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theWalrus
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January 3, 2013 9:41pm UTC

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theWalrus
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January 3, 2013 4:37pm UTC

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happiest*
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January 3, 2013 1:47pm UTC

Psh & you guys laughed at me when I said
Shark-boy was hot…♥

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HarrisonMerlo
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December 8, 2012 6:49pm UTC

That awkward moment when
you get caught staring at an attractive person….

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yourcool
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December 6, 2012 6:47pm UTC

preschool: stick you behind a desk and tell you not to break anything.
middle/grade school: tell you it's a lot harder in high school.
high school: tell you it's a lot harder in college/university.
college/university: tell you it's harder in the "real world."
"real world" job: sit behind a desk and don't break anything.
preschool: the only education you'll need.

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sayheyilyx
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December 8, 2012 2:50pm UTC

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BravoSierra
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February 17, 2012 2:53pm UTC

Hold your cursor over this quote
if your name is Brianna.

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JakeBowden
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December 31, 2012 6:52pm UTC

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I wonder ,
What girls like more ?
Being called hot , or being called beautiful.

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
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January 1, 2013 3:23am UTC

Hmmmmmm...
NEED A SMILE?
Comment on this quote if you do, and i promise to write on every single person's profile a comment, a personalized comment that will make them smile.
I love making people smile is all :3
5 or 500 i will get around to every single one
♥ Justanotherwittyguy18 ♥

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tumblrposts
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December 30, 2012 11:24pm UTC

imagine shooting santa clause out of the sky
IM ALUGHING BECUASE ALL I CAN heAR HIM SHOUTInG IS “ho ho HOLY SHlT”

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horsechick818
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December 29, 2012 10:12pm UTC

School S/ut- "actually, im a virgin"
Quiet kid- "yeh, and so are my birth parents"
Day = Made

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YourMomLikesFood
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December 29, 2012 6:32pm UTC

I may not
be the prettiest,
the smartest,
the most athletic,
the funniest,
or the nicest, but...
Wait, I forgot where i was going with this....

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finding_nemo
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December 29, 2012 6:48pm UTC

*my brother's friend telling us what he got for christmas*
him: So I'm at my grandparent's and we're all sitting around opening presents.
him: I open mine from my mom.
him: She gave me hair jel
brother: But you have a shaved head
him: I know. So I tell my mom what am I suppose to use this on? My pubes?
me: You said this in front of your entire family?
him: Yeah.
This kid really has no filter.

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Little Wolf*
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December 30, 2012 2:15pm UTC

HELLO. I AM USING THE NEW RANDOM
FORMAT GENERATOR. HOW ABOUT A
ROUND OF APPALAUSE FOR STEVE
THE TIME AND EFFORT HE HAS PUT
IN FOR US WITTIANS. THANK YOU,
STEVE, FOR PUTTING UP WITH US.

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