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JenHeartsYuu
posted a quote
September 15, 2012 6:09pm UTC

Why do I do that?
Prolouge
"D-Dad!" I stuttered as I ran down the stairs. Ugh. Why do I stutter all the time?! "Yes, Jenna?" his muscular form walked out from the kitchen. His fiery red hair was all messed up from his over-sleeping and his voice was a little hoarse, and he was wearing an apron? What?
"Does this look okay?" I twirled around giving him a view of the outfit I pick. It was a soft yellow dress the ended at my knee's. I was a very modest person so I didn't own strapless dresses or one's that end around mid-thigh.
"Yes, dear. You look beautiful. But why do you need to be all dressed up? You're only meeting your brother.."
"For the first time!" I squealed. He rolled her eyes, "Sorry, sorry."
He walked over to me and brushed a dark curl from my sea blue eyes. "I'm sure you and Louis will get along just fine." He finished with his famous smile. I couldn't help but smile back, "Okay dad. But what if he thinks I'm a total loser? What if he thinks I'm not 'worthy' of being his sister? What if he hates my outfit? I mean it's called FabuLOUIS for a reason! What i-"
"Jenna!" My dad cut me off, "Don't worry so much, you're family, he has to like you."
"aerghaegr" I sighed. He chuckled, "Now I better shower they'll be here soon, and don't forget, you'll be meeting your mother too." He kissed my forehead and then ran upstairs to shower.
I smiled a little.
My mother.. I wonder what she's like?
Oh, and if you haven't guessed already, my name is Jenna Mae Tomlinson. Sister of Louis Tomlinson and daughter of Troy and Johanna.
I hope I don't embarrass myself in front of my brother or my mom.. then again I always do things like that. Why? I have no clue.
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A/N
Holy.Shat.
I haven't been on witty for TWENTY DAYS.... anyway I hope you enjoy c:

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ItsBrittney
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August 26, 2012 9:29pm UTC

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SkyBluexxx
posted a quote
August 20, 2012 2:11pm UTC

Normal people:
Screw the rules I have YOLO
Rich people:
Screw the rules I have money
Me:
Screw the rules I have wifi

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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 19, 2012 2:42pm UTC

♥
when people say they like my quotes,
i say thank you, maybe with a smiley face
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I_Dont_Know
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 11:15pm UTC

What doesn't kill you f/cks you up mentally.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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yourcool
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 3:00pm UTC

When I was a kid, "talk to the hand"
was the best defense I had when I knew I was wrong.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
August 19, 2012 3:00pm UTC

Forget perfection
everything has cracks
It's the only way to let the light in
_____

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 8:06pm UTC

listening to rap music
and unleashing your inner Eminem

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sayheyilyx
posted a quote
August 25, 2012 2:10pm UTC

How roll call will go in the future:
Teacher: Welcome to class students! Please say "here" when I call your name.
Teacher: Albus
Albus: Here!
Teacher: Doctor
Doctor: Oh, yes, uhm, hello. I can't talk at the moment, time's gone wibbly. Probably leave a message at the tone or something.
Teacher: Uhm... okay? Hermione?
Hermione: Yes, I'm here! And when's our first test? I've been studying all summer, and-
Red-headed boy in class: Oh my god, Hermione, shut up!
Teacher: And you must be Ron! Okay then. Primrose.
Primrose: Here.
Random girl in the back of the class: I VOLUNTEER!!
Teacher: And I see Katniss has made it today, as well. Welcome.
Blonde boy: Katniss is here?! Yes!! Here, Katniss, try this bread I baked this morning!!
Brunette boy: Oh you'd better keep your hands off her! She's my best friend! We go hunting together!
Teacher: Peeta! Gale! Stop fighting over Katniss and sit down!
Teacher: Rory.
Doctor: Oh, Rory died yesterday, ma'am. But he should be back again tomorrow.
Teacher: ....oh...kay? And lastly, Draco.
Draco: I'm LAST?! My father will hear about this!

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littleleftofthemiddle
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August 21, 2012 7:48pm UTC

Me 3 years ago: an unappealing awkward person
Me now: an unappealing awkward person with a witty
MAKING PROGRESS HERE.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 10:43am UTC

Me: Sometimes I talk to myself.Me: OMG same!

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
August 20, 2012 10:46am UTC

Kids from school.
Them: Hey. What's myspace?
Them: OHMYGOSH I LOVE MYSPACE
Them: Hey. What's facebook?
Them: OHMYGOSH I'M A FACEBOOK ADDICT
Them: Hey. What's twitter?
Them: FMOT,
Them: Hey. What's tumblr?
Them: I LOVE TUMBLR
Them: Hey. What's witty profiles?
Me: Stay the f/ck away.

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RunawayRachel
posted a quote
August 24, 2012 9:47pm UTC

That moment of pure heartbreak,
when you throw a water balloon at someone,
and it rebounds off them and pops on the ground.

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_to_the_kids_who
posted a quote
August 24, 2012 10:05pm UTC

Here's to the kids who
would love to be invisible for a day.
Comment what you would do :D
♥

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onlyifhestheone
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 5:58pm UTC

Steve probably knows
way more about One Direction
than any adult male should. LOL.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 19, 2012 1:47pm UTC

if i shaved my dog like a lion...
WOULD THE OTHER DOGS RESPECT HIM MORE?
{ cause he's kinda the neighborhood loser. }
forgetxmexnot

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mars*
posted a quote
August 20, 2012 7:31pm UTC

♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡
I find it just a little strange..
How many girls go to Walmart in sweatpants and a messy bun, have a 5 year old tell them they are beautiful, Then tell their mom that they are his girlfriend.
Don't you?
♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡
cookiedoughformats

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My_Vent
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August 24, 2012 9:12pm UTC

Me: *is sick*
Me: *blows nose & blood comes out*
Little Brother: OH MY GOD YOUR HAVING YOUR PERIOD THROUGH YOUR NOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *screams*

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
August 19, 2012 3:04pm UTC

The one time I go outside, I get posion ivy.
Never. Again.

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