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  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 7:47pm UTC
    Yelling someone's name in
    different voices until they finally hear you.

  2. foreverisalie foreverisalie
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 4:17pm UTC
    when you were a kid
    and thinking the moon followed you while you were in the car.

  3. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 1:44pm UTC
    Teacher: What is something you need that you can't see or feel?
    Person: air.
    Me: wifi.

  4. x_damaged_x x_damaged_x
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 1:05pm UTC
    *Almost asleep*
    *Phone vibrates&
    are you kidding me right
    now!? I was comfortable
    & almo-- oh it's you♥

  5. JustWaiting JustWaiting
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 3:05pm UTC
    CookieDoughFormats
    //////////////////////
    Brushing your teeth
    right before the dentist
    like it's going to make a differance
    CookieDoughFormats

  6. isitonlyme isitonlyme
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 11:44am UTC
    Is it just me?
    Is it just me or when someone makes a typo, you look down at your keyboard to see if it was acceptable.?
    fav for a series<3

  7. Buki Buki
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 11:54am UTC
    Call me old fashioned but,
    I'd rather recieve a hand written letter than an email
    I'd rather be called beautiful than hot
    I'd rather be asked "Will you be my girlfriend" than "Will you go out with me."
    I'd rather just sleep in the same bed with someone than sleep with them
    I'd rather plan my wedding with my fiance than plan it all myself.
    I'd rather talk face to face than facebook chat
    I'd rather have a man that loves me for me than loves me for my just my appearance.

  8. majorgleek13 majorgleek13
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 12:54pm UTC
    When I'm reading a book and someone asks me what I'm reading,
    I don't answer.
    I just raise the book up so they can see the cover.

  9. GreenMariLoves GreenMariLoves
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 1:23pm UTC
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  10. suprize123 suprize123
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 1:10pm UTC
    Snooki: I didnt know i can make a baby. so the fact that i can reproduce is weird.

  11. lillys236 lillys236
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 1:11pm UTC
    Home Alone
    Blast the music
    Sing at the top of your lungs
    Eat like a pig
    Pee with the door open
    Swear like Jenna Marbles
    Narrate everything you do
    Just me..? ♥

  12. Abby Lynn* Abby Lynn*
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 1:12pm UTC
    My mom told me to go burn calories...
    I set a fat kid on fire..


  13. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. hannah_spongebob1997 hannah_spongebob1997
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 1:15pm UTC
    Facebook
    Popular Girl
    Omg. I just ate....a cracker.
    (128 Likes, 92 Comments)
    Me
    I just saved a bird! It almost died!
    (0 Likes, 1 Comment)

  15. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 9:59pm UTC
    Back in elementary school,
    when you were line leader, everyone else was your b/tch.

  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 7:09pm UTC
    Why is everyone in such a hurry to die?
    We haven't even had the chance to live yet.

  17. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    Guys Who
    always make a girl's day
    because its show the girls
    that they are truly care about them

  18. kylaz323 kylaz323
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 4:18pm UTC
    When my mom had cancer,
    did I go on witty,
    and make quotes about her
    asking for faves?
    NO.
    I went out and
    Spent time with her

    format by julietechoecho

  19. AlyssaLovesYou AlyssaLovesYou
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 3:58pm UTC
    Having those weird conversations with your friend
    and thinking if anyone heard us, we would be put in a mental hospital.

  20. darastarring* darastarring*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 2:07pm UTC
    my summer has begun,
    now where's the hoy guy that will move into my neighborhood and be my summer love?

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