and here we have my english teacher's favourite pun Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him ...(oh, man, this is so bad, it's good)... A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis
We hit the sky there goes the light, no more sun why's it always night When you can sleep then you can't dream,when you cant dream well what's life mean We feel a little pitty but dont empathize, older getting older watch a young man die A mother and a son and some one you no, smile at each other and realized you dont You dont no what happened to that kid you raised,or what happened to the father who swore he'd stay I didnt no cuz you didnt say, now momma feels guilt yeah momma feels pain When you were young you never thought you'd die, found out you could but to scared to try Looked in the mirror and you said good by, climbed to the roof to see if you could fly
Antigoddess* posted a quote
September 25, 2013 4:18pm UTC
My legs are dangling off the edge, The bottom of the bottle is my only friend, I think I'll slit my wrists again and I'm gone, gone, gone, My legs are dangling off the edge, A stomach of pills didn't work again, I'll put a bullet in my head and I'm gone, gone, gone
Bernicexoxo* posted a quote
September 25, 2013 10:04pm UTC
There are 2 twins in my school and one of them is in my science class they decided to switch places one day and it was the day we had a test and 10 minutes after the test started he raised his hand and said, "sir I can't take this test because I am not Mark." and right after that a teacher came into the room with his brother and said, "you got my guy," and my science teacher said, "you got my guy," and then they switched kids and everyone acted like nothing happened.
glitter162* posted a quote
September 1, 2013 4:18pm UTC
You hear a noise. It's a soft clink followed by footsteps in your yard. You spring to your feet, and race to the door. Flinging it open wide, you race to your backyard. There, you see one thing, and one thing only: a spilled milkshake. Happy tears fill your eyes as you gingerly pick up the milkshake. The wind blows your hair back as you stare off into the sunset and whisper softly to yourself: The boys were here.
in humans fetuses, the anu.s develops first, so there has been a point in all our lives where we were literally just an as.shole. unfortunately, a lot of people don't seem to have developed past that stage.
the boy: so, how are you? me: i'm pretty good him: well you're definitely pretty, and if you're good as well then i'm glad!" heART PALPITATIONS HE'S SO PRETTY TOO"
(not all depressed people self harm) (not all people that self harm are depressed.) (not all sad people are depressed either) (please stop grouping all of those things together)
here's your daily dose of idiotic rich-kid private school gossip are you READY FOR THIS? this girl at my school just got kicked out of school because she ordered $3000 worth of clothes online with her best friends dad's credit card without anyone's permission and she got it delivered to school because she thought no one would find out but the school intercepted the package and oh my god
it really bugs me when people tell other people (teenagers especially) that they are "too young to know what love means". so, what, there's an age limit now? the minute you hit 20 you suddenly sit up in bed and go, "oh my god, i understand! " feelings are different for different people. some people are mature enough to understand and fall in love at the age of twelve. some people are not mature or perceptive enough to fall in love when they're fifty. maybe the thirteen year old girl who says she's in love with this guy will look back and decide it wasn't love. maybe she'll marry him. maybe they'll break up two months later but she'll look back on it in ten years time and know that she did love him. who knows? you don't know.