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xomiissyyxo
posted a quote
January 26, 2011 7:07pm UTC

my teacher pointed at me with his ruler & said
" at the end of this ruler is an idiot!"
i got detention after i asked him which end he was referring too
notmine

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rachelinaballerina98
posted a quote
August 12, 2011 9:35pm UTC

Today;
(please read, long but worth reading)
Today, I saw an old man sitting by himself in the movies... my friend and i just kept staring because he was hooked up to a breathing tool but he was smiling and laughing at the movie the smurfs... when he finnally relized we were staring at him he turned to us and said,"It's okay to stare, i know you don't see this everyday. You see when i had children a long time ago this was there favorite show, i used to watch it with them every saturday morning. it was great. Untill one day my beautiful wife Celia and my three children got into a car accident and died. i never got to say good-bye. so, when i heard of this movie from my niece, i needed to see it. You see i may be an old dinosaur but i still have a huge heart."... please favorite for that old man with a heart of gold.♥

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xoxoMAKxoxo
posted a quote
September 27, 2009 9:22pm UTC

Me and my little five year old cousin were walking in the park
When I bumped into him. We started talking.
My little cousin looked up at him and asked, "Are you in love with her?"
I blushed furiously, apologizing for her behavior.
He said to me, "Don't worry. It's ok." Then he knelt down and looked at my cousin.
"Haha no," he said. "She's just an amazing friend."
Then he got up and walked away .
Before I could scold her, my cousin looked up at me, smiled, and said,
"He lied."
Favorite<33

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Goldielocks11
posted a quote
June 21, 2010 1:35pm UTC

I swear he's cute, hold on . . .
LET ME FIND A BETTER PICTURE

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beautyinabox
posted a quote
December 28, 2010 1:08pm UTC

Favorite if you've ever had a,
Neopets, Club Penguin, Webkinz, Stardoll, Millsberry, or Tamagotchi.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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hiddenshadows
posted a quote
May 1, 2010 12:23am UTC

Creepy?
Have a history teacher try to explain this to you.
Abraham Lincoln was elected in Congress in
1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected in Congress in
1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected president in
1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected president in
1960.
The names Lincoln and Kennedy
both have seven letters.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the white house.
Both presidents were shot on a friday.
Both
presidents were shot in the head.
Lincoln's secretary was named
Kennedy.
Can you guess yet?
Kennedy's secretary was named
Lincoln.
Both were assisnated by Southerners,
both were succeeded by Southerners,
Both successors were named Johnson.
Lincoln's successor was born in
1808.
Kennedy's successor was born in
1908.
Lincoln's assinator was born in 1839,
While Kennedy's was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by
three names.
Both names are composed of
15 letters.
It gets better;
Lincoln was shot in a theatre named Kennedy;
Kennedy was shot in a car named 'Lincoln'.
Booth ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse.
Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre.
& here's the best part:
A week before Lincoln's assissnation, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy's assissnation, he was with
Marilyn Monroe.

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HeHasMyHeartt
posted a quote
May 22, 2010 9:38am UTC

When I was in 3rd grade
A boy came up to me and asked if he could borrow a pencil.
We became best friends, but he moved away in sixth grade.
There I was, studying in the library in college.
when a guy whispered, "Can I borrow a pencil?"
I looked up, and it was him. We've been dating ever since.

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kandykyra
posted a quote
February 24, 2011 8:04pm UTC

Long but worth while...i promise
Her name was Abby
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive
Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair
She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound
Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore
A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?
But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die
She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "
Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did
Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by
Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made
She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "
The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying
Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse
One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor
It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms
Press the <3 if your against Child ABUSE

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Ceira
posted a quote
July 2, 2010 3:05am UTC

When you were 12 years old, she warned you not to watch certain TV shows.
You thanked her by waiting until she left the house to watch them.
When you were 13, she suggested a haircut that was becoming.
You thanked her by telling her she had no taste.
When you were 14, she paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked her by forgetting to write a single letter.
When you were 15, she came home from work, expecting a hug.
You thanked her by having your bedroom door locked.
When you were 16, she taught you how to drive her car.
You thanked her by taking it every chance you could.
When you were 17, she was expecting an important call.
You thanked her by being on the phone all night.
When you were 18, she cried at your high school graduation.
You thanked her by staying out partying until dawn.
When you were 19, she paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags
You thanked her by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.
When you were 25, she helped to pay for your wedding, and she cried and told you how deeply she loved you.
You thanked her by moving halfway across the country.
When you were 50, she fell ill and needed you to take care of her.
You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to their children.
And then, one day, she quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.
Fave This, If Your mom means all the world to you <3

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MyEye6
posted a quote
January 9, 2010 6:37pm UTC

BOOKS
CUTE NOTES
RAIN
LONGNIGHTS
WARMTH
BIGSWEATERS
YUMMY
FOOD
INTERESTING
PEOPLE//
SUNRISES
FRIENDS
ALL THE SMALL THINGS
LAUGTER
CUTE GUYS
CREATIVITY
GOOD MOVIES
CHOC OLATE
I C E CREAM
{INSPIR --ATION}
HOB BIES
EXPLOR -ATION
WEEK ENDS
CA KE
LYRICS THAT
MEAN SOMETHING
»CARDS«
FORT UNES
GLAS -SES
CAN DLES
FRESH BAKED
GOOD JOKES
FRI} {ENDS
HAPPY ENDINGS
FEEL INGS
CATCHY //TUNES
GO OD
MU SIC
♥
HIS VOICE
SNOW DAYS
GUITARS
BUTTER
-FLIES
TEA
ACCEPTANCE
GAMES
SEASONS
MYTH
ART
STICKEY
NOTES
YOURSELF

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Amburr
posted a quote
October 17, 2010 6:50pm UTC

When I grow up,
I want a son first, then a daughter;
So my son would beat up any boy that makes my little girl cry.♥

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
January 19, 2012 9:31pm UTC

"please sign in to favourite this quote"
me: "uhh, when did I sign out? But okay then." *signs in*
"you're already signed in, silly!"
me: "eh?"

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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JetsGirlXx18xX
posted a quote
January 7, 2011 2:29pm UTC

♥ When I Told You I Was Sick
you cried
When I Got On The Plane To Have My Operation
you didn't say good bye.
I got lucky and got a donor heart
But When I Came Home
I Couldn't Find You
Finally I asked your mom
&& She Said With Tears In Her Eyes
"Where Do You Think You Got The Heart From ?"
♥

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xxBMTH4Everxx
posted a quote
October 12, 2010 8:56pm UTC

Today in my biology class we were talking about hurricane([ Katrina}.
My teacher asked this really slutty girl what some of the effects
of the hurricane were, and she replied, "well everything got all wet and dirty."
Suddenly the quietest guy in class looks up and goes,
"Kate, no one asked about your weekend."
MILA.

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xBeautifulDngerx
posted a quote
April 30, 2010 12:09pm UTC

A Guy Had A Crush On
This Girl
He followed her wherever she went.
One day the girl noticed and asked the guy.
Girl: Why do you keep following me?
Boy: Because you're so pretty and I think I'm falling in love with you.
Girl: Really? But you haven't met my friend yet. She's prettier then me and she's right behind you.
(The Boy Turns Around)
Boy: Are you making fun of me? There's no one behind me.
Girl: No, but if you really loved me, you wouldn't even bother to look back.
i saw this somewhere.. wanna make it pretty? go ahead.
-xBeautifulDngerx

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ohxhelloxthere
posted a quote
April 15, 2011 3:51pm UTC

-------------------------
The star of the football team
h a s a b l i n d d a d
who always comes to his games,
even though he can't see him play.
One day, the dad gets sick and dies
before the night of his son's big game.
The team is expecting him to slack off,
mourning the death of his father.
But he played the best game he EVER had,
making the winning touchdown
&+ many amazing plays.
The couch is amazed, so he asked,
"How did you play so well even after your father has passed?
The boy stares right at him, and says
"This is the first time he has ever seen me play."
♥
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Not mine. I just love it

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kara008
posted a quote
June 12, 2010 10:44am UTC

What is wrong with you?
How dare you make fun of someone for something they can't control?
She has acne. - Do you think she chose to have red spots all over her face?
Her nose is big. - Who cares? Is she supposed to get plastic surgery? Hmm?
She has crooked teeth. - I've never met someone who got braces just for fun.
She wears glasses. - Do you think people like being half-blind? They don't.
Her hair is frizzy. - Some people don't like frying their hair w/ a straightener.
She's not a size 0. - Oh, I'm sorry that some of us aren't afraid to eat cookies.
Imperfection is beautiful.

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hayl
posted a quote
January 20, 2012 6:29pm UTC

hurricane
CHAPTER ONE
It was evident that it was summer, the sun blazing down on my scalp, face and legs. June twenty-second. Finally here. I get to see Chase again. Whenever I talk with my friends about him, they always tell me that we were just a summer fling, that after summer, he goes back to Minnesota and dates another girl. But surely that isn’t true.
I walked, making my way to the oh-so-familiar Karr family condo. I hovered my hand over the doorbell, hesitant. I figured the doorbell would be a little too obnoxious. Maybe I should text him and tell him I’m here instead? Then he’d think I was being too shy. C’mon, Rayleigh. You can do this. On the count of three. One, two, two and a half...Three!
I gave two big knocks on the front door, and almost immediately, Chase opened it. “Ray!” he said. I then recognized his shaggy, dark brown hair and deep caramel eyes, and the woodsy smell of his cologne. He gave me a big hug, and led me inside.
The nervousness soon faded away from me. I plopped down on the couch, and Chase followed, putting his arm around me, and with the other hand, grabbing the remote and flicking on the TV.
“I really missed you,” I said, resting my head on his chest.
“I missed you too, Ray,” Chase said. I looked up at him, and kissed him. I could feel his lips curling up into a smile.
“Aww!” I heard someone sarcastically say. I looked, and realized who it was. Chase’s brother, Damon.
“Ugh. Hey Damon,” I said.
“Glad to see ya, Ray.” I shuddered when he called me that. “Welp, I’m heading out. See you Chase,” he said. “Oh, and see you, too.” He winked at me. I rolled my eyes.
“I’m sure your used to that by now.” Chase laughed uneasily. He watched the TV, the weather on. The forecast showed thunderstorms heading our way. “Eh, nothing to worry about,” he shrugged.

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