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writtenrain*
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July 26, 2012 5:30pm UTC

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Travis Allred*
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July 25, 2012 11:03pm UTC

Dear Music,
I will never be able to thank you enough for always being there for me.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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forever_mine_123
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July 29, 2012 9:10pm UTC

Girl: I love One Direction !
Me: What songs do you know ?
Girl: What Makes You Beautiful .
Me: *I'm not surprised..*
Me: What other artists do you like ?
Girl: I'm Demi Lovato's biggest fan !
Me: Ooooh! What songs do you know by her ?
Girl: Give Your Heart a Break and Skyscraper.
Me: You should leave unless you wanna get hurt.. -__-

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BaileyGirl
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July 29, 2012 6:46pm UTC

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So i was at an amusement park a couple weeks ago. I was in line for a rollar coaster and everyone on it were kids about 13-15. The kids at the front yelled "shark bait" and the rest of the people yelled "hoo haha" . & On the Merry Go Round the same kids were yelling "What team?" and everyone else would yell "WILDCATS!"
....coolest.kids.ever.
nmf/ my quote
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fuckyeahquotes
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July 6, 2010 4:29pm UTC

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Little Wolf*
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July 21, 2010 9:32pm UTC

Only ninjas can read this quote.
Congratulations. If you're reading this, you're a ninja.
To prove your dedication to the ninja society, please
favourite this quote, and let the non-ninjas wonder as
to why this has so many favourites. NINJAS RULE

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foreverxtogether
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July 12, 2010 11:09am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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andreapicii
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July 18, 2012 5:22pm UTC

I WAS HUNGRY SO I BOUGHT SOME ANIMAL CRACKERS AT TARGET.
Cashier guy: Ok that will be 1.39
Me: Uh can I get a bag too please?
Cashier guy: *Gives me a weird look but hands me a small bag*
Me: Thank you I think people might look at me funny if they see me walking around the mall with animal crackers you know
Cashier guy: What just be like "YEAH I LIKE ANIMAL CRACKERS AND WHAT"
Cashier guy (As I'm leaving): DON'T LET THE HATERS BRING YOU DOWN YOU EAT THOSE ANIMAL CRACKERS GIRL!
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lovelyandtheworld13
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July 29, 2012 2:38pm UTC

If I were a musical artist, my first album would be self-titled (of course).
But I would make my second album called 'TheSelf-Titled One'.
That way, when smeone asks, "Which album is that song on?"
And they'd say, "The Self-Titled One.", the confusion would lead to
a good number of people accidentally buying the wrong one and having
to buy the other. The third one would be called 'The Second Album'
and the fourth would be called 'All Of Them'
leading to instant platinums and cash in the bank.
bam. take that economy.

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barneythebigpurpledino
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July 30, 2012 2:28pm UTC

"The power in a relationship lies with whoever cares less."
Sad but true.

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AustinH
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July 23, 2012 10:06pm UTC

Friends are like penguins.
If you stab them in the head they die.

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theWalrus
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July 23, 2012 6:44pm UTC

I'm a teenage girl.
My BFF Becky texts and says she's kissed Johnny.
And that's a problem because I like Johnny.
Now I'm emotionally compromised.
I'm all OMG Becky's not even hot!

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littleleftofthemiddle
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July 23, 2012 6:53pm UTC

Dad: why are your eyes red?
Me: i smoke marajuana, dad
Dad: don't lie to me, you were crying because you have no friends

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peachyrays
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July 20, 2012 4:34pm UTC

10 REASONS TO OPPOSE GAY MARRIAGE.
1. Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay. Just like how hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3. Legalizing gay marriage will encourage all kinds of crazy behavior. People may want to marry their pets because animals hold a legal standing and can sign a marriage document.
4. Straight marriage has been around for hundreds of years and hasn't changed like many of the principles our country was founded on; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage is allowed. The sanctity of marriages like Kim Kardashians will be destroyed.
6. The only valid couples are ones that produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people should not allowed to be married because our orphanages and adoption centers aren't full yet and the world needs more children.
7. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, because straight parents only raise straight children.
8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed upon the whole country. That's why there's only one religion in America.
9. Children cannot succeed without both a male and female role model. That's why our society does not allow single parents to raise children.
10. Gay marriage will change the foundation of our society. We could never adapt to the new social norms. Just like how we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
~Thanks to everyone who actually reads it all the way through.~
nmq

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MissyStar1965
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July 20, 2012 6:05pm UTC

to do list:
1. Make vanilla ice cream. Put in mayo jar. Eat in public.
2. Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.
3. Wear shirt that says 'Life'. Hand out lemons in a street corner.
4. Get into a crowded elevator and say ' I bet you all are wondering why I have gathered you here today'.
5. Major in philosophy. Ask people WHY they want fries with that.
6. Run into a store. Ask what year it is. When someone answers, yell 'It worked!' and run out cheering.
7. Become a doctor. Change last name to Acula.
8. Change name to Simon. Speak in 3rd person.
9. Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say 'Help. A evil wizard and witch turned me into a parrot!' reaptedly.
10. Follow joggers around in your car blasting 'Eye of the Tiger' for encouragement.

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xRutty9078
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July 14, 2012 12:21pm UTC

I hate it when I’m singing a song and someone joins in,
And I’m like;
Please, this isn’t Glee.

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WonderfulLove
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July 15, 2012 11:00pm UTC

I don't care
HOW RUDE
someone is being to you.
You NEVER
EVER
tell them to
kill themself.

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hailstorm37
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July 13, 2012 7:29pm UTC

I play a song, no one likes it.
Two months later, they love it -_-

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