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  1. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2013 6:39pm UTC
    and here we have my english teacher's favourite pun
    Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him ...(oh, man, this is so bad, it's good)... A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis

  2. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2013 11:49pm UTC
    How to kiss:
    1) I don't know
    2) Relationships are dangerous
    3) Stay online, my friend

  3. LifeIsDeeperThanScars LifeIsDeeperThanScars
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 12:46pm UTC
    We hit the sky there goes the light, no more sun why's it always night
    When you can sleep then you can't dream,when you cant dream well what's life mean
    We feel a little pitty but dont empathize, older getting older watch a young man die
    A mother and a son and some one you no, smile at each other and realized you dont
    You dont no what happened to that kid you raised,or what happened to the father who
    swore he'd stay
    I didnt no cuz you didnt say, now momma feels guilt yeah momma feels pain
    When you were young you never thought you'd die, found out you could but to scared to try
    Looked in the mirror and you said good by, climbed to the roof to see if you could fly

  4. Antigoddess* Antigoddess*
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2013 4:18pm UTC
    My legs are dangling off the edge,
    The bottom of the bottle is my only friend,
    I think I'll slit my wrists again and I'm gone, gone, gone,
    My legs are dangling off the edge,
    A stomach of pills didn't work again,
    I'll put a bullet in my head and I'm gone, gone, gone

  5. Bernicexoxo* Bernicexoxo*
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2013 10:04pm UTC
    There are 2 twins in my school and one of them is in my science class they decided to switch places one day and it was the day we had a test and 10 minutes after the test started he raised his hand and said, "sir I can't take this test because I am not Mark." and right after that a teacher came into the room with his brother and said, "you got my guy," and my science teacher said, "you got my guy," and then they switched kids and everyone acted like nothing happened.

  6. Kitkatxx Kitkatxx
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2013 1:23pm UTC
    Sometimes, I can't feel anything at all.
    Like I'm just numb and don't have any emotions.

  7. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 4:18pm UTC
    You hear a noise.
    It's a soft clink followed by footsteps in your yard. You spring to your feet, and race to the door. Flinging it open wide, you race to your backyard. There, you see one thing, and one thing only: a spilled milkshake. Happy tears fill your eyes as you gingerly pick up the milkshake. The wind blows your hair back as you stare off into the sunset and whisper softly to yourself: The boys were here.

  8. ★♡flying high♥☆* ★♡flying high♥☆*
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 4:46pm UTC
    Me: see's cute couples.
    Me: *cries*

  9. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 5:18pm UTC
    in humans fetuses, the anu.s develops first, so there
    has been a point in all our lives where we were literally
    just an as.shole. unfortunately, a lot of people don't
    seem to have developed past that stage.

  10. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 5:05am UTC
    the boy: so, how are you?
    me: i'm pretty good
    him: well you're definitely pretty, and if you're good as well then i'm glad!"
    heART PALPITATIONS HE'S SO PRETTY TOO"

  11. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2013 3:36am UTC
    (not all depressed people self harm)
    (not all people that self harm are depressed.)
    (not all sad people are depressed either)
    (please stop grouping all of those things together)

  12. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2013 3:42am UTC
    here's your daily dose of idiotic rich-kid private school gossip are you READY FOR THIS?
    this girl at my school just got kicked out of school because she ordered $3000 worth of clothes online with her best friends dad's credit card without anyone's permission and she got it delivered to school because she thought no one would find out but the school intercepted the package and oh my god

  13. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2013 6:05pm UTC
    if you think suicide is "tragically beautiful" then i think you are tragically ignorant and need to sort out your perspective on life

  14. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2013 1:32am UTC
    the fastest land mammal is me when i see someone i don't like from school at the mall

  15. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2013 2:06am UTC
    it really bugs me when people tell other people (teenagers especially) that they are "too young to know what love means". so, what, there's an age limit now? the minute you hit 20 you suddenly sit up in bed and go, "oh my god, i understand! "
    feelings are different for different people.
    some people are mature enough to understand and fall in love at the age of twelve.
    some people are not mature or perceptive enough to fall in love when they're fifty.
    maybe the thirteen year old girl who says she's in love with this guy will look back and decide it wasn't love. maybe she'll marry him. maybe they'll break up two months later but she'll look back on it in ten years time and know that she did love him. who knows? you don't know.


  16. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  17. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2013 5:08pm UTC
    if gay people don't use the phrase
    "i can't think straight around you" as a pick up like, i feel like you have missed a genuinely great opportunity.

  18. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2013 12:58pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    I hate that part of the day
    where I actually have to get out of bed.

  19. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2013 12:44pm UTC
    my mom four hours ago: we're only going to be here for 15 minutes.

  20. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2013 12:10am UTC
    me: *posts controversial quote*
    me: *sits back with popcorn*
    ...every time.

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