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posted a quote
July 31, 2012 10:56am UTC

I'm tired of Irish dancing being laughed at. I really am. It's beautiful. People don't appreciate as much as they should. It's like tap dancing on steriods. You try doing that for hours on end and tell me it's not hardwork.
*irish dancer forever*

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ThePerformer
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July 30, 2012 5:48pm UTC

He asked us: "Be you angels?"
And we said "Nay, we are but men ROCK!"
This is just a tribute.(:

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July 20, 2012 1:02pm UTC

I'm tired of everyone writing about people on Witty having hatred for others... And telling other people to kill themselves? That's wrong. That sickens me to my core... I'm honestly so disgusted with it... I think I'm gonna leave Witty because of it now.

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ThePerformer
posted a quote
July 6, 2012 3:32pm UTC

I was thinking...
Us Wittians should have a secret word that we all know so we can find each other in crowds (: Comment a word so we can take a vote (:
Who's with me?! :D

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posted a quote
July 4, 2012 1:14pm UTC

So, I saw fireworks last night...
And my cousin, Hayden, believed that aliens were being shot at...
Try explaining to a 4 yearold, hysterical that his friends
were being blown up, what fireworks were...
I had a tough night...

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posted a quote
July 4, 2012 12:59pm UTC

Conversation with me and my uncle:
Me: How would you feel if I just pet your face?
Uncle: Uhm... why the hell would you do that?
Me: It's a conversation starter. You'd ask me why I did that and then we'd be talking.
Uncle: ... Or it's an ender. I could just say an abrupt 'NO.' and walk away...
Me: Oh...
Uncle: Just be careful who you pet sweetie.

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ThePerformer
posted a quote
June 11, 2012 1:49pm UTC

Can you name 13 people off the top of your head?
1. Gina
2. Olivia
3. Alize
4. Emily
5. Ariel
6. Quinn
7. Jack
8. Cole
9. Teresa
10. Hanna
11. Megan
12. Marina
13. Kelsey
How did you meet number 10?
Academy
Have you ever seen #4 cry
NoWould 11 and 2 make a good couple?
If they both were lesbians, but not even then, NO.
Are you good friends with 13?
Yess.(:
Something about 1?
She went to Catholic school, otherwise she wouldve gone to elementary school with me(:
How did you meet number 12?
School
Whats 7's fav color?
Purple.
What would you do if 6 confessed that they like you?
Make fun of him because we're too good of friendss.
Whats the worst thing about 5?
She is mean to her mom when her mom is the sweetest lady ever.
Fact about 9?
She's my bestfriendd.(:
Would you ever live with 8?
We planned to... When we were bestfriends... Then we started dating... And we broke up because he said he didnt love me anymore. If I had the chance to live with him, then YES. I would.
Is 2 single
Nopee
Where does 7 live?
7 Gary rd. (:
What do you think about 2?
Via's my bestiee(:
Whos 11 going out with?
You never know with Megann
What do you think about 3 and 4?
They're absolute bestfriends and such great friends to me.(:

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posted a quote
June 11, 2012 1:40pm UTC

So, I don't really know why I'm doing this, but I figured I haven't in a LONG time. I'm gonna put in a quote. And no, I'm sorry, but it's not about One Direction. It's not about Jenna Marbles. It's not about a tv show, or a band, or a movie. I'm really sorry to disappoint everyone. Well, here it goes...
My bestfriend in the whole entire world is hurting right now. She tried committing suicide last week. I know what it's like to want to, trust me, I've tried. And my exboyfriend is the one who helped me through it. And now, I'm gonna be that one person to help her through it. She says she hears voices in her head that tell her to do those things. She says she doesnt know why she's doing it.
She randomly cries and has fits.
She's been diagnosed with Depression.
And this is my bestfriend. Does it hurt to know your bestfriend is hurting? Yes. Yes, it does. I feel like I'm carrying the weight of the world on my shoulders. And when I get home, I don't want to see quotes about One Direction or any of that, because in all honesty, they're just another boy band that you'll forget about in a year or so. So please, write about something other than that. For once, just say something about what you're thinking or write something inspirational for others. Or funny to brighten their day. Thank you to those of you who actually read this and didn't just skip over it.

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ThePerformer
posted a quote
May 19, 2012 9:29pm UTC

STEP ONE: Spell your name with songs.
S;afe and Sound - Taylor Swift
H;ow To Save a Life - The Fray
A;pologize - Timbaland
N;othing - The Script
N;o One - Alicia Keys
O;nly Exception - Paramore
N;ot Over You - Gavin Degraw
STEP TWO:
– Name: Shannon
– Nickname: Shanny
– Eye Color: Blue
– Hair Color: Blonde
STEP THREE:
-Shoes: Boots♥
-Your fear(s): SPIDERS.. Heights. AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON FEET.
-Your perfect pizza: CHEESE
STEP FOUR:
– Your best physical feature: Eyes
– Your bedtime: Depends really...
STEP FIVE:
This Or That…
– Pepsi or Coke? Coke. That isn't even a question.
--McDonald’s or Burger King? McDonald's.
– Cappuccino or coffee: Coffee
STEP SIX:
Do You…
– Sing: ALL THE TIME.
-- Dance: ALL THE TIME.
– Take a shower: Uhmmmm... of course?
-- Do you have a crush: Ehhh still not over my ex...
-- Want to go to college: Yes - Juliard. (:
– Like(d) high school: Academy, not Fermi.
– Want to get married: Mhmmmm(:
– Get motion sickness: Nope.
– Think you’re a health freak: No...
– Get along with your parents: Not at all...
STEP SEVEN:
In the past month…
– Gone to the mall: Today, actually.
– Eaten an entire box of Oreos: Nope
– Eaten Sushi: No. EW.
--Been on Stage: Todayy (:
– Gone skating: No :/
– Made homemade cookies: Yes ma'am.
– Gone Skinny dipping: Uhmm... no...
STEP EIGHT:
– Age you hope to be married: In my 20s
– Numbers of Children: 2. Boy: Carter, Girl: Via
-Describe Your Dream Wedding: A spring wedding with blooming flowers everywhere
STEP NINE:
Attractions
– Best eye color? Brown
-- Hair color? Dirty blonde
– Short hair or long hair? Sort of a surfer's cut.
– Height: Taller than me. Definitely.
STEP TEN:
– Number of people I could trust with my life: 8.
– Number of CDs that I own: About 25
– Number of tattoos: None
– Number of piercings: 4
Personal Quiz
Who were you with yesterday? My school, James, my sisters.
What woke you up this morning? My annoying sister
Is tomorrow going to be a good day? It's rehearsal... It's gotta be.

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ThePerformer
posted a quote
February 26, 2012 5:48pm UTC

kissing test♥
1.hold you breath
2.click add a quote
3.copy and past this quote
4.good now if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser

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ThePerformer
posted a quote
February 8, 2012 3:49pm UTC

I have screwed up 69% of my teenage life
[x] Kissed someone before dating
[] Gotten a phone taken away at school
[x] Gotten caught chewing gum
[] Gotten caught cheating on a test
Total so far: 2
[x] Arrived late to class more than 5 times
[x] Didn't do homework over 5 times
[x] Turned at least 2 projects in late
[x] Missed school just because you felt like it
[]Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
Total so far: 4
[x] Got your mom, dad, sister etc to get you out of school
[x] Texted people during class
[x] Passed notes
[x] Threw stuff across the room
[x] Laughed at the teacher
Total so far: 5
[x] Took pictures during school hours
[x] Called someone during school hours
[x] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
Total so far: 3
[] Threw something at the teacher
[x] Went outside the classroom without permission
[x] Broke the dress code
[] Failed a class
[x] Ate food during class
Total so far: 3
[] Been called the worst student
[] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly
[x] Didn't take your stuff to school
[x] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
Total so far: 2
[] Faked your parents signature
[x] Slept in class
[x] Cursed at a teacher behind their back
[x] Copied homework
[] Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal/dean
[x] Thrown food in the lunch room
Total so far: 4
*add and multiply your score by 3*

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ThePerformer
posted a quote
February 4, 2012 8:20pm UTC

Awesome story bro.
...When you stop lying?

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posted a quote
January 23, 2012 8:39pm UTC

I don't want this whole world, no, the sun, the moon, and all their lights. I just wanna be the only girl you love all your life.

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ThePerformer
posted a quote
January 23, 2012 8:26pm UTC

If you're a bird...
I'm a bird...

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posted a quote
January 23, 2012 7:04pm UTC

Girl: I love you. - Boy: Yeah I know everyone does! ... ... ... ... ... -Girl: Really? - Boy: Yeah...everyone of my friends that are girls tell me that everyday. - Girl: Oh...but am I only your friend? - Boy: No...you're my girlfriend...why? - Girl: So when I say I love you I really do mean it. - Boy: Yeah I know you do mean it...its just that you dont need to tell me that you love me anymore cuz I know you love me since the day we been together and i love you more each and everyday. - Girl: ...... - Boy: So wanna go somewhere tonight for our 7th anniversary? - Girl: Yeah...where? - Boy: I dont know...maybe movie then dinner? -Girl: Ok. - Boy: Ill pick you up after I get off and get ready ok? - Girl: Ok. What time do you get off? - Boy: In 2 hours and then I gotta go home and yeah get ready which takes about 15-20 mintues... -Girl: hey...I thought you didnt have work today... - Boy: One of my co-workers called in sick. - Girl: Oh okay! So ill see you around 7:30 then? - Boy: Yeah! and babe? - Girl: Yeah? - Boy: I love you. - Girl: I love you too! - Boy: Ok my manager is like looking at me so yeah.... i gotta go. - Girl: Ok bye. - Boy: Bye. **************************** 2 hours later... The guy drives to his girlfriends house and walks up to the door and rings bell. - Girl: Hey! (gives a kiss to her boyfriend) - Boy: Wassup...you ready? - Girl: Um...wait...let me get my bag and we can go ok? - Boy: Ok. They both watched a movie and ate dinner...once they were done eating they head back to the car but before she got into the car... - Boy: Wait! Can I blind fold you? - Girl: Why??! - Boy: Its a suprise. - Girl: What kind of suprise? - Boy: A big one. - Girl: Okay but only if you promise me that you will hold my hand while we're driving. - Boy: I promise. - Girl: Ok blind fold me... So they drove off...........and then they stoped. - Boy: Ok we're here! -Girl: Where? - Boy: Wait let me walk you to the place! - Girl: What place? - Boy: Somewhere! (and gives a kiss to her on the lips) - Girl: Baby!... The boy walks her to the place. - Boy: Ok...let me take the blind fold off. - Girl: Where are we? He takes it off her and she opens her eyes and sees the view of the city and at that same spot...that's where he first asked her to be his girlfriend.... - Girl: Omg...(tears come down) - Boy: Why are you crying? - Girl: This is where you first asked me out... - Boy: What are you doing the rest of your life? (he asked on his knees and after he says that...behind him...in the air it says "Will you marry me?" in fireworks) - Girl: (tears come down faster) - Boy: I wasnt at work when you called me...I was planning this whole thing! - Girl: Get up! - Boy: Yeah? - Girl: (kisses him) - Boy: Is that a yes or a no? - Girl: Yes. If you don't repost this you will have the loneliest life! BUT! If you do repost this, you will have a relationship that will last as long as you want it to! You have 3 mintues to repost this

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ThePerformer
posted a quote
January 23, 2012 5:45pm UTC

You may be gorgeous,
but that doesn't mean you're a beautiful person.

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ThePerformer
posted a quote
January 23, 2012 7:02am UTC

So many times you've lied and so many times I've cried. But why can't I say goodbye?...

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ThePerformer
posted a quote
January 22, 2012 8:59pm UTC

I just want a guy
who will play with my hair,
sing to me no matter how bad he sucks,
and will kiss me in the rain.
Is that too much to ask?

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ThePerformer
posted a quote
January 22, 2012 2:13pm UTC

Cuz even the Stars, they burn. Some even fall to the Earth. And we've got a lot to learn, but I'm still looking up. No I won't give up.

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ThePerformer
posted a quote
January 22, 2012 1:28pm UTC

If you can't handle me at my worst, what makes you think you deserve me at my best?

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