shower
    Shower too cool I want to go to school
    School too dumb I want to suck my thumb
    Thumb to dirty I want to fly a birdy
    Birdy too fat and that's the end of that.
    So close your eyes and count to ten,
    If you mess up start all over again!

  5. pez_candy44 pez_candy44
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 10:12pm UTC
    I want to do a survey.
    Fave if you support Gay Marriage
    Comment if you don't, and why.

  6. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 9:58am UTC
    Admit
    it...
    when you shut the lights off in the basement, you get out of there...fast.
    wonderstruck layouts
    nmf.nmq
    tumblr

  7. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 4:33pm UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #870
    When your profile
    picture is with your best
    friend and everyone
    comments on how good
    she looks.
    tumblr

  8. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 6:18pm UTC
    Patrick: i love you
    Squidward: i hate you all

  9. mgarcia503 mgarcia503
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 1:33pm UTC
    * Sad song comes on the radio
    Looks out window as if it were a music video
    nmf,

  10. _to_the_kids_who _to_the_kids_who
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 12:23am UTC
    Here's to the kids who
    think it's cute when a guy is good with kids(:

  11. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 1:28pm UTC
    That Moment
    when you realized that you are being replaced
    Format Credit: Breeze / USMarineCorps2013

  12. Sunny1703 Sunny1703
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 11:15pm UTC
    I'm starting to become afraid of nighttime,
    Because it's when all my thoughts catch up with me & I just become so afraid of everything.
    And then before you know it I'm crying so hard I can't even breathe & I'm having some sort of an anxiety attack & I feel like I'm going to throw up & then just to stop me from thinking, I have to cut.
    I need to stop thinking.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. sunnynicky sunnynicky
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 12:05am UTC
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    My dentist told me once
    that letting go is like pulling a tooth. When it was pulled out, you’re relieved, but how many times does your tongue run itself over the spot where the tooth once was? Probably a hundred times a day. Just because it was not hurting you doesn’t mean you did not notice it. It leaves a gap and sometimes you see yourself missing it terribly. It’s going to take a while, but it takes time. Should you have kept the tooth? No, because it was causing you so much pain. Therefore, move on and let go.
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    Format by twilightgirl995

  15. standstill_lookpretty standstill_lookpretty
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 7:30pm UTC
    simple troll:
    freeze mentos in ice cubes,
    serve time bomb soda

  16. diamondgrl404 diamondgrl404
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 1:09am UTC
    If only you could
    delete feelings
    the same way you
    delete text messages.

  17. dukey95 dukey95
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 8:58pm UTC
    You Got It Dude!
    [♥] If you know what this is from

  18. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 2:14pm UTC
    Do you ever feel like
    People don't like you as much as you like them?

  19. BubblyGirl22 BubblyGirl22
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 8:07pm UTC
    WHAT TEAM?!?!
    WILDCATS.
    WHAT TEAM?!?!
    WILDCATS.
    anyone else remember that?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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