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  1. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2013 2:27pm UTC
    Here government have a snickers you tend to shut down when you’re hungry

  2. Breeze Breeze
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2013 8:30pm UTC
    starry, starry night.
    paint your palette blue and grey.
    - format by Breeze

  3. iLL-Legal Alien👽* iLL-Legal Alien👽*
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2013 10:03pm UTC
    I'm constantly puting things where they dont belong.
    Cereal in the fridge ;
    My keys in my laundry basket ;
    My faith in other people.

  4. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2013 7:30pm UTC
    I am so pale
    You can literally see through my skin. I am a translucent human being.
    I blend into the sand at the beach. My skin radiates the sun.
    The struggle is alive.

  5. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2013 6:34pm UTC
    bye september

  6. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2013 2:35pm UTC
    “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

  7. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2013 2:33pm UTC
    Shy people usually end up being some of the coolest people you know after you start talking to them.

  8. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2013 4:26pm UTC
    I hate when I smell something,
    and I like have some sort of flashback.
    Like I could get a sniff of strawberry shampoo,
    and then it's just like woah, hello there summer of '07.

  9. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2013 6:34pm UTC
    I hate when people are like to me, "Why don't you like freshmen? You were one too, you know." Like, yeah. I was a freshman. And do you want to know who I hated when I was a freshman? My fellow freshmen.

  10. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2013 5:12pm UTC
    *puts makeup on*
    *dresses in nice outfit*
    *spends 5 hours in front of the mirror*
    *takes 2636647 selfies*
    *deletes them all bc ugly*
    *cries*

  11. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2013 7:15pm UTC
    Who can relate ? After watching an awesome movie, Recreating the entire movie in my head placing myself in lead role.

  12. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2013 5:18pm UTC
    50 shades of done with this semester

  13. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2013 5:39pm UTC
    swag won't pay the bills and apparently neither will your degree

  14. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2013 5:20pm UTC
    My week basically
    Monday
    Monday #2
    Monday #3
    Monday #4
    Friday
    Saturday
    Pre-Monday

  15. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2013 5:53pm UTC
    "Please cover up. It distracts the boys."
    Why are girls yelled at when boys look at us inappropriately?
    Why are girls yelled at when boys look at us inappropriately?
    Why are girls yelled at when boys look at us inappropriately?
    Why are girls yelled at when boys look at us inappropriately?
    Why are girls yelled at when boys look at us inappropriately?

  16. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2013 7:39pm UTC
    *when I was 7*
    Me: *reads tombstone*
    Me: Why does it say RIP John?
    Me: Why would they rip him?
    Me: He's dead, he's in enough pain already.

  17. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2013 5:05pm UTC
    how to kiss a boy
    -grab his waist
    -slip your hand in his pocket
    -steal his wallet
    -dont even kiss him
    -just run

  18. elephants_are_cool* elephants_are_cool*
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2013 2:54pm UTC
    brushing your teeth at night is a difficult thing to do because its like a semi- permanent decision once you brush your teeth that's it you can't eat for the rest of the night and I just don't know if I'm ready for that commitment yet

  19. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2013 3:32pm UTC
    why are boobs even considered sexual? they're bumps of fat made to store milk for babies what the fck is sexual about that

  20. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2013 2:18pm UTC
    me at the beginning of the semester: i'm gonna live, i'm gonna fly
    me now: i'm gonna fail, i'm gonna die

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